4:50 The par-super spy plase of thinking.
I'm siting tinking about the mi... no my life urmmmmm why is this epesode is soooooo long, and why i'm a man and not a centear oh right.

5:00 Sidewalk

After reviewing my diary I find it very odd that I've written about my dreams as I've slept.

Perhaps this is a dream as well? Maybe I'm not a spy. Maybe I'm not even human. Perhaps I'm simply some dog in a doghouse, asleep, kicking its cute little leg during the good parts. Maybe life is a dream, maybe this doesn't exist. I don't exist the world doesn't....

5:05 Ally

During my trip to enlightenment I found a very distracting lady on a corner. She told me 50 bucks or walk. I asked her what the deer were for and she laughed then invited me back here.

Why is she naked?

5:10 Elder's Hut

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock," I said to the wise village elder.

One of the village warriors ran inside the hut. "I need SCISSORS!"

The elder nodded. "61."

5:20 elder's hut

the man who needed scissors runs back in and trips over a rock, launching the scissors into the air. I begin to duck and hide, but my foots stuck to the floor with what looks like half a scisssor blade on top of my shoe. is that raspberry syrup?

5:45
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Best to just forget the past 25 minutes. It's for my own good. Things went... er... yeah.

My cell phone rang. It was the commissioner! He asked me what the hell was taking so long. I told him I didn't know.

What the hell was I supposed to be doing, again?

5:48
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It turns out I need to go to hell and help charly's angels. This will be easier than the time I painted that blob.