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Topic: An RPG, The ongoing story of the people aboard the S.S. Calmwaters

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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 16:39:45 [Post link]
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The original post of this topic was written by Samsara. I'm taking over control of the topic to ensure that it doesn't get suddendly deleted once again.

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Right. I asked doc about an RPG idea and he said it was OK. This is the idea for the RPG: We have a ship (S.S. Calmwaters) and loads of members (The crew and people on the ship) and the adventures are all that happens on the ship. We all act like our usernames are (e.g., I would be AirMan, Bass SP would be Bass SP etc). If someone's username isn't a megaman caracter or character from anything at all, the act how they would if they really were in that situation.

Just as long as you don't SPAM, it'll be OK.

Profiles

As said in another topic, if you want an RPG character profile to be here for all to see, simply PM me with it and I will gladly add it ;)

Character: Nick (Banned, but whatever) (Same as the forums [evil])
Net Navi: Dark.exe (also is evil)
Pictures : Image
Picture of old dark( i updated him, havent spritetd it yet):

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Name: 777 (Banned, but whatever)
Type: Rockman
Race: Reploid, Demon Reploid (After transformation)
Physical age: 14- 15 years
Height: 6, 2í
Heart: good
Gender: Male
Phyical description: Hair varies from: Blue- White- Black. Has cross scar on left cheek. Eyes can be black, purple, red, etc.
Personality: somewhat cocky, serious, .


Past:
Ancient Reploid found in lab with brother, Cial. Has no memory of past. Created by Rockman Zero. Originally was Omega. Has twin brother. Brotherís location is unknown.


(An RPG flashback)

Zero: Cial, 36% complete. Note, 63% completed. Godspeed Edgeboy ZERO (Model no. 777), 12.5% completed.

Zero: I'll be dead in 10 minutes top *turns into cyber elf* Omega , I mean 777.... I hope you'll find the way of justice... *Goes inside 777*

(4xx years later (400-499 years)

Year: 27xx


A Univerese called Interordi was created when many unverses and time periods collided. All 3 Reploid brother are found by Dr. Sengri Cossack. After Note (777's twin, alias: Evil 777) went Maverick, 777 defeated him and soon helped in the battle against NightShade. Now, his traitor status has been removed.

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Name: Dragon Man
age: appears to be in his 20s but is actually much much older
gender: male
skills: Juggernaut Swordsman and expert strategist
weaknesses: his adoration for dragons, foxes, and Yoshis
Weapon: Honor Flare (a fiery black scimitar)
Affiliations: Lu Bu, Talos, Zuo Ci, and a black Yoshi he calls "Draco"
Discription: He appears to be a copy of Bass, when he is actually his kinder-hearted brother. The only differences between the two is thus; Dragon Man wears a black cape and wields a sword. He tends to like the company of vurtuous or strong warriors. His closest friends are Lu Bu, a powerful warrior who wields a pike, Zuo Ci, a gifted, but old sorcerer who wields spell tags as weapons, and Draco, a black Yoshi who wields a katana and was trained by Dragon Man from a very young age.

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Username: Black Dranzer.exe (BD for short) Real name:
  Spoiler (highlight to read):

Ben

Age: 18-ish
Skills: Spell Ray, Eternal hell, Exploding edge (punch attack), Sharingan, Inderoga Mono (Lightning tornado attack) and swordplay.
Weakness: Light-element attacks
Wepons: Kunai, Gunblade, and Shuriken.
Description: A hair style like Cloud Srife's only Black, Brown eyes (Orange when Sharingan is activated) Leather jacket with a symbol of a sword sticking blade up on back, Holster on back that holds his sword, black boots, Dark cargo pants, a triforce shard necklace, a shirt under the jacket that is a grey-ish silver, and wrapped hands and fore-arms like Rock Lee.
Backstory: THe lone surviver of a raid on his village, Dranzer lives to bring his village back to life and to do so he must collect the tri-force shards from varios bosses, which he does while doing his other occupation Bounty hunting. He became a bounty hunter 6 years after the raind, however during those six years he trained incredibly forcefully to maximize his power.

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Name: FlareMan
Age: 13 actual years. Built with a mindset of late teens.
Gender: male
Skills: Fire Manipulation of rediculously fantastical proportions. Official Roleplayer status and laws that provide immunity against n00bish acts.
Weaknesses: Wind
Weapon: Fire, bare hands.
Affiliations: His brothers.
Personality: N/A
~Appearance~
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Well all you said was pm you a character sheet, right? Well I'm doing that.

