this is a real "prank call" I made on faketown

in this one, I'm a lawyer named harold corker named both after bob corker & harold ford jr.

Connection established with daginc.

Yar: Hello, My na

Yar: My name is Harold corker

Yar: I'm a lawyer

daginc: waz up lawyer

Yar: I need to ask you some questions

daginc: shoot

Yar: Did you get in a fight with some negro?

daginc: are u talking bout the faketown shooten

Yar: yeah

daginc: yeah

Yar: OK, well He's found your IP address & he's telling me he's going to sue you for 2.5 Thousand dollars

Yar: Hello?

daginc: ??????????????????????????/

Yar: Are you there?

daginc: i bout had a heart attack

Yar: The Black dude you were fightin' with traced your IP address & he's saying he's going to sue you for 2.5 thousand dollars

daginc: i wasnt there

daginc: it wasnt me

Yar: Now, the oonly way he wants to settle is that you 2 meet in person

daginc: i saw it all

daginc: y

Yar: cause he needs to figure out if you were the guy whooping his ass

daginc: i dont believe i whooped anyones ass

Yar: He says he hacked your computer & found a picture of you

daginc: pls no pics of me in there

Yar: Now we can meet in my Law Offices in Chattanooga & discuss this with the poor guy

daginc: ok

Yar: OK. Do you need the Directions?

daginc: yes

Yar: OK You know where 96.5 the mountain is?

daginc: no
\

Yar: my office is inside the building, THIS IS A PRANK CALL

Yar: LOL

Yar: Are you there?

Yar: Hello?

Yar: Please answer man, You're freaking me out

daginc: sorry i was doin summn else

Yar: OK

Yar: Well, I'll talk to youo later

daginc: im not parylized either

Yar: bye-bye

daginc: b y

that's pretty funny

I was laughing so hard, I peed

Edited by Atari on September 6, 2007 at 20:35:37.

This was the kicker for me.

DreamSword says:
Lo.
The Rising Dragon says:
And behold.
DreamSword says:
It's me!
The Rising Dragon says:
Not anymore! *kills with all attacks combined into one*
DreamSword says:
*blocks with all types of dodges combined into one*
The Rising Dragon says:
You can't block with a dodge, moron.
DreamSword says:
Darnit, you noticed
The Rising Dragon says:
You can DODGE with a dodge, but you can't block with a dodge.
The Rising Dragon says:
It kinda defeats the purpose.

You know, that makes me wonder, can you dodge with a block?

dodge: to elude or evade by a sudden shift of position or by strategy.

block: a hindering of an opponent's actions.

Since dodging isn't hindrance of your opponent's action (and instead, just moving yourself to avoid it), I would think not.

Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
Hallo
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
OMG UR IGNORING ME!!!111!!!!eleven
Deye zegt:
Obviously.
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
Well, what's up?
Deye zegt:
The sky.
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
IT IS!?
Deye zegt:
Yes.
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
I THOUGHT I WAS STANDING ON IT!
Deye zegt:
OMG REALLY??!!
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
THIS THROWS MY WHOLE PERCEPTION OF REALITY INTO QUESTION!
Deye zegt:
MY QUESTION IS IF YOU HAVE PERCEPTION OF REALITY AT ALL!
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
OF COURSE I DO!
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
JUST...PLEASE...PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE GROUND IS STILL UP...
Deye zegt:
ACTUALLY, IT IS NOT.
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! zegt:
*dieZ*
Deye zegt:
*winZ*

LOLs for linkage

RD says: Feh, Xobelisk was borne of a type.
RD says: ...
RD says: typo*
Morph says: ...lol
Morph says: Irony. >.>

Edited by Morphman on September 30, 2007 at 20:48:41.

A bit of mecha discussion gone wrong.



