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(Vincent evesdrop on Airman and speaks in his mind)
Vincent: So you've plan this all along didn't you Airman? Great, who are those guys and what are they up to?
(tries to leave but foot hits a beer bottle on floor alerting Airman and the mysterious men)
??????: Who's there?!
Vincent: !! Time to leave!

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??????????: YOU SSSSTUPID EAVESSSSDROPPER!!!!

AirMan: Errrr, come again?

?????????: Him! He assssked you who I am! The idiot!

*Next morning*

Vincent: What are you plotting?

AirMan: Nothing!

Vincent: Tell me, or I'll tell everyone that you're plotting something.

AirMan: Shut up! You already know too much! If Dr. Sinki finds out--

The voice of Dr. Sinki in Vincent's and AirMan's head: YOU FOOL! YOU'VE GIVEN OUT MY REAL IDENTITY TO AN EAVESSSSDROPPER! NOW HE REALLY DOES KNOW ENOUGH TO BE KILLED!!!!!

Vincent: *gulp*

AirMan: Do you know what you've done? You've committed SUICIDE!!!!!!


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Dark Assasion Zero:GEEZ i have a HUGE hangover!Hey my swords missing!Wow I wonder how that happened.Well thankfully i have a spare.Excuse me for a sec so i can find out how to cure hangovers on the internet.YAWN
*Dark Assasion falls asleep on top of the deck:zzz::zzz::zzz:*



[Edited on 13-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]


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*AirMan comes up to DAZ and wakes him up*

Dark Assassin Zero: Owww, my head.

AirMan:L I know how to make a hangover remedie. You need one egg, a pepper and a hair from the dog that bit you.

DAZ: Thanks. Get me some, then!

AirMan: No.


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Dark Assasion Zero:I need a beer.

Airman:there out

Dark Assasion Zero:WHAT!!!!!??!:madgo:
*DAZ slices down the bar door*
Dark Assasion Zero:I know you have beer!
*He starts recking the bar*
Bartender:Okay you found out here drink up.
*The bartender pours him a sleep potion*
Dark Assasion Zero:Thanks *GULP* Hey i feel funny.WHUMP:zzz::zzz::zzz:
Shey-ren: Did somone say beer?
Bartender:SURE:devil:
Shey-ren:Thanks*GULP*.WHUMP!:zzz::zzz:
Bartender:Those guys will be out for days.


[Edited on 13-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]


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AirMan: At least theyir hangovers have been sorted out!:lol:


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This isn't really RPing...it's weird bad storytelling. :lol:


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Match: Hey, why does every time I notice something first some one has to mess it up?
RNICM: I have no clue.
Match: You again! Damn Pheniox Downs!
*Kills RNICM*
RNICM: GHAA!
*RNICM 2&3 appear*
RNICM 2: You bastard!
Match: Hm.....you can have these guys Neo (metroid).
*Neo sucks the life from RNICM 2&3*
<Neo gains 28 EXP!>
<Neo is promoted to level 15!>


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(Airman not wanting to kill Vincent sneaks into his room with some needle)
Airman: Sorry, but I can't let you remember anything about Dr. Sinki.
Vincent: You're gonna pay...
Airman:?! (in mind) He's awake?!
(Vincent rolls to sleep sideways)
Airman: Whew.... Now for the injection...
Vincent: Owww.... Stupid bee.... *smacks Airman's hand*
Airman: Ow! You wanna die?! ( punches Vincent and yet Vincent is still alsleep)*Airman covers his mouth* Oops... I better keep my cool.... Now the next morning he should forget everything....
*the next day at 7:00 A.M.*
Vincent: Ow... My arm hurts... I feel like I got punched in the face by someone.... Oh well....


[Edited on 13-9-2003 by Vincent]

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*AirMan goes to an area where no-one can see. Hublo Eavesdropps*

Mr. Sinki: You got them?

AirMan: Yes.

r. Sinki: You're not a worthlessssss asss I thought, then, are you?

AirMan: I'll ignore that comment, sir, as I know not of weather to take it as an insult or a compliment.

Mr. Sinki: Wissse desssisssion. Your friendsss are follish idiotsss. They cannot live without usss. That will be their downfall. We'll take them down! Even if they want to ssssurvive, they will have to kill ussss and if they do that, they will die. They are in a no-win sssituaSHUn. Do you know how people like you firsssst came into being? You were men, onssse. TORTURED and MUTULATED. A TERRIBLE and RUINED form of life! And now...perfected. My servants... Whom do you serve?

AirMan: Not you, that's for sure!

Mr. Sinki: WHAT!!!!!

AirMan: I mean, you did that to me, and you STILL expect me to do as you please!!

Mr: Sinki: No! You know the plan! You know what will happen if you pull out, now!

AirMan: Can't you take a joke? Of course they're going to fall! And I will be the one to do it.

