Ever feel like life's got you down? That nothing can go wrong? That everyday fells like a Friday 13th?
Well, THAT'S OVER!
Introducing: the Mega Man fragrances line!
Take on a new persona with this exciting new product! Forget that annoying sweat odor, and change your life with a single application!
Share Dust Man's clean odor! Revel in Junk Man's unique scent! Show your cunning with the Snake Man Oil! Be one with nature wearing the Toad Man cologne! Prove your technical skills with the Oil Man perfume! Attract the sexy mermaid ladies TODAY!!
Act fast, and BECOME A NEW PERSON!!
Coming soon: our Mega Man Zero-themed thongs, for kids aged from 7 to 77!! Stay tuned!
Topic: EXCITING NEW PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT