Topic: Man marries video game.
I like games as much as much as the next guy but...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsikPswAYUM
Is there anything the Japanese won't do?
Fuck, I thought I'd be the first one to marry my waifu...
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I'd actually be more curious as to how they'd have sex at all...
Mabiey nintendo will make an attachment for haveing sex with your ds
Considering that they removed the GBA slot from the DSi, which was the best way to create attachments, I doubt it.
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The fact that we're discussing this is a little ridiculous, but it doesn't seem like Nintendo has completely given up support on non DSi users. Encouraging people to upgrade is one thing, but there are still several Lite/phat owners.
But of course, this is not the reason as to why they wouldn't have such an attachment/peripheral :P.
I honestly would have expected this if this had happened a century past now, since by that time I bet a sort of Matrix might be capable of being developed and all. Humans marrying androids or programs might sound weird, but that might happen eventually.
Does that mean this is not awkward? Hell no, this definately is still awkward, since this is the first time it has happened and the bride can't even really respond like a human being.
*spazzes out* x.X whoa wait a second, having sex with your DS? *twitch twitch* I can understand admiring that lil piece of plastic in all its glory but please Dx I am NEVER touching anyone elses DS ever again!
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