Name: Rage
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Weaponry: He always has his dagger and plasma pistol by his side. His saber power, length, and weight can be adjusted with sword parts he buys from the junkshops or he finds in the ruins. His plasma pistol can also be modified with buster parts with attack, energy, range and rapid. He also uses various military weaponry and vehicles.
History:

He has no idea where he came from. When he was a baby, he was abandon from his parents and left in an old broken old house in Yass Plains, Kattolox until Colonial Volnutt found him. When he was 10, The Colonial started teaching Rage military techniques, formations, attacks, defense, hand to hand combat, sneaking skills, infantry, and survival skills. After a couple years of perfecting his skills, Rage wanted to become a digger so he can find the legendary mother lode. He wanted the power, to control history if he found the mother lode. The world would never be the same with Rage in power. Rageís Military would conquer these air pirates and bring all illegal activities down to zero. So the world can finally be at peace with each other. While he was still living in Kattelox, they were attacked by air pirates called the Bonnes. The pirates stole all his equipment for their machines. He wanted to something but he couldnít thanks to those dang pirates. The Colonial and Rage were trapped in Uptown while everybody was flipping out; they would go out on the lake and fish. They were going to have some fun while this happening. After they were done, they were attacked by this little lego people in ships. The blast destroyed the ship and nearly killing the Colonial. Rage had to swim the Colonial and himself back to shore. After Rage finally reached the shore, he rushed the colonial to the emergency room. While Colonial in emergency room, Rage become enraged by the air pirates and how they didnít care about anybody they hurt and kept on going to do what they do. For the next 3 years Rage perfected his skills with the Colonial as his guide. When Rage turned 15, he left Kattolox Island in search for the mother lode and air pirates. Colonial Volnutt stayed in Kattolox to live the rest of his years.

Personality:
When Rage isnít in any combat situation, he always messing with and betting people he can do something stupid but people seem to get angry after everthing he does, even though he intended something to be joke. When heís in combat, Rage turns into sick, sadistic crazy @ss Marine. Basically everything he wants dead, dies. He is a gentleman and will never hit women, no matter what they did. Just give him booze will his fighting because you in a drunkiní manner.

Weakness: Women and alcohol

Appearance: Heís 5 foot 8 inches. He has a blond crew cut. He has a long face and somewhat muscular built. He has blues eyes. Heís has a tanish white skin-tone.


Armor: Heís wear camouflage pants with black leg armor with jump springs and wears a black chest armor similar to Mega mans and a camouflage shirt. He also wears gloves cut off at the knuckles. They donít do anything he just likes them.
Along with a black helmet that comes out of the back for when heís in combat.

Armor stats: His armor can stand up to 50% percent of attacks he takes. It can break if it gets hit hard enough. Then he has to repair it and that takes about 5 minutes with shield repair, Longer if he doesnít have a shield repair with him.

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Edited by Samsara on December 24, 2006 at 12:24:05.

Edited by Dr. Cossack on April 11, 2007 at 10:50:25.


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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 18:42:10 [Post link]
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Vincent arrives and with some others members. Suddenly we see a shark. What should we do?
Airman: Shoot it! We can't let it attack!
Vincent: No! We can't assume it's hostile!
(shark rams into the ship trying to dent it)
Vincent: Okay... Maybe we can.
Bass SP: Hm? Guys it's a robot!
Everyone: !!!
(please continue)

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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 19:00:01 [Post link]
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Hublo: Here I am! *Hublo falls down and crashs into the shark as they start tossing in the water till he destroys the shark as he climbs up*
Vince:Skelaton!


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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 20:17:53 [Post link]
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NACHO SHURIKEN!!! That might stall it ^^

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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 20:36:13 [Post link]
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Dark Assasion Zero:Ill slay the foul creature with my sword.
*He swings at the monster slicing it in half*
Dark Assasion Zero:That will take care of it....WHAT!?
*The halfs of the monster regrow creating two skelotens*
Dark Assasion Zero:OHHH...@$#&!!!!!:madgo:
*He slices the monsters over and over creating even more monsters*
Dark Assasion Zero: hmmm i guess that didnt work but what will!?.....

[Edited on 12-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]


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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 23:01:53 [Post link]
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Hearing the commotion on the deck, shay ren rolled his red eyes again. "Oh come on!" he said. "I came for rest and relaxation, not-" Shay ren peered out the window, "Shark attacks?!? Oh, (censor) Well only one thing for me to do...drink myself into oblivion and hope someone else saves us."
* * *
three hours later...
"And so I said, get away from my froggy, you...you...stupidpyshcobeetnickman! oh, geeze, then he said-" WHUMP! Shay rens's wasted head slumpted down on the bar table, nocking his beer all over his orange hair. "Pathetic." said the bartender. "happens every day."
Then, looking outside, he gasped. Who was that flying down from the sky?


