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I had a high school English teacher who named his children the following:
Darius Mercury
Bannick Richter
Malachi James
and yet, this is the same man who named his black cat Blacky, and his white cat Whitey.

My best friend's name is Wojciechowski.
Try to pronounce that without any help! XD
There's someone who graduated from my school named Thatsaphone.

Of course, there's the guy called Peter who called his son "Peter 2.0"...
The admin formerly known as Dr. Cossack.
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Hah. I know a few.
Ethan Hiscock, for one. I think having that last name is bad enough, but the parents should be removed from any functioning relationship with this child for naming him Ethan.
Max Wang. I am not shitting you. My father works at a grade school and lo and behold...the kid's name is Maxamillian Wang, or Max for short. Another debauchery by parents.
I met a Rod Steel once. No lie, on his driver's license...At least he doesn't have to pick a porno name.
I'll remember others as I think of them.
Reality swirled in a wholly blue manner, revealing absolutely nothing of merit. Things flashed madly in and out of existence like some entirely other sort of phenomena. On a whim, Kurt Vonnegut imploded, taking a sizeable hunk of Massachusetts with him. However, seeing as Massachusetts wasn't entirely sure it existed, the chunk wasn't all that big.
Eh, Buck Fitch would be a better one. Or perhaps Ebeneezer Screws, but then again, I take all of my advice from Fallout and Fallout 2.
I think my favorite so far is Harry Dumbas.(Add an S to the end and you'll get it)..>_> Don't forget the Zappa kids.
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I don't get it, Phat. Do you just not like the name Ethan?
There were three kids in two of my high school yearbooks named Fuk Yu.
My mother saw a Harry Johnson on one of her insurance claims (she works for an insurance company). She has also seen a lot of "John Johns," etc.
Also knew a Shannon Doughtery.
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Well...at my old school McCuteon I had a computer teacher whos name was Mr. Boener (true story) also I had a substitute teacher for Biology named Mr. Sexton ROFL.
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Reality swirled in a wholly blue manner, revealing absolutely nothing of merit. Things flashed madly in and out of existence like some entirely other sort of phenomena. On a whim, Kurt Vonnegut imploded, taking a sizeable hunk of Massachusetts with him. However, seeing as Massachusetts wasn't entirely sure it existed, the chunk wasn't all that big.
Nah, I didn't quite connect that one, because I pronounce the 'h'.
Although it's pretty hard to eat your own...
Guy from my dad's college had the last name "Duffus", I just found out.
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Hey, I knew an Officer Head...
...She was female...
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Go look in the phonebook. I bet you could find a Ben Dover.

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My brother works with someone named Peter Richard Dick. They just call him triple dick.
Of course, in my area, there's also the Rider family: Sun, Freedom, Sky...
And the fellow I heard named "Justin Other Bird." I think he has a sister named Robin, too.
A friend of a friend is named "Neal Neal McNeal." His nickname, consequently, is Neal Cubed.
No, I'm not making these up. These are actual people around here.
The veterinarian I take my pets to goes by the name of Niel Weiner. Because of this, my mother desires to get a weiner dog and name it Niel. Bad joke, if you ask me...
This quarter, I got a teacher named Mr. Ellis. His first name is Herb. Now, that's not crazy by itself, but it works when you take the email format of the school into account.
At every school he's taught at, the email format is usually:
First Initial of First Name-Last Name@school.edu
The first initial of Herb is H, and his last name is Ellis, so his email is:
hellis@school.edu
They have tried to get it changed to no success. XD