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"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
Oh man, there's a THIRD ONE coming! I saw a poster at my local movie theater tonight!
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"There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and Teej's obsessions." ~ RisingDragon (still true in 2019!)
NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT IDIOT PARENTS KEEP TAKING THEIR DAMN KIDS TO SEE THIS TERRIBLE MOVIES?!
God dammit did we just come full circle again!?
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
All hail the Supreme Comrade Cossack!
Hahaha!
There could be a FarmVille movie coming!
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"There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and Teej's obsessions." ~ RisingDragon (still true in 2019!)
... No. No. No. Please, God, no.
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
So I was bludgeoned with the Chip-Wrecked trailer earlier this week. "Why bludgeoned?" you may ask. This is a valid question. Suffice it to say that when the gang broke out into Bad Romance, I could feel my inner child withering into a decrepit, misanthropic husk.
Or rather, I could feel my inner child wither into an even more decrepit, misanthropic husk.
Edited by Smirnoff on December 4, 2011 at 8:44:00
BEHOLD! Battleship: The Movie (yes, the Hasbro boardgame), now with ALIENS!
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As if Top Gun 2 with Tom Cruise isn't bad enough.
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
Son of a bitch.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-movie-aliens_n_1364828.html
Michael Bay is going to make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and then make the turtles aliens.
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
Do not want!!
With a bit of luck, this is one of those movies where they won't be able to come with an agreement on the license, and the whole project will be dropped.
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"There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and Teej's obsessions." ~ RisingDragon (still true in 2019!)
Michael Bay: Ruining your childhood one franchise at a time.
Can I include a TV show if it sounds like a really, really bad idea?
How about Minecraft?
As much as I love the game, I can't see it making that jump very well at all...
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Haha, this is surreal!
About the Turtles, I don't really even have a problem with making the turtles aliens. That I can handle. I could even see it being clever if handled properly.
It's Michael Bay I have no faith in.
Clever if handled properly?
Let's look at the name, shall we?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No wait, they are aliens from outer space now, not mutants.
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles. Wait a second, they aren't turtles anymore if they are aliens.
Teenage Ninja Aliens. Well, our definition of teenagers is based on the annual cycle of the earth rotating around the sun and if they are from outer space, that really shouldn't be relevant since the chance their development cycle matches a humans based on our solar cycles is extremely remote.
Ninja Aliens. Are they still Ninjas if they come from outer space? Do aliens study Ninjitsu? I don't think so.
Aliens. There we go, the title's fixed now so it's more accurate.
... Wait a sec, isn't that a 1986 film by James Cameron?
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
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"There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and Teej's obsessions." ~ RisingDragon (still true in 2019!)
What about Frustration? The film can't even start until everyone in the cinema (including the staff) rolls a six.
Tim Curry is good in anything.
Guys. GUYS.
TETRIS: THE MOVIE
I just got to work and I'm chuckling like mad.
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I'd watch it. I LOVE Tetris!
Meanwhile, in reality...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502712/
NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I truly love the Fantastic 4. The Human Torch was one of my favorite characters as a kid, and The Thing was basically my big brother's idol alongside Hulk. THIS Galactus-sized pile of garbage does not even resemble the FF I grew up with.
What's with that pansy-looking Ben Grimm? The plot doesn't even sound like Fantastic Four! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR CHOICE FOR JOHNNY STORM!! WTH WERE THEY THINKING?!
This is going to be the worst Marvel movie since...since...I dunno! Spider-Man 3! Well, actually, Amazing Spider-Man 2 was kinda crappy, too... But anyways, the point is that this thing definitely falls under the "Bad Movies" category.
~Juno~
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"There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and Teej's obsessions." ~ RisingDragon (still true in 2019!)
So, hmm, emoji movie. Yep.
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~Magic
I'm slightly surprised no one has mentioned the Foodfight! and Bee Movie, but yeah. Those both are very bad ones and need one more to make them the unholy trinity of animated feature films.
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Seriously, no one caught #4?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2974918/
Oh wow, I somehow missed that. Talk about unnecessary sequels...
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