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Hockey stick wielded in foiled Ottawa store robbery - Ottawa - CBC News


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I was playing South Park: The Stick of Truth, and in the background on the TV you hear 'You're watching the Canada channel: The only channel in Canada!' I was streaming at the time and at the same time Sphen and I both said 'Do you think Doc watches The Canada Channel?'


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Well, we've got the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC), which is the state-owned radio & TV network, and they're the ones I watch the most often. You're not too far off the mark...!


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Man arrested for pouring syrup on sidewalk - Latest Hamilton news - CBC Hamilton


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"City crews had to lay down "absorbent material" to clean up the mess"

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"He didn't have the brains to stick around": Man dressed as Scarecrow punches Tin Man, runs away with Cowardly Lion



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Loblaws reverses decision, will continue to sell French's ketchup

The entire ketchup thing has been going for weeks now, and it's not getting old! Here's what started the recent part of the story, although you could argue that it began with Heinz pulling out a few years ago.


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Not to be crude, but in America, there's mass murderers, bomb threats, and hit and runs. In Canada, there's syrup-pouring, ketchup fiascoes, and this.

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Potato chip truck trailer crunched while making delivery

Mostly posting for that headline...


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What went wrong on Highway 13, where at least 300 were stranded overnight?

We're used to snowstorms, this one had been expected for a few days, but something somewhere went horribly wrong. I highly recommend reading the article if you've got a few minutes, it covers all the main points. For something like this to happen not in the middle of nowhere, but close to downtown is pretty mind boggling.

As a bonus, I shot this earlier tonight!

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Canada MPs to loosen penalties for drunks in kayaks


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Maple syrup milk is a good thing to drink. Assuming that it is legitimately maple syrup and legitimately pasture-raised raw milk, of course. Tea does not AT ALL stay hot for using the hit beverage to stay warm, so pouring maple syrup into the milk for the hot beverage is a great one if you don't want to sleep because of so much coffee.



Ah, so Canada has extreme police brutality or nefariousness as well... I thought Canada is supposed to be known for NOT having police brutality and abuse!


"Absorbant material" is just what that stuff is apparently called, it's used in any reference.

A hockey stick is a pretty normal/expected weapon.

In the area, this winter snow-in happens every year in which there is a blizzard, in the middle of the large city and yes it is close to downtown, with many people being too stupid to stay off the non-expressway expressway which has several lanes and no turn-off streets for long distances, during an extreme or many-inches-expected blizzard. Many cars are often left on that road during snow, and a body was found after the thaw at least once.

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A... A hovercraft? Flying?

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Loblaws reverses decision, will continue to sell French's ketchup

The entire ketchup thing has been going for weeks now, and it's not getting old! Here's what started the recent part of the story, although you could argue that it began with Heinz pulling out a few years ago.


THE KETCHUP WAR CONTINUES!


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Plenty of toilet paper to go around, Canada’s biggest producer says


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Ketchup wars update: Heinz is opening a new facility in Montreal so they can go back to claim to sell Canadian-made ketchup.

The ingredients are still sourced from outside the country, though, so it's only the final step that's local. Not a whole lot of change there...


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Originally posted by Doctacosa Ketchup wars update: Heinz is opening a new facility in Montreal so they can go back to claim to sell Canadian-made ketchup.

The ingredients are still sourced from outside the country, though, so it's only the final step that's local. Not a whole lot of change there...

I'll be looking forward to the 2023 update on those Canadian tomatoes.


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Kleenex maker says famous tissues to be wiped out of Canada soon, citing 'unique complexities'

There's something wild about Kleenex-brand tissues just disappearing from store shelves. They were overpriced compared to the competition, but the brand is still iconic.


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