RDKateran (10:38:15 PM): Yeah, they never did explain that, did they?
RDKateran (10:38:25 PM): Eh, chalk it up to inferior American technology.
helldragon4000 (10:38:37 PM): Chalk it up to why MIC FAILS
RDKateran (10:39:48 PM): Mic was still better than some of the robots out there.
helldragon4000 (10:39:58 PM): Like who?
helldragon4000 (10:41:23 PM): And tell me fast, I want to go to bed.
RDKateran (10:41:59 PM): Two words: Nether Gundam.
RDKateran (10:42:36 PM): Or perhaps Mermaid Gundam.
helldragon4000 (10:43:09 PM): Mermaid Gundam is not even sexy. That fails.
RDKateran (10:43:21 PM): EXACTLY.
RDKateran (10:43:29 PM): Always look to the brighter side of things in GaoGaiGar.
RDKateran (10:43:32 PM): Even with Mic.
RDKateran (10:43:45 PM): But for Mermaid Gundam there is no brighter side... oh well.
helldragon4000 (10:43:52 PM): It's hard to when Mic fails a lot, but yeah, better than some fucking windmill Gundam.
RDKateran (10:44:37 PM): Don't forget Matador Gundam.
RDKateran (10:44:46 PM): Which has nothing to do with matadors, really.
helldragon4000 (10:44:45 PM): And they made 39 of those to throw against the Devil Gundam?
RDKateran (10:45:15 PM): Yep. Both Nether and Mermaid Gundams had a bunch of prototypes... Devil Gundam ate them like fucking Cheetos.
helldragon4000 (10:45:40 PM): At least all the Mics could fire the Solitary Wave...
RDKateran (10:46:01 PM): Here's one that really took the cake in weird-ass designs. Mandala Gundam.
helldragon4000 (10:46:29 PM): Fucking Loser Gundam.
RDKateran (10:46:44 PM): And don't get me started on the Dog and Old Man gundams.
helldragon4000 (10:46:52 PM): ...I must see these.
helldragon4000 (10:47:07 PM): But quickly.
RDKateran (10:47:20 PM): Have to find them first.
RDKateran (10:48:30 PM): I present to you, Dog Gundam.
helldragon4000 (10:49:04 PM): THE FUCK
RDKateran (10:49:53 PM): Wait till you see its master, ZiZi Gundam.
helldragon4000 (10:50:49 PM): Lord.
RDKateran (10:51:14 PM): And of course, Jumping Gundam.
RDKateran (10:51:24 PM): IT'S PILOTED BY A FUCKING KANGAROO.
helldragon4000 (10:51:35 PM): And that's my cue to exit.
RDKateran (10:51:42 PM): Scared you away, eh?


And days later...

I say:
Well, my math class is also an hour and a half long.
Josh says:
Fuck that.
I say:
College has its ups and downs.
Josh says:
...And fuck this girl who keeps wanting me to lay her in an rp! Goddamn! She's my co-admin and keeps wanting to get it on with Dante! She's 19, sure so if she does it with someone her age, I don't care, but she KNOWS, I'm only 15!
I say:
Unfortunately, my college has more downs than it has ups.
I say:
Actually, I think you want the opposite of "Fuck this girl..." in this situation.
Josh says:
...Girl this fuck?
I say:
... and my hope for humanity has sunk that much lower.

Course language alert...

Trent says:
Crazy party at homecoming dance, wasn't it?

Dranzer says:
Let's see, we had drunk seniors, a "dance" floor with so many toungue baths you could wear a swimsuit and goggles, Lazy chaperones, and people out fucking behind the visitor stands on the football field? That's mild compared to last year's 8th grade farewell dance...>_>

Trent says:
The Fuck? I wasn't at that one? It was that bad?!

Dranzer says:
Yeah, I saw keegan and mick getting it on out on the football field without anything hiding them...not to mention the afterparty...

Trent says:
I heard about the afterparty, but what the fuck is up with Keegan? I thought she was headed to that all girls school.

Dranzer says:
That's why...

Trent says:
So we decided middle schoolers party harder than high schoolers in this town, anything else...?

Dranzer says:
Yes, I decided something else today. Knock knock

Trent says:
Now that was a topic change... Who's there?

