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Originally posted by Cpl.Keenan
Late last night. I was bored, sentemental, and had a keyboard in front of me. the result? I don't know. well, here it goes...
Well hello to my note pad. Please be nice to me, I'm just 1s and 0s. Yes I am even a boring black one. Not even a nice font. Plain. Black. Boring. Empty. No sense of fulfillment. Nope. Nothing. Not even a ting of excitement. Boredom strikes. Sanity hits. Madness takes its toll, please have exact change. Yes, I found the quarter... oh wait, that's a nickel. Notepad. Just a plain white box. Letters at my command. They respond to my every beck and call. I command, it responds. The keyboard. My useful tool. My utensil. My device. Words. Letters. Numbers. Phrases. Yes! I HAVE MASTERED THE KEYBOARD!!! Oops. Fatal error. Error-no keyboard... (What?!?) ...Press F1 to continue. ARGGGGGGGG!!! Programming. Errors. Fatal exceptions. The trials. The problems. Thinking. "Pain..." head... keyboard... {You can tell a programmer by the keyboard dents on his forehead} Aggravation. Thinking it through. Einstein failed math. I failed math. Maybe I¡¯m the next Einstein. ... ... Naw. Too much thinking. Thinking... thought... processing... AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! It says "insert disk 3" but only 2 will fit!! If it stops working, fix it. If that doesn't work, it needed replacing anyways. Brute force usually results in brute stupidity.
##switch##
Hmmmm... Ones and zeros..... 1..... 0...... 1010101101010101 hmmmm could look kinda interesting...
+--------------------------------+
|00000000000000000000000000000000|
|00000000000000000000000000000000|
|000000000 00000000 000000000|
|00000000 111 000000 111 00000000|
|0000000 1 1 0000 1 1 0000000|
|0000000 1 0 1 0000 1 0 1 0000000|
|0000000 1 1 0000 1 1 0000000|
|000 0000 111 000000 111 0000 000|
|00 1 00 00000000 00 1 00|
|00 1111 000 000 1111 00|
|00 1 111111111111111111 1 00|
|000 11 11 000|
|0000 111 111 0000|
|000000 11111111111111 000000|
|000000000 000000000|
|00000000000000000000000000000000|
|00000000000000000000000000000000|
+--------------------------------+
Naw.
Reality. Conformity. Normality. Normal is relative. I'm normal. I'm abnormal. Are you normal? What is normal? Does normal exist? How can you tell? Only in a perfect world. There is no norm. Is there a perfect world? Will we be Normal? The same? Different? Unique? I'm Unique. You¡¯re Unique. Are you? Remember... you¡¯re unique, just like everyone else. Everybody. Nobody. Everyone doesn't exist. There is no everyone. Everyone is a correct word that can't really be used. everyone doesn't play sports. Everyone will never be there. Everyone might, but probably won't. Everyone eats food. Do they? Do we really know? how do we know what we know" 1200s, everybody KNEW the world was flat. 1500s, everybody KNEW the earth was the center of the solar system. What will se "know" tomorrow?? Is the glass half full or half empty? why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? who came up with "Jumbo Shrimp"?? Does government intelligence exist? If progress means to go forward, what's congress? Why is lint blue? why is the sky blue? Do we all se color the same way? is my blue your orange? Well??? How do we know? We spend our whole lives learning what we can. Increasing what we know. Do we get further off in the end? who knows? Why is "good" usually blue and "bad" usually red? I like red. Why can't "bad" be green, or orange? Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds? Can we ever know? Do we really want to know? Sweet and Sour? Black Light? How can this be? Can this be? Should this be?? To be, or not to be? These are my questions....
I have WAY too much time on my hands. Um... Help?
:cry:
Here's some advice-
1- Cover yourself in purple paint
2- Make a lightsaber for yourself
3- Become a jedi
3- Drink more PEPSI
4- Convince complete strangers you're a princess
That stuff works for me!