Prepare to laugh.

Some guy is patenting what he calls godly powers.

Apparently they are his explanation for stuff like electricity, or those fun illusions that they do on TV (example: David Copperfield).

That's just...nuts. I mean, really. Godly powers?

Also, the bit at the end is priceless.

What the frick....? I would expect this from maybe a scientologist, but come on, Godly powers...?

The more amusing fact is that he insists that God's plan exists, and then directly contradicts any belief of God's existance by stating he controls Godly Powers on Earth.
Quite amusing. I wish I'd thought of it first.