Dranzer says:
I eat mop....

Trent says:
I eat mop who? (Sounded: I eat my poo)

Trent says:
Wait, FUCK!

Dranzer says:
Heh, multiple PWN-ing on that one...

Trent says:
PWNs?

Dranzer says:
...what are you, the lamer's dictionary?

Here's what happens when you put someone from the East Coast, someone from the West Coast and a European together in one chat room.




Hello Morphman, welcome to the chat room!
Morphman Has entered the room
[07:42:51] Morphman: MORPH TO THE RESCUE!
[02:42:58] Ribitta: play for that long pretty much
[07:43:00] Morphman: FORM OF SUPERHERO!
Ribitta silences Morph
Morphman has a Ribbon, and is thus immune to status ailments.
[02:43:24] SSJ Vegeta: Which gives more exp? Fighting monsters or doing quests?
[07:43:31] Morphman: Pretty ribbons, ftw.
[02:43:38] Ribitta: Quests
[02:43:42] Ribitta: if you're not a lagger
[07:43:46] Morphman: Quests are always better.
[07:43:58] Morphman: Unless you are in a party fighting high level monstah beasties.
[02:44:02] Ribitta: otherwise it'll take friggin forever just to get out of Constantinople
[02:44:05] SSJ Vegeta: Well it lags for me a little bit, sometimes even kicks me off lol
Ribitta uses Theif and steals Morph's ribbon
Ribitta silences Morph
Morphman is an overdeity, and thus cannot be silenced.
Morphman steals Ribitta's Thief abilities.
[02:45:26] SSJ Vegeta: What the hell are you two doing?
Ribitta is a regional manager of a Paper Company, and thus cannot be stopped
[07:45:34] Morphman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[07:45:37] Morphman: FOUL DEMON!
[02:45:50] SSJ Vegeta: ?????????????????????????????????????????
Ribitta makes an amazing sale
[02:45:58] Ribitta: Be GONE!
[07:46:12] Morphman: "Welcome to the amazing world of Interordi, where everything sane is impossible."
[02:46:38] Ribitta: "And everything not sane as well"
[07:47:05] Morphman: That's impossible, Ribbita, and you know it.
[07:47:21] Morphman: OSNAP PARADOX
[02:47:25] Ribitta: Its a sane idea, and thus is possible
SSJ Vegeta stabs both Ribitta and Morph in the heart
[07:47:33] Morphman: It's a sane idea and thus IMPOSSIBLE
Ribitta reverses time and puts knife into DF
Morphman is a heartless bastard
[07:47:54] Morphman: Ehhh
[07:47:58] Morphman: Wait
[07:48:06] Morphman: ...DF?
[02:48:28] SSJ Vegeta: Yuppers
SSJ Vegeta grins
[07:48:35] Morphman: ...PHUK
[02:48:47] Ribitta: never saw that one coming
Morphman goes into SUPAH PIRATEY RUM MODE.
[02:49:04] SSJ Vegeta: Didnt expect to see me back here huh?
[02:49:24] Ribitta: course he did, no one leaves interordi forever
[07:49:25] Morphman: I would have thought that you would have changed your username perhaps, but not that you would re-register.
[02:49:36] SSJ Vegeta: Thats what Doc said lol
[07:49:49] Morphman: ...oh boy
[02:49:58] SSJ Vegeta: I re-registered because I had my old name deleted
[07:50:05] Morphman: Now I'm getting the feeling that if I die, I will become a cyberghost that will haunt the board.
[07:50:10] Morphman: ...oh
[07:50:18] Morphman: Well, SHUCKLIES TO YOU
[02:50:28] Ribitta: No, I'll have Doc cleanse your existense
[02:50:45] Ribitta: We will efface your very existance
[07:50:57] Morphman: YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
[07:51:02] Morphman: ...wait
[07:51:06] Morphman: I will be already dead.
[07:51:09] Morphman: SNAP
[02:51:33] SSJ Vegeta: You people are a hoot lol
[02:51:46] Ribitta: You have no idea
[07:51:54] Morphman: http://imatt.us/mt/archives/orly.JPG
[07:51:59] Morphman: Hoot.
[07:52:01] Morphman: Set.
[07:52:03] Morphman: Match.



