I want to know what will the world look like when IT comes.OR will it come.note: the vice pres. is a shooterRUN!

What does Cheney have to do with the Apocolypse?

He will shoot us.Then do some thing I dont know?Give us a hart attack maybe?

i\'m pretty sure,but scientist are almost certain that our galaxy will be destroyed by.............the sun because the sun is a main sequence star about 5 billion years from now ths sun will become a super/red giant and crush/burn/over lap the orbits of mercury,venus,earth and mars leaving only the outer planets

In which the ice moon of Europa will melt and will become like Earth. The death of one planet will bring life to another moon.

And the galaxy will be destroyed by the black hole which it orbits.

[Edited on 17/2/06 by Samsara]

\"Be warned, if you do not repent of your sinful lives, the Lord will cast you upon his knee and beat you until the end of days.\"
-The Pope on the end of the world

\"If it were the end of the world, and we were the last two people on Earth, would you do it with me?\"
-Oscar Wilde on the end of the world

\"...and then Interordi filled with spammers, and was destoyed.\"
-Anymous Mod on a dream depiction the end of the world

\"So, you wrote one bad play. I\'ve written many! C\'mon, it\'s not like it\'s the end of the world...\"
-a Blasphemer to Oscar Wilde just before the sinner was put to death.

\"Aye, I sailed me ship to the end of the world, and off of it. And I tell ye, thar ain\' no treasure where them east winds come from.\"
-a drunken Pirate on the end of the world.

We of intellect have long acknowledged that the Earth\'s spanse of existence is finite. Therefore, it is an unarguable fact that the end of the world approaches.



The Earth as we know now it.

Whilst working diligently on secular physics, noted Polack scientistNicolaus Copernicus noted some oddities of the behavior of Earth. Thinking he had stumpled upon something noteworthing, he presented his findings to the Noble Prize commision. They were outraged at his questioning Divine Truth, and cast him out of the scientific community forever. Shortly thereafter, Copernicus was called upon by the Vulcans to face the Inquisition. Copernicus fled into exile rather than facing the coucil. Unfortunately for him he was a Polack. As such, regardless of where he fled from, he would always end up there.

What Copernicus found was shocking. In his absence, a long shaft had erected itself in orbit of Earth. Vulcans and Humans were being violently probed by its penetrating scanning rays. The seas boiled, the sky clouded over, and a giant man of made of marshmallows stormed through cities. Rampant descrution plagued the globe as the shaft-like probe and the man of soft, white, sticky stuff thrust their horribly gyrating motions upon the globe. Copernicus had no other choice but to hope onto the greatest bird of prey. He coaxed the bird into a dive in which they reached the speed of light (88 MPH). At such extreme speed, the fell through a rift in space time.



Copernicus, smugly looking up the dying Earth

If the world ends, it\'s likely that none of us will be around to witness it.

HA HA HA HA.

Nope. I still think it is going to be summer 2008. I\'m going to be having a barbeque and the sky will go red. I will talk to one of my friends in school in the bus park and we\'ll be in 6th form by then. Then we wait overnight in anticipation. I am told to go to sleep: it\'ll happen when it will happen. I sleep. I wake up the next morning and the sun is still leaking. The sky is still red and it is starting to get warmer. I can\'t remember much else except for the anticipation of the extreme destructive heat.

Quite a vivid dream. I\'m not sure if this could be taken as a sign or what o.0

Ill run around and scream like a sisy.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!RUN!

The human race will be off this planet long before then. I am sorry to say that it wont be in our life time when the sun eats us alive.

It will come tomorrow. The Seven Seals shall be broken, The Four Horsemen will ride out, The Seven Trumpets shall sound, The Behemoth shall rise, Babylon shall fall, and lil\' John shall run to mommy Mary and cry.

EDIT: He\'ll cry because Moses stole his favourite die made of a sheep\'s ankle bone.

[Edited on 18-2-2006 by Morphman]

Sage; I can be paid to look the other way when you\'re ruining the planet. Just an FYI.

Lost and Found

Copernicus\'s diary was censured by the One True Chruch and the Pro-Elitist Foundation, on the basis that it was heresy and anyone who read it would melt into the puddle of a fire-tortured hell-bound soul. Unfortunately, the peasants disregarded the protection of their superiors. Copernicus\'s diary was found and published. However, distribution started slowly. The Pro-Elist Foundation at the time controlled all presses, and rejected the diary. With Satan\'s \"Holy\" Reformation (where the prince of darkness cast the religious world into the darkness after pinning his thesis on a cathedral door), secular presses emerged, presenting a danger to the once clean print media. A campain blitz to enlighten the public on the the true dangers of the diary began. This was headed by none other than J. Edgar Hoover. At the time, Hoover was president of the PEF, and was regarded as the most powerful person on earth. Hoover was smart in his tactics, though, knowing peasants would erroneously call his campain brainwashing if they coudl not see the benefits of it. Therefore, Hoover organized community events such as the following:

• guillotinings: By far the most popular of all of Hoover\'s activities, guillotinings were soon held daily. Practice would be done on banned volumes before prisoners were brought out. Productions from local thespians became a regular part of guillotinings. The actors would protray scenes from the accused\'s crimes, as well as satirical acts of Copernicus\'s most outrageous pasages. Finally, they\'d closed with a silent biblical scene before the last beheading. Afterwards, the guillotine\'s blade would be cleaned by sending it down upon more volumes of the diary.
  