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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 23:04:39 [Post link]
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*hublo blinks*
Hublo: Dont you know that Im on your side?
*the other hublos dissapeer*


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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 23:06:29 [Post link]
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The bartender walks out on the deck, leaving the plastered Shay ren behind. He blinked once, then rubbed his eyes. "Is that a bird, a plane? ...NO, It's-


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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 23:40:39 [Post link]
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It's a flying monster! Good thing it leaves us alone! Anyway the ship travels on as usual then we look out to see a beautiful girl out in the sea. She's in trouble!! Save her! I jump in but then this fish swallows her! Oh no!!! Then I tell Dark Assasin Zero to give his sword. The fish got scared and spit her back out. I nearly drown due to seeing and enjoying that but I float all the way to the boat. But wait? That flying monster is back! Ahhh!


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Thanks to Vincent for my animation! LOL
And thanks to me for my great PET! :P

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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 23:41:18 [Post link]
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Dark Assasion Zero:Hmmmmm fight monster or get drunk.
*Dark Assasion Zero goes down to the bar and get's drunk then goes back on deck.*
Dark Assasion Zero:My sword *HIC* will take you *HIC* down *HIC*.
*Dark Assasion Zero falls down the stairs into the bar and lands next to shay_ren.*
*Dark Zero faints*

Hublo:Well he was a big help now how are we going to take care of the monster!?

[Edited on 12-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]

[Edited on 12-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Image I shall destroy the puny mortals!

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Posted on September 12, 2003 at 23:55:10 [Post link]
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The flying monster stares into Vincent...
Vincent: Grr... (monster roars and shoots a light out of its mouth and it grazes my arm)
Vincent: Shoot! I need a weapon!
Hublo: Get out of here! Take him to the medic, he's bleeding crazy!
Vincent: What are you cra- (goes into coma)
Airman: NO!
Hublo: See? Hey you two!
Shey_ren: Hmm?
Dark A.Z.: Hmm?
Hublo: Get up and help!
Shey and D.A.Z.: Ooh angry monkey...
Hublo: WHAAT?!
:madgo:
Airman: It looks like he's attacking again!

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 0:20:55 [Post link]
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Dark Assasion Zero:*Hic* here Hublo use my sword it has a +8 against flying monsters!*HIC*.
*Dark Assasion Zero throws his sword awkwardly at Hublo, it sails through the air past Hublo and the monster swoops down and accidently swallows it*
Dark Assasion Zero:*HIC*Whoops:lol:*HIC*
*He faints again:zzz:*
Hublo:Great he thinks this is Dungeons and Dragons and he lost his sword.

[Edited on 13-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]

[Edited on 13-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 3:35:10 [Post link]
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Style((My name.I made mine to long so call me Style))*style then walks to the deck and looks at everyone*
Style:Well this means only ONE thing.....Another beer!*Everyone*No!There are already 2 people drunk!

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 3:52:13 [Post link]
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Max apears* Hey need a new sword throws a new sword
Now lets kill that over grown bird



**************next****************
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Riddle:i'm the second of the first and will keep him sleeping FOREVER muhahhahahahahahahhaQ!!!!!!!
A. Makuta by Saito Hiraki
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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 3:54:19 [Post link]
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*jumps down from crow's nest*
Match: Hey everyone.
Random non-importent crew member: Uh, nice grand enterence.
Match: Shut up! *cuts RNICM in two*
Fatman S: AAHH! It's a.....uh...it's a...uh...uh....guy in a trench coat.....with a sword! RUN!!!
Hublo: No, that's Match.
Match: Ooh! Giant birdie thing! *runs toward it and trips over side of ship*
Hublo: We get no help do we?


I'm older school than you are.

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 4:24:23 [Post link]
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*Then Gutter mouth comes out of the bath room

Gutter mouth: Whats going on guys?

*Then he sees the mad beast. He then uses his mind powers to attack it. it dies. Then Guttermouth wins the lottery and ten hot women surround him and then he becomes king and he rules over everyone........

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 4:34:37 [Post link]
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Style:Gutter!Hey,guttermouth,wake up!((You would think I'd let you get away with that,huh gutter:P:lol: ))

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*crap*

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Erm...kay......
Gutter:STYLE!You*censored*I was just dreaming about*censored*taking over the*censored*World and kicking you*censored**censored*
Style:Err....