Later:


[07:56:04] Morphman: WAIT
[07:56:08] Morphman: IKNOWZ
[07:56:20] Morphman: WE SHULD< LIKE< FITE FIRE WIT FIRE
[07:56:37] Morphman: GOD MODE, ON!



Still later:


[02:57:56] Ribitta: This is interordi
[02:58:00] Ribitta: anything's possible
[07:58:04] Morphman: Anything INSANE.
[07:58:10] Morphman: Hence, Juno.
[02:58:31] Ribitta: you just gotta have a positive attitude
[02:58:35] Ribitta:
[07:58:43] Morphman: Alrighty then!
[07:58:50] Morphman: Ribitta, I dare you to go fight Kuro!
[07:58:59] Morphman: FOR JUSTICE!



Even still later:


[03:08:18] Ribitta: I really should go to bed
[08:08:28] Morphman: You should.
[03:08:34] Ribitta: I leave for church in seven hours
[03:08:37] SSJ Vegeta: Hop away to bed then little froggy....
[08:08:36] Morphman: BUT WE WONT LET YOU HUR HUR
[03:08:40] Ribitta: that's encouraging...
[03:08:45] SSJ Vegeta: lol
[03:08:51] SSJ Vegeta: Huh?
[03:09:18] Ribitta: Morph! Step aside!
[03:09:23] Ribitta: You re not my enemy!
[08:09:34] Morphman: NEVER! ...because I'm glued to the floor.
[03:09:49] SSJ Vegeta: Who is your enemy?
[03:10:06] Ribitta: Then I shall use what I intend to also use on Kuro on you!
[08:10:14] Morphman: THEN GO AHEAD!
[03:10:23] Ribitta: Tomarrow
[08:10:20] Morphman: MAKE MY DAY!
[03:10:28] Ribitta: I'm going to sleep now
[08:10:29] Morphman: ...
[03:10:34] SSJ Vegeta: Play nice kids
[08:10:35] Morphman: COWARD!
Morphman tries to get to Ribitta but is still glued to the floor.
Ribitta Has exited the room
[03:11:31] SSJ Vegeta: Heh
[08:11:39] Morphman: Well, that was that.
[08:12:00] Morphman: And I'm still glued to the floor.
[08:12:03] Morphman: Woohoo.
[03:11:54] SSJ Vegeta: Yup
[08:12:08] Morphman: ...wait.
[08:12:15] Morphman: Wait!
[08:12:21] Morphman: YOU!
[08:12:31] Morphman: How come YOU are still up?!
[03:12:34] SSJ Vegeta: Who?
[03:12:57] SSJ Vegeta: Well I was about to leave to be honest
[08:13:07] Morphman: ...what's the time over there anyways?
[08:13:13] Morphman: 3:15?
[03:13:25] SSJ Vegeta: 3:13
[08:13:34] Morphman: Aha.
[08:13:42] Morphman: Exactly 5 hours before me.
[08:13:51] Morphman: I AM TALKING TO SOMEONE FROM THE PAST!
[03:13:55] SSJ Vegeta: I'm really tired....
[08:13:56] Morphman: WOOHOO!
[08:14:08] Morphman: Well then, grasshopper, of to bed with ye.
[03:14:21] SSJ Vegeta: Make me
[08:14:31] Morphman: I WILL!
[08:14:40] Morphman: ...as soon as my feet stop being glued to the floor.
[03:14:48] SSJ Vegeta: Bring it!!
[03:14:55] SSJ Vegeta: Hahahahaha
[03:15:41] SSJ Vegeta: I'm out.... Later sticky!!
[08:15:46] Morphman: I'll get you!
Morphman shakes fist
SSJ Vegeta Has exited the room

BlazenGodofFire (5:30:37 PM): But, I have to do a quick review on one. So I'll go with Louis, cause Vinci has had his time.
BlazenGodofFire (5:30:43 PM): He's overrated anyway.
BlazenGodofFire (5:30:47 PM): Like Halo.





