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You're forgetting that he's MAGIC. =)
Hahaha....
I've heard a lot of these mathematical proofs of why Santa doesn't exist, but this by far is now my favorite. 
~ Nothing is foolproof to a truly talented fool.
Every year at Christmas they pull all these calculations out:
-How fast would Santa have to travel to get each kid in the world?
-How much time would each kid take?
-What time is Santa over which country?
-Blah blah blah other random calculation blah?
Why do people do this? If Santa is as magic as people say, he's so incredibly badass that he can defy our puny mortal calculations and hit every house in the entire world, eat all the cookies, drink all the milk, go watch a DVD, get plastered on hard liquor, sober up over time, and then head home to watch late-night TV in the entire blink of a single second.
Use whatever calculations you want. Just count yourself lucky that Santa hasn't decided that your usefulness is at an end yet.
It's fun to see how the same things show up year after year...
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OfflineHave you never heard of Christmas magic? 
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lol
he should take lessons from Sonic in how to withstand those pressures
I'm older school than you are.
So, like the Kool-Aid Man, if Santa wanted to kill you, you'd never escape his jolly wrath.
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
He sees you when you're sleeping- he knows when you're huddled over in fear.
I'm older school than you are.
If Santa was in fact truly magical why is his wife so incredibly fat? If he was magic he would have a hot model type for a wife. Anywho I agree with the whole evil stalker appeal Santa has. I mean he knows when you're sleeping/awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, but what teh farks? Who can say how you define Bad/Good. Not some mythical fat people stalking elf. Hurray for science! Boo stalker elf demon!
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Fight, Megaman! For everlasting peace! ~ :o
Everything in this topic is a lie.
That is all. 
Wind's not getting anything for Christmas now!
Welcome back around here, Santa!
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Santa's not real???
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