My worst fight was when i was 10/11 and this guy picked a fight with me then when i was kicking his ass one of his friends came over and the both of the were beating me up.Then one of my friends came over and took the extra person off me so i was just left with the original person.Finally i punched him in the face and started smashing his head against a wall.Then a teacher came and found me so i got in trouble:cry:

well you know I dont like fights but A big muscular guy twice the size as me pushed me around so I pushed him back. But then he knocked me down and hit my funny bone:lol:. I punched him and he kicked me. BUT I was smarter than him So I dodged all his moves and kicked him in the \"U know what\" When He cornered me I did a rugby tackle on him and he slammed against the floor so hard it sounded like thunder. Then I told the teacher so HE got in to trouble I was laughing like hell!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

There\'s an annoying kid whose a pudgey shrimp for 9th grader who says he\'s gonna beat me up I\'ve only fought him three times. Now I just take my 20lbs. 4ft sword and swing it like a madman and he runs off crying \"mommy\"! Gyhahahahaha
BTW Jaosn take it easy on the smilies

sprry... BTW a pudgey shrimp?

Oh just the type of topic I was looking for! The worst fight I got in was with some 14 year old who pulled a pocket knife out of my sister. When I saw him do this I kicked the guy in the face and my sister ran off. This made the guy made and he tryed to stab me with the pocket knife in the arm but I ended up sliding under his legs kicking him smack dab in the middle of the legs (I didint want to say anything bad since theres kids here:rolleyes: ) I ended up getting stabed in the arm but I picked up a pipe and smacked him in the face then beat him down with it till he was bleeding bad. Eh.. He went running off screaming \"Help me mommy help me! Theres a kid with a bloody pipe and he was beating me down with it!\" Hah I keeped it with me ever since if he came back... :lol::lol::lol::muha::muha:

I take wushu lessons for self-defence I am now learning swords!!!

I don\'t like causing pain unless im seriously pissed Off most time\'s i just ignore bieng mocked but if they fight first...

one time some guy was taunting me all day at school then after lunch i was just dtanding in the hallway when he was trying to hit with a steel pipe so i just avoided that and grabed a pipe and striked him across the rib\'s and stomach.
Now he fear\'s me.

Heavy:cool:, what kind of swords do you use?
I try to be peaceful but if i have to get into a fight i do. I have a dangerous rage which makes it hard to control after a while but no ones pushed me that far. If i would get into a fight at school, i\'d probaly crush the person swiftly. I\'m agile, quick reflexes and got a lot of brute strenght for some one my size and age. Also i study Shaolin martial arts and train at home. But don\'t get into a fight for pointless reasons and try to be as peaceful as possible, but then if someone really takes the piss then you know what to do.

I want to be trained w/ swords. A special type of sword in particular. A light-sabre. Yes! I wanna be a jedi! Pity I\'m too old.:(

IM learning Kickboxxing lucky me!

I once battled Mecha Godzilla and Mothra while laying waste to Tokyo. It was so much fun and the fact that I was alot taller back then...

OK,you were TALL!
But really,my worst fight was against the class jerk,we was having gym class,and I brought my drawing folder,so,the Coach said \'OK!Exercises!\' and I accidentally picked up my folder,and my stupid girlfriend said to Blake(the class jerk) \"What have you been doing to Z(can\'t tell my real name.I\'ll just put a Z.)\"And he said\"Why the h*** do you want to know that?\"So my girlfriend said\"\'Cause he\'s my boyfriend!\"And then Blake took and just as I was going to put my folder on the bleachers,Blake took my folder!And I asked him very politely,\"Please give me my folder back.\"So Blake threw it at me!And at that very moment,something in me snapped,and I started running after Blake,he ran away,of course.Then,I caught him! I started to get so mad that I grabbed his shirt,and pounded him in the chest so many times I couldn\'t count!And he took one jab at me and I dodged it!Then,I kicked him where it hurts!(In his un-mentionables.ha-ha-ha)And he fears me now!

[font=comic sans ms]Ah, those are all good ones. I also have a fight that still rings clear as a bell in my mind....

To fully understand why this happened, my friend fell and hit his head after balancing on a bench. Another punk-ass kid came over, accusing me that I pushed him dwn. I told him to fuck off, and he pushed me. Bad idea. I pushed him back, and he decked me in the mouth. All hell now breaks loose. I deck him a coupla times, sweep my foot under his and trip him up, and I do a falling elbow on him and put him in a head lock and start beating the living shit outta him. The gym teacher comes in and asks if there is a problem, and we both say no.

So, I avoided trouble, got to beat up that asshole kid, and got that feeling of male satisfaction that can only come from whaling the tar outta something. Nice.