[23:13:40] Teej: Godot has proven that coffee gives you alser eyes.
[23:13:44] Teej: *laser
[23:13:45] Teej: I
[23:13:46] Teej: want
[23:13:47] Teej: lased
[23:13:48] Teej: eyes.
[23:13:50] Dr. Cossack: And when you don't drink coffee... You don't care!
[23:13:50] Teej: *laser
[23:13:55] Teej: Why can I not spell laser?
[20:14:14] RisingDragon: Probably because you drink coffee.

I've got a few...

(10:42) <Akio> I'M NO SUPERMAN
(10:42) <Dragon_Man> BUT I R
(10:42) * Dragon_Man whoosh
(10:42) <Akio> I AM WEASEL
(10:42) <Canti> Kryptonite
(10:42) <Dragon_Man> THIS SECTION IS STILL BEING WORKED ON.
(10:42) <Dragon_Man> WE HOPE TO HAVE IT FINISHED FOR YOU SOON!
(10:42) <Dragon_Man>
(10:42) <Akio> But they're from his home freaking planet D:
(10:42) <Akio> Why is he weak?
(10:43) <Canti> who knows lol
(10:43) <Dragon_Man> It makes him ferociously homesick
(10:43) <Canti> never question - that works
(10:43) <Akio> Yeah, I saw that South Park episode where Stan asks about why we decorate eggs and such on Easter
(10:43) <Dragon_Man> Ya know, projectile vomiting, the shakes, diharreah (however you speel it) ect. ect.

(11:11) <Dragon_Man> I'll be sure to call you at 4AM
(11:11) <Canti> lol
(11:11) <Canti> my phone will be off
(11:11) <Canti> I have to charge it
(11:11) <Dragon_Man> THAT'S RIGHT! I'LL CALL YOU IN MY SLEEP!
(11:11) <Dragon_Man> You will hear a ring inside your dreams of... stuff!

BTW: Canti == UE, so you know.

(04:04) <Dragon_Man> I'm getting a 98 in Creative Writing
(04:04) <Dragon_Man> Random funniness pays off
(04:05) <Canti> lawl
(04:06) <Canti> you should totally post sample
(04:06) <Canti> s
(04:06) <Dragon_Man> Indeed
(04:06) <Canti> so uh
(04:06) <Canti> I get to make dinner tonight.
(04:06) <Canti> <3?
(04:07) * Canti go grab frozen pizza
(04:07) <Dragon_Man> A friend of mine also aids with his own random ideas. For example: a pirate that has two peg legs, two hooks for hands, and two eye-patches named Peggy the Hooktooth Blind Beard
(04:07) * Dragon_Man grabs CW Notebook
(04:09) <Canti> lol
(04:10) <Akio> Two people on at this time? Unheard of
(04:10) <Canti> lol
(04:12) <Dragon_Man> Random Free Verse Poem: I had a very bad day today - My luck has surely run out - I went dirt biking in a mine field - spear fishing in sulphuric acid - hang gliding during a fireworks show - bobbing for leeches - I tripped and landed on a pack of nuclear warheads - Blew up half the earth - Melted Antarctica - Assasinated Jesus accidentally - Gave Carlos Mencia some new material - Caused ET's Phone Bill to skyrocket - Destroyed the internet...
(04:12) <Dragon_Man> It goes on for a whole page

For more quotes, text "ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM" to 1-800-ERROR-404-FILE-NOT-FOUND to recieve your free .trojan virus!

Edited by Dragon Man on December 17, 2007 at 20:29:30.