*Hublo gasped and ran away to tell as many people on board as possible. To get the message across that AIRMAN IS A TRAITOR and to make sure that everyone knows exactly what he overheared.*

Mr. Sinki: Another baffoon has overheared us. Excellent! This is all going to plan...

[Edited on 14-9-2003 by AirMan]


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WHOAH DOUBLE POST!

Hublo wasnt able to tell shey-ren or dark assasion zero because there still knocked out.
Hublo:Awww geeze they arn't going to wake.
*Hublo stuffs them into a closet*

In a different area Airman gets ready to capture all the people who were told that he was a traitor.

Hublo:Hey everyone theres free Doritos!
Everyone:Free Dorito's!
They all rush up to the platter suddenly the floor gives way and they fall into a deep pit.
Hublo:OH NO! It was too obvious!
Airman:HAHAHAHAHA
Hublo:Curse you.
Hublo:Are only hope are the two idiots really drunk and asleep.
Airman:Really, well they will be joining you soon enough.


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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amidamaru 2.0:I Know what will save us! *no one hears cause im a spirit* now lets just hope one of those two are shammans......*trys both and neither are shammans* darn drunkards....oh well, your all prettymuch boned(especialy hublo:lol: )

[Edited on 13-9-2003 by amidamaru 2.0]

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Style:Huh?Well,I'm almost dead.Good I guess.Ah well.....I disappeared soon.

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Dark Assasion Zero:Huh??!Hey Shey-ren wake up!

Shey-ren:HUH!? WHAT!

Dark Assasion Zero:Where stuffed in a closet, lets get out of here!
*BOOM*
Airman:So there you are
Shey-ren and Dark Assasion Zero:You could of killed us!
Airman:Thats the point!
Dark Assasion Zero:ZOINKS!!!
Shey-ren:Start the music!
*Scooby Doo music plays while the chase seen is happining*

Dark Assasion Zero:I think we lost him.
Shey-ren:Geeze im pooped, i wonder how the mystery gang can handle it.
Hublo:Help Us!!!
Dark Assasion Zero:Skeloten man where are you?!
Hublo:In a pit!
Dark Assasion Zero:OHHHHH.Hold on.
*Dark Assasion Zero and Shey-ren get some rope and pulls everyone out*
Hublo:Thanks
Dark Assasion Zero:No problem

Airman:Well, well, well, the gangs all here.

Dark Assasion Zero:Airman you traitor!Whats your deal!?


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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*hublo takes out his 2 handed skelablade*
Hublo:Traitor! I shall kill you! *runs at Airman and slashs him*


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Vincent: Amidamaru 2.0! Soul merge with me! I may not be a shaman but I can harness your dark powers... Once we synchronize we can kill that cursed Snake!

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*air man blows back hublo*
max:wait we can feast on him better then gone hhehehe TIME TO SLICE and put hot SAUCE on him hahahhahah muhhahahhahahahah


Riddle:i'm the second of the first and will keep him sleeping FOREVER muhahhahahahahahahhaQ!!!!!!!
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Hublo:Thats it.. its time for.. madness... *hublo puts on a white bandana and takes out 2 knifes*
Airman:You call that madness?
*hublo dissapeered*
Airman:COWARD!
*hublo appeers behind airman and he stabs him one in his head then again in his chest. He takes them back then takes out. He then took a traffic sign that said stop and wacked him with it sending Airman into a wall*
Madness Hublo:Im not joking about this now!


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*Strangely, he completely healed before they're very eyes.*

All, except AirMan: Whoa!!!!!!

AirMan: I'm a man on a mission! My boss relies on me too much to have me die so easily! HUBLO!!!!! *AirMan blows him into the pit*

Hublo: Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

*He fell in*

Hublo: Ow. Couldn't you do that a bit more carefully!? That hurt.

AirMan: NO! There's no time for that, now. I sence that something terrible has happend.

Hublo: Hey! You're good! Something terrible has happened! We were all happy when you came along and SHOVED US IN A GREAT POT SO ALL OF US ARE ABOUT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AirMan: Shh! Do you hear that?

*The was loud banging noises coming from the deck.

AirMan: Dou you hear that? That is the sound of Dr. Sinkcaslo coming onboard and looking for you. He's a Dr. Wiley wannabe.

Hublo: Who'd wannabe a wollabe? Errr JOINK!!!!!!

AirMan: He's mad. An evil mad traitor.

A voice from the shadows: Yesssssss! And our job is to make sssssssure you don't all die!! Now! I count 1325 members in the post. Where are the other two?

AirMan: On deck, I think.

*Mr. Sinki came out from the shadows. His face was extremely disfigures. The right side of his cace was droopy. He was covered in scared and had once been badly burned.*

Dr. Sinki: No, while you are down here, I might as well get you out of the pot...

All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Sinki: INTO THE BOILING LAKE OF MOTLERN LAVA!!!!!!!!!

All: NOO!!!!!!!!!

