Topic: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

MagimanV1.5
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And in this case, the needs of the few take the lives of all, including the few.

No, in this case, the needs of the dumb take the lives of all, including the dumb.

Because, sadly enough, the dumb aren't really few. >_>

So the few will survive and create an upper-class similar to that of 1984, complete with water.

Edited by MagimanV1.5 on February 14, 2007 at 13:19:20.

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Dear God, no. I hate that system. The Inner Party have it great, the Outer party is the worst off, and the proles are too ignorant to complain.

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Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe

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Originally posted by Morphman
It's funny how reactions change when you say the exact same thing in different ways:

"Dihydrogen Monoxide is gonna kill us all!"

"Water is gonna kill us all!"

You know, we could drown and have a second Noah's ark, so this topic actually raises a point!

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on January 23, 2007 at 12:33:56.

Actually the idea of a second Noah's ark is impossible - that story ended with God's promise to never again cover the world with a flood. Just thought I'd make that point.

And the Nintendo Wii event was very sad. I was shocked and upset when I heard about it on the radio.

Oh yeah:
Dihydrogen = 2 Hydrogen = H2
Monoxide = 1 Oxygen = O
Add 'em all together, andja get H2O!
Thought I'd show the super-simplified way to show that they're the same.

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Originally posted by HighMaxOmega

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Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe

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Originally posted by Morphman
It's funny how reactions change when you say the exact same thing in different ways:

"Dihydrogen Monoxide is gonna kill us all!"

"Water is gonna kill us all!"

You know, we could drown and have a second Noah's ark, so this topic actually raises a point!

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on January 23, 2007 at 12:33:56.

Actually the idea of a second Noah's ark is impossible - that story ended with God's promise to never again cover the world with a flood. Just thought I'd make that point.

And the Nintendo Wii event was very sad. I was shocked and upset when I heard about it on the radio.

Oh yeah:
Dihydrogen = 2 Hydrogen = H2
Monoxide = 1 Oxygen = O
Add 'em all together, andja get H2O!
Thought I'd show the super-simplified way to show that they're the same.

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Heh! Can't live with it can't live without it.

I know someone, who knows someone who had kidney failure and his kidney didn't filter the blood at all, so every once in a while he had to take a day off work to have dialisys. One of the major obvious symptoms (but by no means the most serious) was that his kidney failure caused massive amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide to enter the blood and be retained by his tissues making him appear very much bloated and making him weigh a lot more.

Obviously the kidney would ordinarily pass out any excess Dihydrogen Monoxide, removing this problem, but when it doesn't do so, it only examplifies the many dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. I think the urea in his blood would have probably posed an even greater health risk, but that's neither here nor there.

The worrying thing is that as I'm typing this, I am drinking a glass of Dihydrogen Monoxide. Could be worse, though. Thankfully, it is only the lesser cousin of Dihydrogen Dioxide, and nothing nearly as nasty to drink.

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Originally posted by Samsara
Heh! Can't live with it can't live without it.

I know someone, who knows someone who had kidney failure and his kidney didn't filter the blood at all, so every once in a while he had to take a day off work to have dialisys. One of the major obvious symptoms (but by no means the most serious) was that his kidney failure caused massive amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide to enter the blood and be retained by his tissues making him appear very much bloated and making him weigh a lot more.

Obviously the kidney would ordinarily pass out any excess Dihydrogen Monoxide, removing this problem, but when it doesn't do so, it only examplifies the many dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. I think the urea in his blood would have probably posed an even greater health risk, but that's neither here nor there.

The worrying thing is that as I'm typing this, I am drinking a glass of Dihydrogen Monoxide. Could be worse, though. Thankfully, it is only the lesser cousin of Dihydrogen Dioxide, and nothing nearly as nasty to drink.

WARNING: Drinking H202 is dangerous to your health, although it functions very well as an astringent, mouthwash, and antiseptic.

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