hey guys! this was somthing I started to think of one day after school, so here it is: How bad of a parent could you be if you had the chance? can be funny, or to show what not to do.

1. When your child says there is somthing under the bed, say "im sure its nothing", look under the bed,and pretend to be pulled under by demons.

2. Spend childs tuition money on a new car

3. If child is a girl, rip off the heads of her toys, cover the necks with ketchup.

I dont plan to do any of the things I say, but they are kinda funny..

Edited by fusion.exe on December 24, 2006 at 11:03:46.

I know some things a parent could do, but I don't exactly think they're G-rated...

lets try to stray away from that kind of thing shall we?

4. try to keep all presents from the child claiming "theyre too cool for you!!"

5.every other day, dress gothic and act depressed, and all the other days, wear a buisiness suit and act overly peppy

6. after ANYTHING your child says, say its the devil

That's soooo stolen from the Waterboy... >_>

Be a terrible parent? OK.

I don't think you can top this.

(Warning, some profanity.)

Your future kids just started crying, Mega X...

When they ask for candy say no, then start eating a bunch of it in front of they're face.