Topic: Bad Movies, This is just awful
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Sakura Guilty Cocker Spaniel   Posts: 1000 Thought: Never get high, never run out of ammo |
Posted on January 17, 2010 at 18:38:32 [Post link]
Well, I can't complain much since I actually do not watch many movies, especially if they look bad. I do have one complaint, however. has an affair with the detective . There really is no way of doing that, unless you cut everything out, and just keep the basic outline of the story. Quote: Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe - New Moon I tried to be a good boyfriend and watch this turd with my girlfriend. This was a trainwreck. The characters are beyond soap-opera level in terms of being shallow. There's no fun to this movie at all; it's slow and painful with the characters doing nothing but moping and being generally painful. I know Meyer is supposedly terrible, but this is just unholy. The "love" is hilariously forced between characters with all the manipulating going on. It's like Wuthering Heights if Heathcliff were female; she's just making people miserable out of a "love" she can't let go of. I'm literally terrified that they can ape a novel so dreadful and screw that up. The visuals are just to attract girls to the pretty boys so they can write their horrible slash fiction. I could pick apart individual scenes, but it'd be vindictive. Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on January 16, 2010 at 23:48:39. Honestly, I didn't even bother going to see this one. I read Twilight back in 2005, and I had to force myself to read the rest of it. I didn't read or watch New Moon and I do not think I could stomach myself to. And honestly, I think half the fanbase jumped aboard once they saw Robert as Edward. I'll admit, he's handsome (more so before than now), but seriously. I do not see what many others see in this series. I'm sick of hearing about how it's 'so great'. Quote: Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe That said, the BEST movie of the decade. - Almost Famous My favorite movie of the decade; go watch it; I won't spoil anything. There's nothing that's been a better dramedy this decade; it's just a beautiful movie with some of the best writing and acting i've ever seen with an excellent execution of the setting. Go watch it. Now. Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on January 16, 2010 at 23:48:39. I totally agree with you, I love this movie.
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RisingDragon Goat Herder  Posts: 1803 Thought: Curse you, Runcible Spoon! |
Posted on February 20, 2010 at 22:59:57 [Post link]
INCOMING: "Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
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Morphman Niz-Da Posts: 3781 Thought: Arumon=Dog? |
Posted on February 20, 2010 at 23:38:38 [Post link]
At least the casting for the Tekken one is better than the Street Fighter movie. At least the actors looked like the characters they are supposed to portray.
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RisingDragon Goat Herder Posts: 1803 Thought: Curse you, Runcible Spoon! |
Posted on July 30, 2010 at 6:58:15 [Post link]
And yet another surefire horror is on its way. "Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
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Dr. Cossack Admin Ship Captain   Posts: 5294 Thought: If only you knew...! |
Posted on July 30, 2010 at 12:49:33 [Post link]
Definitely NOT going to see that one! New PC progress: 50%
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Teej News reporter Hurrr  Posts: 2191 Thought: Meh |
Posted on July 31, 2010 at 1:13:47 [Post link]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TX2jEdwX2c&feature=player_embedded There is no playing with Teej when he's a spy or a soldier. There is only dying. -RisingDragon
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Mega X.exe Geriatric Bypass  Posts: 6617 Thought: Gazelle struggles to overcome gambolling addiction |
Posted on July 31, 2010 at 1:45:21 [Post link]
Quote: Originally posted by Teej http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TX2jEdwX2c&feature=player_embedded why Dan Aykroyd is the devil. Did you know ...that eurgs are the antipode to grues?
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Dr. Cossack Admin Ship Captain Posts: 5294 Thought: If only you knew...! |
Posted on July 31, 2010 at 4:21:55 [Post link]
Quote: Originally posted by Mega X.exe Quote: Originally posted by Teej http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TX2jEdwX2c&feature=player_embedded why Dan Aykroyd is the devil. Watch your words, there's someone here who might maul you for that! New PC progress: 50%
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Mega X.exe Geriatric Bypass Posts: 6617 Thought: Gazelle struggles to overcome gambolling addiction |
Posted on July 31, 2010 at 6:20:10 [Post link]
Quote: Originally posted by Dr. Cossack Quote: Originally posted by Mega X.exe Quote: Originally posted by Teej http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TX2jEdwX2c&feature=player_embedded why Dan Aykroyd is the devil. Watch your words, there's someone here who might maul you for that! He wasn't always the devil. There was Ghostbusters and The Blues Brothers... but now he's just a shadow of his former glory,  Did you know ...that eurgs are the antipode to grues?
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Breakman Super moderator 1st Class Purifier Unit  Posts: 1746 Thought: "Can't think of a reason not to." |
Posted on August 2, 2010 at 6:31:23 [Post link]
Quote: Originally posted by Mega X.exe Quote: Originally posted by Teej http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TX2jEdwX2c&feature=player_embedded why Dan Aykroyd is the devil. ::lurks in the shadows with intent to maul:: ¬_¬ ...But yeah, that Yogi movie just plain scares me (but not as much as the Smurfs movie). ^^;
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Mega X.exe Geriatric Bypass Posts: 6617 Thought: Gazelle struggles to overcome gambolling addiction |
Posted on August 2, 2010 at 17:34:05 [Post link]
Only since about 2001! He was good before that. Did you know ...that eurgs are the antipode to grues?
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The movie cut out about... 95% of the book. The man who directed the movie, Peter Jackson (the Lord of the Rings director) wanted to make a movie in which his young daughter could watch. This is a story about how a 14 year old girl gets raped and murdered, a bisexual girl whom draws pictures of naked women and can see the dead, and a family falling apart by the seams as the girl's mom 
