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I've got a different version, and one person who answered the questions in PERFECT fit with the analyzation... problem is these things are rarely accurate.

Psychoanalyze Yourself; Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating! )

1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?
My dog and cats. No people. DO NOT WANT.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Well besides my pets? A dinosaur. Something big and eat'y, like a T rex or a Raptor.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Nothing much, I might hide from it and wait for it to pass. It may possibly chase me.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
Huge. Enormous. Bigger than life, so impressive people just gape at it.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes. And a moat filled with crocodiles. And stake filled pits. DO NOT WANT.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table , what is on it?
A couple candles in brass antique and some spiderwebs, I'm sure, if I just happened upon this random house in the woods. Overall probably wood lined, with tall, uncomfortable chairs at each end, with a dark and depressing feeling.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Very ornate but tarnished and dirty brass stem and base holding the actual glass, which is crystal..

8. What do you do with the cup?
Bury it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what is it?
A large ocean. For as far as you can see.

10. How will you cross the water?
Why would I cross it at all? If I had to cross it, I would drown and die.

After you copy and paste into a new bulletin, and answer ALL the questions above you can look down here.

The ANSWERS

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be




I haven't seen the one you're talking about in a while though.

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6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.


...so they want to see people and flowers on a dining table? Why would anyone want to eat those?

...anybody BESIDES Doctor Hannibal?


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6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.


...so they want to see people and flowers on a dining table? Why would anyone want to eat those?

...anybody BESIDES Doctor Hannibal?


I dunno, human flesh can be pretty delicious with the right spices.


Or, the poster formerly known as Pri- I mean, rockmaniskool.

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