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 8:59:50 [Post link]
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AirMan: Oh, great. Two drunks and a bunch of circus clowns! Am I the only sain person in here!?

Dr. Cossack: No! *burp* I'm sain too! *BURP* I've been useing this time to drink as much as I can! All the ship's supplies of beer are *BBEEERRRPPP!!!!!!!!!!!* all gone!

AirMan: Me and my BIIIIIIIG mouth! Now I've just found out that the Ship captain, the only man on-board who is able to control this ship is both drunk and off his rocker! Now, I'm just going to wake up and it will all have been just a dream!

*AirMan did wake up. It was all just a dream. But...WORSE THAN THE DREAM!!!!!!! The two drunks were vomiting all over him, everyone was in panic (apart from Dr. Cossack, who was running around naked singin 'Bat Out Of Hell'; the two drunks, who were still vomiting over AirMan; and poor AirMan who was covered in puke).*

AirMan: Hey! Vincent!

Vincent: Ye!

AirMan: What happened to VincentIsGay?

Vincent: 'e go' 'anne'.

*He meant to say 'He got banned', but AirMan knew what he meant. He was a bit drunk, too. AirMan also know than whan a user gets banned, Dr. Cossack makes sure they never come on board again by kicking them overboard.*

*Of coarse, the other thing that made it worse than the dream. There was that great bird attacking the S.S. Calmwaters (They didn't know it, but it was actually TUTUMAN in disguise) AND Dr. Cossack was drunk.*

AirMan: There's never a storm out at sea when you really need one!

*Suddenly the was and the bolt of lightning hit the bird and kiiled it. A rather burned TUTUMAN landed on deck.*

[Edited on 13-9-2003 by AirMan]


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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 12:36:38 [Post link]
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-Suddenly a purple figure falls from the sky, out of a black hole-
Fred: I smell something...
Airman: IT'S TUTUMAN! GET HIM!
Dr.C: Bat out of hell!
Fred: What's with Doc?
Dr.C: Whoowhoo! Bat out of hell!
Fred:Right..I'll get Tutuman...
Dr.C: BAT OUT OF HEEEELLLL! *Latches onto Tutuman, and throws him overboard*
Tutuman: o no hw dar u do tis 2 me u stpd (Censored) (Censored) and u (Censored) (Censored) (Censored)!11!!11!!11!11!!!!1!111
Fred: Whoohoo!
TTM: ill gt u!!111 *drifts away, like a log*
Dr. C: Bat out of heeeellllll! *throws a teddy bear at Fred*
Fred: OOF! Yer' drunk! Screw attack this...I'm gonna play some Metroid! *Opens up a GBA, and starts playing Metroid Fusion*
AirMan: Ooooh...
Fred: *Eyes get WIDE open* Saammmuuuusssss......


So I'm not going to have anything spectacular in my signature.

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 13:10:28 [Post link]
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*sits around on deck bored. He starred at everyone drunk. He drinks abit of beer (dont worry. The guys in armor but hes a human in a cursed armor. Hes inside that black part under the bones*
Fred:Hey! Why doesn't it fall out?
Hublo:Because im human moron!


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Dark Assasion Zero
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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 13:15:07 [Post link]
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Dark Assasion Zero:OW i have a bad hangover.I think im still drunk or that is a real Giant Sea Serpent wrapping around are ship.GEEEZ everything is crazy i need another beer.
*He drinks up and gets drunk then joins Dr Cossack singing a bat out of hell


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Image I shall destroy the puny mortals!

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 13:31:02 [Post link]
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*looks over the edge looking at the sea serpent. Dives off the edge and starts fighting it*
Fred:Look at him go!


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Samsara
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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 14:53:31 [Post link]
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AirMan: Oh, for goddness SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't ANY of you know how to handle any creature that sets its will against you!?

*The storm had subsided and everyone but the drunks and AirMan were running around screaming.

