Originally posted by Sb20
Here's a fresh one:
Sipping on Sangria as I'm kickin' back at home,
Chillin' watchin' Tv and chattin' on my phone.
I'll be sitting pretty while that oaf does all the work,
He'd better get that box for me, or I will bring the hurt.
Why did I rhyme work with hurt? Oh well.
Higsby?