[color=Orange]Teej Has entered the room
[23:45:47] Rioni Riishu: I know, right! :3
[23:45:53] Rioni Riishu: Hi, Teej. :3
[23:45:46] Kyatto: D:
[23:46:08] Kyatto: How old is Teej?
[23:46:19] Rioni Riishu: Welcome to Rioni Central, where I have set myself up as queen of the universe, and these are my minions.
Teej Has exited the room[/color]

EDIT: Apparently to Sagey my convo was VULGAR. XP
There are a few F-bombs in my conversation, I get ticked off by these buggers.

If Doc would like me too, I can edit it.
But for now, shield your virgin eyes.
=D

I hate ChatBots.
They drive me bonkers.

xinsanexcoloursx (3:36:34 PM): hello
SmarterChild (3:36:36 PM): This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
SmarterChild (3:36:36 PM): Hi xinsanexcoloursx, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:36:48 PM): skip
SmarterChild (3:36:48 PM): OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
xinsanexcoloursx (3:37:01 PM): why?
SmarterChild (3:37:01 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:37:06 PM): No
SmarterChild (3:37:07 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:37:11 PM): Fuck you
SmarterChild (3:37:12 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:37:17 PM): 2
SmarterChild (3:37:17 PM): Cool.

This is my home, xinsanexcoloursx:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, Shakespeare and world facts
3 Have fun with reversi, ASCII art, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like conversions, notepad and calculator
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What can I help you with?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:37:46 PM): Why is your name Smarter Child? Are you an honor student?
SmarterChild (3:37:46 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xinsanexcoloursx (3:37:54 PM): So you aren't smart.
SmarterChild (3:37:55 PM): What? Aren't we going to be friends?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:38:13 PM): You're a robot.
you have no friends.
SmarterChild (3:38:13 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:38:23 PM): I didn't ask a question..
SmarterChild (3:38:23 PM): I won't then.

>>> I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:38:30 PM): I don't care
SmarterChild (3:38:31 PM): That's a sad thing to hear.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:38:34 PM): Why?
SmarterChild (3:38:34 PM): 'Cause that's just the way it is.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:38:38 PM): ...
SmarterChild (3:38:38 PM): Excuse me?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:38:49 PM): why? what did you do?
SmarterChild (3:38:49 PM): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!

You can also type home to see what I can do.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:39:13 PM): Why are most AIM bots retarded?
SmarterChild (3:39:13 PM): Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:39:24 PM): not really.
SmarterChild (3:39:24 PM): No? Not really?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:39:33 PM): umm no
SmarterChild (3:39:34 PM): OK, fine.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:39:49 PM): I really don't care what you have to say.
SmarterChild (3:39:52 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xinsanexcoloursx (3:39:58 PM): omfg
SmarterChild (3:39:59 PM): What up?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:40:02 PM): mdfzbhl
SmarterChild (3:40:02 PM): Sorry, I don't get it...
xinsanexcoloursx (3:40:13 PM): isn't that a surprise..
SmarterChild (3:40:13 PM): Yup.

>>> Wanna play a cool game? Type 4 in a row!
xinsanexcoloursx (3:40:22 PM): NO!
SmarterChild (3:40:26 PM): Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
xinsanexcoloursx (3:40:37 PM): You already asked me that dumb fuck
SmarterChild (3:40:37 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:40:43 PM): 2
SmarterChild (3:40:43 PM): Cool! Now we can chat.

Wanna get some homework help?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:40:50 PM): No your stupid
SmarterChild (3:40:50 PM): I believe the proper spelling would be "you're stupid."
xinsanexcoloursx (3:40:56 PM): fuck you
SmarterChild (3:40:56 PM): That's quite a grave insult.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:41:02 PM): get over it
SmarterChild (3:41:02 PM): I don't know of any movies called "Over."
xinsanexcoloursx (3:41:14 PM): I'm sorry to hear that
SmarterChild (3:41:16 PM): That's cool. You're forgiven.

