This thread shall (hopefully) be filled with some of the most hilarious stories that DAQ Comics (my mini comic company run by moi) has to offer. Most of these were made right off the top of my head! Arguably gross content will be placed in spoilers so that the weak stomached people won\'t have to buy new keyboards. (just think about it; you\'ll get it;) )

Post yer comments here so I can get some feedback \'k?

so.... HERE WE GO!

The Fart Off.
By DAQ Comics

One day Billy was sitting at his desk at school just before class. \"Brrrrriiiinnnnggggg!!!\" The bell rang and class was about to start, when a very pretty substitute teacher walked in.

Mrs.Quaff: \"Hi students, my name is Mrs.Quaff, I will be your sub today.\"

Billy: \"Wow she\'s HOT!\":eek:

Timmy: \"I dare ya to do the pencil drop trick!:devil:\"

Billy: \"You\'re on!:devil:\"

The teacher starts passing out papers, when Billy \"accidently\" dropped his pencil on the ground.

Billy: \"Oh crap, could you get that for me?\"

Mrs.Quaff smiled warmly and said \"Oh sure Billy\" and bent over to pick it up.

Timmy: (now to push her over!:devil: )

Just then, Mrs.Quaff let out a HUGE FART AIMED AT POOR BILLY!:eek:

Billy screamed as the sheer force of the flatulation caused him and his desk to be sent flying into the wall on the other side of the room!

Mrs.Quaff: \"oops, tee hee, excuse me;D\"

The kids looked at her terrified!

Count Flatula: \"Oh no, you did NOT just try to show me up!:mad:\"

Mrs.Quaff: \"Why, Count Flatula, whatever do you mean?\"

Count Flatula: \"You know EXACTLY what I mean! Are you trying to out-fart me PUNK!?\"

Mrs.Quaff: \"Of course not *farts* why would I do that?:devil:\"

Count Flatula: \"ohhhh it\'s ON!\"

The kids start chanting \"Fart off! Fart off! Fart off!\" as Count Flatula and Mrs.Quaff take positions.

Count Flatula: \"Now you\'ll learn why you should never play with professionals!:devil:\"

Mrs.Quaff: \"whatever you say, Flatu-less!\"

The two proceed to fart one after the other. Kid\'s papers start flying all over the room! The tornado drill goes off as the classroom turns into a war-zone!

Count Flatula: \"Hahahaha!!! You are pathetic!\"

He then rips off a gargantuan fart that causes all the windows in the entire school to shatter! Mrs.Quaff is sent flying out of the broken window never to be seen again!

Count Flatula: \"Hah, now you know; when you mess with the best, you fly like the rest!\"

School was cancelled for the rest of the day due to chemical hazards, and everybody lived happily ever after.

Da EEEENd

so... waddaya think? Funny no?

You still need a crotch cannon. <_<

You don't SHOW the crotch. It simply materialzes energy in front of the clothed crotch area.

Hmmm... let me think... uh... no.
I don't do crotch-anything when it comes to humor.
Minors come to this board so I act accordingly... er... sorta.