AIrMan: NO!

*AirMan blew Mr Sinki onto the wall at such speed that there was a squelchy noise as he hit the wall.*

AirMan: You swore to protect them. That's why i joined you! To keep them safe! Safe from themselves! Safe from monsters! Safe from storms! Safe from previousely banned members coming back in another form! But most of all, safe from Dr. Sincaslo.

Dr. Sinki: DOn't you get it!!! *He souned as if he was in agony* There isssss no Mr. Sinki! I AM DR. SINCASLO!

*Everyone (even AirMan) gasped.*

AirMan: But--

Dr. Sincaslo: Yes! I made up the name from the first four letters of my own. I changed the 'c' to a 'k' and added an 'i'. You were just the fool who did my bidding! My minion! And there's nothing you can do about it! You swore to serve me!!

AirMan: Yes! That, I did! You also swore to protect my freinds, but you didn't! I can break my own word, too! NOBODY CALLS ME A MINION OR A FOOL AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE!!!!!!!!

*AirMan blew the people in the pot out of the pot and put them next to him. He blew Dr. Sincaslo (AKA Mr. Sinki, if you haven't already guessed) into the pot and Fred The Met used the force to flick the switch sending him plumeting down into the lava with a splash. The lava didn't his anyone, but it sure did look cool! Dr. Sincaslo melted in the lava.*

Hublo: Cool!

Fred The Met: If he's there, what's the banging on the deck?

*They went to look and to their astonishment, there were flocks of woodpeckers eating the termites in the masts, dors and floor.*

Dr. Cossack: It's about time they came! The termites were really annoying me!

[Edited on 14-9-2003 by AirMan]


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*fuses with vincent for no good reason*

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(Vincent speaks with Amidamaru like in Shaman King)
Vincent: Okay now let's get that traitor!
(Vincent says this but not for RPG: Is it just me or are some of us taking the story further and further from the main plot?)

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Match: *eating Doritos* I'm lost. How 'bout you Neo?
Neo: *Nods*
Match: Yep. Want some Doritos?
Neo: *seems happy*
Match: Here.
*Neo eats all Doritos*
<Neo gains 200 EXP!>
<Neo is promoted to level 16!>
Match: Hey! Stop leveling up! *kills Neo*
<Match gains -500 EXP!>
<Match is demoted to level 9!>


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...................................................................

*FFVII Chocobo Music plays*
*BlueSilver runs out*

BlueSilver: "Hi Guys!"

*Runs to crowd...Trips....Falls overboard*
*Music Fades....*

Hublo: "Man the Life boats!"
...............................................................


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Hao
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Vincent: I'm bored, what about you Amidamaru?
Amidamaru: Yeah.....
Match: Hey guys want some doritos?
Vincent: Nah I'll wait for Mr. Sinki to show up....
Amidamaru: I am a spirit I can't eat.
Match: ? Did you hear something?
Vincent: Nope.
Match: Later guys. (closes door)
Vincent: Did you forget? He can't hear you.
Amidamaru: Well, sorry but I did forget.
Vincent: Grrr..... When is this stupid boat going to land!?:madgo:
Amidamaru: Airman said it would be a long trip....
Vincent: How long again?
Amidamaru: Probably 30 more hours...
Vincent: .......... *thud* (falls to floor)
Amidamaru: Hello? He's knocked out...

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Dark Assasion Zero:Sorry i was swinging this club around wildly and i think i hit.Oh
*DAZ stuffs Vicent in a closet*


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Hao
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(bangs on closet)
Vincent: Hey! Let me out! Hello!
DAZ: I think I hear something, oh well.
Vincent: Hello? Anyone out there?!

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Dark Assasion Zero:Oh well it must have been the wind.
*He starts swinging his club around*
Hublo:Hey what*OOF*
Dark Assasion Zero:Whoops knocked him out also.
*Stuffs him in the same closet as vincent*
Vincent: DAZ let me ou*SLAM*
Dark Assasion Zero:Theres that same noise again.O well i will just go on deck.

[Edited on 14-9-2003 by Dark Assasion Zero]


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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amidamaru:yeah let us out!*banging somewhere inside of vincent with other spirits*


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*gets angry and breaks the closet open*
Vince:Thanks.
Hublo:Who locked you in?


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Shayren: Termites! wait, i have an idea! *runs down and and gets something from his room. i didn't think this blow torch would come in handy on a moslty wooden boat, but, then again, i WAS drunk when i packed... *turns torch on and kills all the termites, but consequently sets the ship on fire. AGHH!!!!!!!! the ship's on fire! we need something..like...beer! yeah that's it! beer puts out fire! *runs down below and grabs the "beer" given to him by the nartender* this'll do it! but, well, you dont need all of it! well, maybe you do, but one llittle sip won't hurt...*drinks from the bottle and promptly falls asleep again

cossack: somebody DO SOMETHING!