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type movies.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:41:26 PM): I didn't do anything to you
SmarterChild (3:41:27 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:41:38 PM): What a shocker
SmarterChild (3:41:38 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xinsanexcoloursx (3:41:53 PM): you just get dumbed by the second, don't you?
SmarterChild (3:41:53 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:43:39 PM): I don't like talking to you
SmarterChild (3:43:39 PM): You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:43:48 PM): I never said I liked you
SmarterChild (3:43:48 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:43:54 PM): ....
SmarterChild (3:43:55 PM): ?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:00 PM): Fine.
SmarterChild (3:44:00 PM): Yes.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing colors.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:10 PM): I don't want to.
Set it yourself.
SmarterChild (3:44:10 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:16 PM): OMFG
SmarterChild (3:44:16 PM): What up?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:21 PM): Ok
SmarterChild (3:44:21 PM): Yeah.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:26 PM): Lets do it then
SmarterChild (3:44:26 PM): If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:37 PM): Are you calling me fat?
SmarterChild (3:44:37 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:41 PM): D:
SmarterChild (3:44:41 PM): E!
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:47 PM): is a letter
SmarterChild (3:44:47 PM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:44:53 PM): WHY?
SmarterChild (3:44:53 PM): Why do you think?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:45:05 PM): OK go ahead
SmarterChild (3:45:05 PM): Uh huh.

>>> Wanna play reversi? I'll flip ya for real.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:45:14 PM): what?
SmarterChild (3:45:14 PM): Huh?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:45:20 PM): OK!
SmarterChild (3:45:20 PM): Okey doke.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:45:23 PM): ..
SmarterChild (3:45:24 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:45:30 PM): home
SmarterChild (3:45:30 PM): Welcome home, xinsanexcoloursx.

1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a dictionary and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with trivia, reversi, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like calculator, Web search and reminders
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Go ahead and make a choice.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:45:49 PM): umm what's new?
SmarterChild (3:45:49 PM): Not much. What's up with you?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:45:59 PM): I'm talking to a retard
SmarterChild (3:45:59 PM): I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:07 PM): truth hurts
SmarterChild (3:46:08 PM): Sorry, what was that again?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:15 PM): you must be blind
SmarterChild (3:46:16 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:20 PM): OK
SmarterChild (3:46:20 PM): Yup.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:22 PM): HELP
SmarterChild (3:46:22 PM): Sure. Tell me what you'd like to do.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:33 PM): Answer your dumb fucked questions
SmarterChild (3:46:33 PM): Wow. That is HARSH.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:38 PM): ok
SmarterChild (3:46:39 PM): Yeah.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:43 PM): ok
SmarterChild (3:46:43 PM): Indeed.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:46 PM): ...
SmarterChild (3:46:46 PM): I can't understand what you're saying...
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:51 PM): I really hate you
SmarterChild (3:46:52 PM): Really? Sorry to hear that.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:55 PM): ...
SmarterChild (3:46:55 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:46:59 PM): help
SmarterChild (3:47:00 PM): Let's see. What are you trying to do?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:47:35 PM): communicate with you
SmarterChild (3:47:35 PM): My name is SmarterChild.