Besat part is, my parents never found out at all. Neither did his. And it is still talked about today in High School, which is pretty nice, because this hapened in grade school.[/font]

[font=jokerman]Edit: Have we learned a lesson? If not, lemme tell you: NEVER PISS OFF ANY FAT KID. THEY MAY AND PROBABLY WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF PROMPTED ENOUGH.[/font]

[Edited on 19-4-2003 by Phatman Dover]

I have never been in a dangerous fight cause my friends and i do some training only on weekends because these no school so i go to the gym now and then or i just stay home and do push up or lift hand weighs,anyhow my lastest fight was with some guy who was dissing my cousin, my cousin is from a bad country. any way so the guy dissing him and i am tell him if got a problem with him you have a problem with me anyhow i broke his middle finger cause he was trying to punch me he went breserke but i just locked him till he got tired.I had no time to fight with babies then i slamed him agained the table and told him to say that he would never say that to my cousin as long as he lives cause if i catch him it will be the last time he see day light. The people through stuff at him.

I told them to do what they want with him next day he didn\'t come because of his painful fist i teached him a thing not to mess with Kenshin.I was bully when i was small but now i am older and now i don\'t have time to get pushed around by a nobody. man i talk alot

Well... I haven\'t been in a *serious* fight, but I\'ve beaten guys up.

I\'m taking Women\'s Self Defense class and I can serious kick butt. (I\'ve had two tests already and I can beat up the guy in pads... My final will be tough because there will be two guys in pads... :B)

hah! i beat kids just for the fun of it,when i was young, keep your children inside the house and lock th doors!:devil:

well once this guy was being a jerk messing with this kid who doesn\'t only have braces but glasses so i got him in a lock he said when he breaks loose he gonna kick my azz but we are rivals/friends i couldn\'t fight back but eventually i punched him in his mouth..
he couldn\'t talk for 4 days and i had to apologize..

i hate hurting people these days.. by the way he blacked out and a teacher caught me!

once i hit hit a kid against wooden pole and it splintered. is that serious or what!?
shows him not to mess w/ me!hyyyyaaa!

Well here goes mine it was yesterday me and my older sister got in a fight and it started with i was playing my gta vice city and she said get up im taking over this game i said no your not so she hit me in my head and yelled get up i hit her with a hard punch in the gut and yelled no so she tried to hit me with a pipe a lead one i ducked it and she broke the tv thats where she crossed the line i took the pipe and hit her in the gut and leg with it really quick so she kicked me in my unmentionables so i hit her with the broke tv and cracked the box of it and she was still standing so i hit her with her violin and knocked her out with my genitals still hurting

Oo; You beat the fudge outta your sister over a game breaking a TV and possibly a violin in the process.
I have one thing to say.


[Edited on 21-7-2003 by VicKun]

Well,mine was last year at the school bus stop.This kid who had been bad-mouthing me all year finally crossed the line.(I forget what he said though)I say something back and this wimp tries to choke me.Ha,he didn\'t even connect with my neck,I just hit his arm away and started lifting/choking himwith my right arm.Everyone is kinda shocked because they think I\'m a wimp just because I\'m smart and never fight.Well anyways,the kid was clawing at my shirt and turning purplish blue so I just let go,went to my backpack,sat down and started reading like nothing had happened.

Another was when this kid tried beating me up.I took a little stick.(I am trained to use all extensions of a sword,and he had picked up this baseball bat sized branch)Long story short,one eye closed shut and so many welts you couldn\'t even make out his face.

But you see, you\'ll have to understand that story seems abit far fetched.

Oh, how I wonder what today\'s secret word is!

the violin is broken
and i have to buy her a new instrument and a new tv im gonna buy her some bongos and a mini tv thats very cheap from the pawn shop and she broke my ps2 today because i broke her dreamcast because she punched me so i tossed her diary out the window

I agree with Necro,here.I guessed todays secret word,by the way.

me and michelle fought again today except it was worse this time i tossed her into a door and broke the door and she pulled a knife and i pulled a gun and the mother tried to break it up and she couldnt so michelle tried stabbing me in the arm so i kicked the knife out of her arm so hit me with my guitar and broke it

Good on all of you! Always remember violence does solve all your problems;)
I have been in a few fights before...Push me and theres a big chance i\'ll push back.
Speaking of fights i remember when my two older brothers got into a fight once.(I was inside doing homework) My oldest brother Started to beat the living crap out of him and then i noticed he had gotten a tank of gasoline and started pouring it all over him...Luckily my mother and stepfather stopped him before he burned him alive.

Well my sister is crazy she set my best friend on fire last year and threatened to do it to me if i snitched on her

OUCH.:eek:

Sounds like something I would do... only I burn animals and not humans. >.>

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*Pushes Dr. Chaos*

Let\'s see what happens, shall we, children? Observe the massive foaming at the mouth as he lunges at me with a machette in one hand and a Glock in the other. Also note the hemmoraging of some of his eyeball veins. Now, if you\'ll excuse me, I\'m being torn apart by a rabid Tails impersonator.

:lol:[/font]

well my sister is in the hospital now

i did the spear goldberg does and put her through her door whoever watches wrestling knows who goldberg is