Hey, you!

Yes, YOU!!

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Coming soon: our Mega Man Zero-themed thongs, for kids aged from 7 to 77!! Stay tuned!

Edited by Daveris on July 30, 2012 at 12:38:52

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Hey, you!

Yes, YOU!!

Did that sexy mermaid lady turn you down? Did that cute little nurse slapped you up? Did the nice janitor in the red dress brush you off?

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Contest prizes awarded by random draw. Your masculinity won't affect your odds of winning. One prize by robotic household. Cute little nurse can shove a giant syringe in your behind. Batteries not included. Each sold separately.