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Ribitta
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Oh-Oh let me try.
1.While someone is playing a video game tell them how to do everthing.
2.Spoil a great book.
3.During driver\'s ed drive with your knee.
4.Call a pizza place and ask them if they want any pizza.
I\'ll think of more later.....

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Ohh
How to annoy your teacher part 2
1. Pull a prank and when she asks who participated in it have everybody raise their hands.

2. Glue all tests she was gonna grade toegether so she has to rip them up to read them.

3. If they have one of those foot warmer pads under their desk like my old teacher used to place a small thing of Limburger cheese on the back of it. (similar to Windy\'s Limburger on the engine block joke)

4. Pay the school cafeteria in monopoly money.

5. Hack the computer lab and turn the content filters off.

6. put Gum under any teacher\'s desk all over the place.

7. When the teacher asks a question go \"Ooohh ooooh\" then when she calls on you say \"I forgot.


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Ohh
How to annoy your teacher part 2
1. Pull a prank and when she asks who participated in it have everybody raise their hands.


It\'ll be hard to convince everybody though.

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2. Glue all tests she was gonna grade toegether so she has to rip them up to read them.


I wouldn\'t try that one, unless you know for sure that about everybody\'s done bad. Real bad, that is.

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3. If they have one of those foot warmer pads under their desk like my old teacher used to place a small thing of Limburger cheese on the back of it. (similar to Windy\'s Limburger on the engine block joke)


Robotic voice: \"BD said \'Limburger Cheese\', he loses 200 Hit Points.\"

Please people! What is it with you and Limburger cheese? It\'s probably not even from Limburg, anyway, so stop teasing me or trying!

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4. Pay the school cafeteria in monopoly money.


Well, THAT ONE is bound to go wrong sooner or later. Though it is nice to try. :lol:

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5. Hack the computer lab and turn the content filters off.


You must know how to hack then, second it is illegal, but so many things are, third, risky. Plus that it might not be that much fun after all.

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6. put Gum under any teacher\'s desk all over the place.


I thought they already did that themselves?! 0_o

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7. When the teacher asks a question go \"Ooohh ooooh\" then when she calls on you say \"I forgot.


This one is definately a \"try-out-all-of-you-people\"


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How to annoy people in online gaming

1. Yell \"MOnkey Buttpoop as fast and as loud as youo can into the microphone.

2. Constantly kill your team mates and say \"Oooops sorry\"

3. Speak n00b speak (self-explanatory)

4. When you die say \"You guys aren\'t nice i\'m leaving to have tea t my granny\'s.\"

5. Take all the most powerful weapons and hide them.

6.Act gay online (REALLY Self-explanatory)

7. Brag about everything.

8. Always \"accidentally\" give away your flags location to the enemy.

9. Ask people for homework answers

10. Yell they have our flag every minute even if they don\'t

11. Make annoying sounds directly into the headset. (Clip your toe-nails, Slurping noises etc.)

More when I think of them.


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your first thing is soooo funny :lol: and my sister has done some of those:lol:


never mind there all funny:lol:

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Dude, no double posting, and delete your first one.


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You know you\'re an idiot Morphman no one is trying to insult you it\'s called Limburger cheese and it smells oh well.

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You know you\'re an idiot Morphman no one is trying to insult you it\'s called Limburger cheese and it smells oh well.


0_o
Ever heard of the words \"sarcasm\" and \"irony\"? They\'re closely related and when one uses one of those, he does not really mean what he is saying. Clear?

You know people, once I made a list similar to this, but I called it \"How to get ultimately bored on just some other random school day\". I\'ll try to find it, if I haven\'t thrown it into the wastebin already.


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yah but some of them are realy bad:cry:

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How to Annoy your neighbor.

1. PLug in the 50 cent kareoke outside (BEst if done just as dusk is setting in)

2. Keep giving their dog things that will fatten him up and wait for the hilarity to come.

3. one word Whitewash

4. When dooing something like powerwashing if you are a tad out of shape (NO offense intended) Take of your shihrt put some beach music on and get jiggy wit it.

4. Get a B-B gun that shoots plastic bbs and shoot at squirrels on their side of the property line.

5. When shoveling snow on the sidewalk shove it in to their yard.


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oh me gawd I love this!!!!:devil:


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I love random pms!!!
My Name is PHILLIP!!!
CLICK HERE.... if you like WAFFLES!! muahahhahaha!!!

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Eh, this is for the record.

How to get into Heaven:

Step 1) Give Zal money.
Step 2) Die.

[Edited on 12/11/2005 by Zaleon]


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SPAMMERS GUIDE TO SPAMMING.

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[Edited on 11-12-2005 by FlareMan]

[Edited on 11-12-2005 by FlareMan]


Back from another thousand-year hibernation.

Black Dranzer.exe
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[quote]Originally posted by FlareMan
SPAMMERS GUIDE TO SPAMMING.

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[Edited on 11-12-2005 by FlareMan]

[Edited on 11-12-2005 by FlareMan] [/quote]
UH FLARE THAT WAS SPAM kay don\'t turn to the darkside of the force on us kay now then
5 fun ways to show your friends you should be a jedi
1. Buy a force fx lightsaber
2. Send George Lucas roses
3. Form a petition that they make episode 7
4. MAKe your username on sites DARTH MAWL PWNZ JOO DOG
5. Film the next star wars kid movie.


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[quote]Originally posted by FlareMan
SPAMMERS GUIDE TO SPAMMING.

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[Edited on 11-12-2005 by FlareMan]

[Edited on 11-12-2005 by FlareMan] [/quote]
I don\'t get it >.>.

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I see that the last two people here didn\'t get the joke. As BD said: it\'s (sorta) SPAM~ish. That\'s it. There\'s the joke. Now laugh.


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How to annoy people part: whatever.

1. Put Glue on the person sitting next to you\'s seat when they get up and look at something.

2.When your cousin is out of the room download porn on his computer make it the desktop backround.

3. At lunch don\'t use silverware go in face first.

4. When next to some one in some kind of event sit in back and if you can Slurp an Icee with loud noises.

5. Call Scrambled eggs \"Scrambled chicken babies\"

6. Sing one of the crazy frog songs (you know the songgs that go Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-ba-bing-bing)

7. If you have a garage band turn the amps on max wear earplugs and when your neighbors complain about noise say\"What noise I don\'t hear anything\"

Fun things to do in wal-mart

1. Walk around like a spy humming the theme song to Mission:Impossible

2. Hide in clothes racks and say Buy Me! when someone walks by.

3. Ask if they can pre-order Megaman 9 for you.

4. Ask if they can put a bag of M&M\'s in layaway


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7. If you have a garage band turn the amps on max wear earplugs and when your neighbors complain about noise say\"What noise I don\'t hear anything\"


Then how should you be able to hear your neighbours? o.O

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7. If you have a garage band turn the amps on max wear earplugs and when your neighbors complain about noise say\"What noise I don\'t hear anything\"


Then how should you be able to hear your neighbours? o.O

Read their lips say I can\'t hear you if you want to instead.


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Ribitta
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I like Flareman\'s thing :rofl: