I wonder how long this'll last.
At some point, no matter how much electrifying you can be, you need to cut your losses and have the guts to drop out. In time, your posts could bomb or start a firestorm that gets hard to deal with, even if you remain cold as ice. After all, it's a slippery slope, similar to an oil patch.
Sure, you can heat things up and create a virtual bubble, but it can come crashing down without warnings, as quick as a camera's flash. After all, your mind of steel (a strong metal, unlike wood) might not be enough to convince people that you're not only full of air.
As shadows like these grow closer, you can snake your way to the top for a while. Of course, some people are sharp as a needle and you'll be hard-pressed to stop making puns. Your magnetic personality might not be enough to diffuse this spark, even if you could double yourself and get a gemini twin!
This should ring a bell to you, though, as it's not the first time that we dive in such topics. Of course, the old subjects on this are covered in dust, and croaking like a toad while claiming your innocence won't help if you try to hide the fact that you're brighter than you appear! Strong minds like Pharaohs can drill their way out of most situations, but even they end up leaving their skulls behind in due time...
You still want to charge ahead, as if you were a star? I'm sorry to say it, but gravity will bring you down soon enough and you'll drop like a stone. Any self-balancing gyroscope eventually fails, anyway. Nothing is stopping you from gathering help from the next wave of members, but to charge ahead recklessly, firing virtual napalm everywhere won't help your case. My crystal ball says so!
That reminds me that, with winter coming up soon, the wind and blizzard will hit home. It's a good thing I don't have any plants outside, as the flame of their brittle lives wouldn't burn for long. No need to chop them down as if I was wielding a tomahawk! I wonder if the Yamato people, with their knight-like pride and social structure, would try to protect nature against such harsh elements. Those people could even hope to tame a centaur, after all!
Springing back on the topic of bad puns and all that junk, are you really interested in them? Sure, a few might get people to burst out laughing, but on average, you'll be lucky if their eyes get a bit cloudy. The worse would be to see them freeze: you then know you've made a mistake, and you need to either set your mind on turbo and find something else, or fall back in the shade and wait until later. You have to be ready to slash through everything, or don't bother!
Making a clown of yourself will help. Imagine that you're throwing a water balloon (or is that an aqua grenade?) on yourself. How will you look? Search within yourself. Like the mythical tengu, you'll sure stand out from the crowd, as if you were an astronaut holding a sword! Bonus points would go to you if you did that while dinner's defrosting.
Assuming I haven't dissuaded you yet, and you still hold your ground and want to do your magic, then go for it! Don't get cold feet, though, as putting your ideas on the backburner might make you lose your momentum. Be a pirate! Defy the order! And don't put a dynamo on your bike if you don't want to, but don't come back crying if you get hit at night.
These tips are as concrete as I can make them be. If you want to make a splash, taking the world by storm like a tornado, plug your ears against critics: the comments can sting like a hornet's bite. If your mind is set, you can make your name known across the galaxy, and you'd be a jewel of comedy shows! You'll be as hot as magma!
Until that happens, chill out and think things through. Hitting a comedic strike is your goal, but you need to start small and cross blades with the competition. Get a group of fellow friends to act as your commandos, spreading word about you. Pump the well of common interests, and before you know it, people will follow you like sheep around the herder. At that point, hit the nitro and ride your success around the solar system!
... I'm done.