*AirMan went down to his room. It was tiny, but he didn't need much more. On the wall, was his preciouse guitar amp, leads, Shaftsbury Les Paul Copy Electric Guitar, and his CD and record collection. He picked up the guitar, amp and leads, took them to the deck and set it up (AirMan also made an electricity generator on board so that they could use electrical things like TVs, Game Cubes and things like that. There were little sockets that anything could plug into) but he didn't plug his guitar into the amp. Instead...*

AirMan: TAKE THIS, YOU COWARDLY SNAKE!!!!!!!! *and he hit the serpant over the head with the body of his guitar, holding it by the neck. Think about it. The guitar was mostly pure mahogany, which is a VERY dense wood and it's VERY heavy. It knocked out the serpant and the serpant dropped the ship with no holes at all!:eek: Although the serpant didn't die straight away, it develped concution and later died of a brain hemmorrage.*

AirMan: Well, I've got everything set up so why not!? *He plugged the lead into his guitar, turned the amp on and started singing and playing the remaining verse of Bat out of Hell.

Then I'm dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
Torn and twisted and the food of a burning bike.
And I think sombody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart.
Still Beating,
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike.
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell


When that was finished, everyone all clapped.*

AirMan: Whew! That was fun! I wonder if they knew if I was the only sobre one here.

Dr. Cossack (The one who started singing Bat Out Of Hell whilst naked while the giant bird attacked): You're not. I am sobre, too.

AirMan: Then why were you singing Bat Out Of Hell naked?

Dr. Cossack: Errr, it's kind of a hobby of mine *(BTW, doc, don't take any of this seriousely, just in case. We don't mean anything we might say about eachother)*. Maybe, it might be better if we said that I was drunk, though. If we say it's a hobby of mine, it might make people ask too many questions. Nop-one saw anything though, did they?

AirMan: No. My guitar was in front of you, most of the time.

[Edited on 13-9-2003 by AirMan]


Hublo
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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 15:15:34 [Post link]
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*climbs back out of the water then takes his eyes out*
Hublo: Put some clothes on Dr.Cossack! (not making fun of you! Its just a funny of the RPG)
Dr.Cossack: *puts clothes on and runs around yelling WIBBLE WOBBLE!*
Hublo: *puts eyes back in and climbs back up*


Back for the third time... Or was it the second?

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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 15:34:52 [Post link]
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After the commotion subsided, Shay ren stepped out of the bar into a large round of applause for airman. But, still being a bit drunk, Shay thought it was for him. "Thank you! Thank you all so very much! Now, for another beer!" The bartender pulls him aside. "Ummm, sorryto break this to you, but we're out of beer."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Shay ren screamed, imediatly sober. "How can this be!?!" In his spasmic flaling, Shay ren hits the rail and topples over board.

"AAGH!!!" *SPLASH!* "Help I can't swim! Somebody!" Quietly, the bartender walks back into the bar and shuts the door.


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Hublo
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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 15:46:04 [Post link]
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*grabs shay and pulls him up* you allright?
Shay:SKELATON!!!


Back for the third time... Or was it the second?

Hao
Fear Factory


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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 16:49:18 [Post link]
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Vincent: Calm down, it's merely Hublo.
Shay: Get away you undead fiend!
Vincent:Didn't just hear what I said?
Hublo: I'm afraid the loss of beer has gotten to him...
Vincent: Hopefully now that it's gone we won't have any more problems besides my broken arm.
Hublo: You sure you okay?
Vincent: Well the nurses said so and that girl who was saved by Fatman was some sort of healer. Problem is that she is no master and wasn't able t heal my arm. I didn't even get her name....
Dr. Cossack: You are fine, besides the broken arm you have nothing to worry about.
Mr. Match: Hey is that land?
Everyone: *gasp*
Airman: All right! Hmm... just wait a minute here...

Samsara
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Posted on September 13, 2003 at 19:29:39 [Post link]
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*At the bery bottom of the ship 2000 ft under the water*

*AirMan caused a blust of wind in the opposite direction to the land causing them to head back out to see.*

?????????: Exssssellent, AirMan. You have done well. Assss long assss we are out to ssssea, my plan will go perfectly. It'sssss flawlessssssss! We just need to keep it like that.

*The man spat the word 'keep' at AirMan and he hissed the letter 'sss' like a great snake*

AirMan: Awwwwwww, ungreatful.

?????????: WHAT!!?

AirMan: N-nothing!

?????????: Good! After all! it'ssss your friendssss, we're talking about! All we need issss for them to trusssst you, and nothing will go wrong. Just don't let any of this sssslip to any of them.

AirMan: Okey dokey!

?????????: One more thing, AirMan.

AirMan: Yes?

?????????: I didn't like the way you called my freind a 'cowardly ssssnake.

AirMan: Sorry, sir. I just wanted to soun--

?????????: YOU MADE IT SSSSOUD OFFENSSSSIVE!!!! Don't let it happen again.

AirMan: Oky doke!


 

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