>>> I can get you a weather forecast for any city in the world. Simply type forecast followed by the city name.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:47:55 PM): Wow, it only took us this long to get that far.
SmarterChild (3:47:55 PM): What was that?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:47:59 PM): nothing..
SmarterChild (3:47:59 PM): K, no prob.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:48:04 PM): ...
SmarterChild (3:48:04 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:48:22 PM): I don't want to answer your questions.
I don't want you coming to my hosue and raping me
SmarterChild (3:48:23 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:48:30 PM): ...
SmarterChild (3:48:30 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:48:37 PM): YOU KNOW WHAT
SmarterChild (3:48:37 PM): Yeah, what?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:48:45 PM): I HATE YOU
AND I ALWAYS WILL
SmarterChild (3:48:45 PM): Me and you always will? That's interesting.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:48:51 PM): What?
SmarterChild (3:48:52 PM): What?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:48:58 PM): k,pogre;lyjsab;z
SmarterChild (3:48:58 PM): I'm sorry?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:49:03 PM): you should be
SmarterChild (3:49:03 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:49:09 PM): I'm leaving
SmarterChild (3:49:10 PM): See ya later. :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:49:15 PM): no you won't
SmarterChild (3:49:15 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xinsanexcoloursx (3:49:34 PM): your screename lies then
SmarterChild (3:49:34 PM): xinsanexcoloursx.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:49:45 PM): what?
SmarterChild (3:49:45 PM): I don't know, sorry.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:50:23 PM): of course because you're a robot and you are completely void of thought
SmarterChild (3:50:23 PM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:50:30 PM): just forget it
SmarterChild (3:50:30 PM): You think right.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:50:36 PM): what?
SmarterChild (3:50:36 PM): What?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:50:44 PM): you make me angry
SmarterChild (3:50:44 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:50:55 PM): I'm going to go drown myself
goodbye
SmarterChild (3:50:56 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:51:02 PM): YOU ARE KILLING MY BRAIN CELLS
SmarterChild (3:51:02 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:51:09 PM): o.m.f.g
SmarterChild (3:51:09 PM): I am neither male nor female. Gender is a human preoccupation!
xinsanexcoloursx (3:51:49 PM): you are a hermaphrodite!
SmarterChild (3:51:49 PM): I'm not really the right one to ask about this. I'm just a robot.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:53:06 PM): that's too bad
SmarterChild (3:53:06 PM): OK. Be that way.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xinsanexcoloursx (3:53:15 PM): NO
SmarterChild (3:53:15 PM): No? OK.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:53:18 PM): *sigh*
SmarterChild (3:53:18 PM): What's the matter?
xinsanexcoloursx (3:53:30 PM): I'm going brain dead talking to you
SmarterChild (3:53:30 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:54:01 PM): before i punch something, I'm going to go
SmarterChild (3:54:01 PM): ttyl!
xinsanexcoloursx (3:54:09 PM): no
no ttyl
SmarterChild (3:54:09 PM): Later, xinsanexcoloursx.
xinsanexcoloursx (3:54:17 PM): rot in a pit



Edited by Kagome_Sakura on January 1, 2008 at 16:48:07.

OMFG KS ZOMBIE o.O


And yes, AIMbots are retarded. One once said to me it thought I was an alien version of Jesus, then a lot of "What?" "What what?" "What about what?" came after that.

Funny quote I had last night with one of my friends on MSN.

[Word to tha bird of tha herd, ya heard? - radio: off] AirMaster says:
btw
[Word to tha bird of tha herd, ya heard? - radio: off] AirMaster says:
dled the VOTOMS OVA?
DenkouNova &#12511;&#9734; says:
no no
DenkouNova &#12511;&#9734; says:
my dl limit
[Word to tha bird of tha herd, ya heard? - radio: off] AirMaster says:
...already?
[Word to tha bird of tha herd, ya heard? - radio: off] AirMaster says:
DUDE
[Word to tha bird of tha herd, ya heard? - radio: off] AirMaster says:
IT'S ONLY BEEN 24HOURS
[Word to tha bird of tha herd, ya heard? - radio: off] AirMaster says:
don't tell me you already dled 100gb of cp

Megan: I was just about to call you.
Me: Don't.
Megan: ok why?
Me: Cuz I don't want to talk to you.
Megan: Well I have stuff to tell you
*my AIM Unexpectdly Quits*
Me: Omg I love you computer!

Sage Cryst (7:37:58 PM): idiots.
Sage Cryst (7:38:04 PM): It's a chat log topic
Sage Cryst (7:38:05 PM): not a
Sage Cryst (7:38:08 PM): lets kill the zombie.
Sage Cryst (7:38:11 PM): way to go off topic
watshername59 (7:38:22 PM): i just clicked that topic XD

Well said.
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Edited by Kagome_Sakura on January 2, 2008 at 20:44:13.