• witch trials: These were weekly events. Witch trials helped draw neighbors together, united against a single heretic. Gathering evidence against the accused required community members to talk with each other, and emphasized cooperation. Anyone caught with a copy of Copernicus\'s diary was deemed a \"blaspheming prophet\" (and rightfully so). As for anyone accused of possessing powers greater than the members of the PEF, they were branded witchs and quickly cast away.
  
• book burnings: These were often held on town squares, only semi-annually for a long time. Book burnings benefitted both the general populous and the PEF. Peasants could deposit their banned books in the fire, therefor destroying any evidence of having possessed such be cleared of the dangers of execution. The PEF disposed of confiscated volumes here, ensuring they did not return to the public.

Contradiction

As everyone knows, the only perfect ancient text (i.e. non-fiction that does not contradict itself in the least) is the bible. Therefor, all other non-fiction volumes of the older days did. In contradicting themselves, said text lost all credibility. The diary was no exception. Copernicus\'s diary contradicted itself on a point of the nature of toast in later passages. It was upon the discovery of this that his \"theory\" of the end of the world was dismissed immediately.



The controversial toast in question; Copernicus contradicted himself on the best way to produce toast-idols, a favorite practice of heretics. These are the results of his two mentioned methods.

Since Sin is Inevitable
Because the people of the world read of it\'s destruction, the Earth\'s fate is sealed. The fruit of knowledge hath been plucked, and God will punish the sinners who have this useless knowledge by casting them from the Eden of Earth. Had not the knowledge spread from Copernicus to others, the world would remain. However, anything secular learned or written instantly becomes a curiosity of the many. In the nature of humans to sin, the fall to the temptation of curiosity is inevitable. Degenerates let spread evil ideals like wildfire, while the learned ask for more instead of rejecting as the riteous do. The words of the unriteous are sinful, darkening not only their souls but the souls of all who can hear. Thus spread trespasses until they weigh the world into damnation. So it is written, so it shall be.

Signs

This is the most debated point as to the destruction of the world, as the only person who saw the end of the world is a deadman. However, as the date of the end of the world (6,200,155) is already known, the identification of the signs is someone pointless. You only have to worry if they have all been fulfilled, for then despite what your calender may say, it it time to be judged. The general consensus on these signs comes down to a few key points to signify the appocolypse:

• Mankind will harness the power of fire, and let it run rampant upon the Divine\'s creation.
  
• A great city noted for celebrations and gaity will be purged by flood, killing its sinners.
  
• The world will be plagued with a sudden and acute respiratory sydnrome.
  
• The leaders of the world will wage war in the deserts and wikis.
  
• Rumors will mount of such wars, even after \"Mission Accomplished\" speaches are given
  
• Bright pinpoints of light will emerge in the sky by night, led by a larger circular light.
  
• A second coming.
  
• Someone will be born unto a teen claiming to have never been pregnant and emphatically denying having lost her virginity.
  
• The birth of one who can never be annointed with oils, for such products are too scare in their native home of the Middle-east.
  
• Televised evangelists will proclaim their abilities to bestow salvation.
  
• Sheep will be cloned.
  
• People will be born with odd skin deformities, or \"birthmarks\" on their flesh.
  
• Starvation will ravage impoverished countries while the \"First World\" nations look away.
  
• The Earth will shake in an unholy manner, breaking bedrock and toppling buildings, as well as ruining sets of good china.

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documentary photograph of the first man-made fire.



If you wake up and the Earth looks like this, it just might be the end of days.



Artist\'s depiction of the eventual fulfillment of the fifth condition for the end of the world.

Source: Uncyclopedia.

[Edited on 2/18/2006 by Mega X.exe]

Don\'t you mean \"seond coming\", not \"second cumming\"? The two mean very very different things o.0

BTW, is no one taking my prophecy seriously? I am the Noah of this board of...arcs... >.<

[Edited on 19/2/06 by Samsara]

runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! my god i dont fell good.
:sick:

This is a very interesting topic I might add, yes its true the sun will turn into a monstrosity such as a red giant and engulf our world along with a bunch of others. Of course the end of the world will be...war, yes war will be the end and all will die because of nueclear explosions and it will all end there. That and global warming isnt helping any at all.