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Hello. Im gona try and test peoples wits by asking this. Your in a giant room with many dark like people in it. You are traped in a cage being lowered into lava and if you were to some how escape the people would attack you. What do you do to get out without getting yourself killed?


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I would jack my navi in and the he would destroy the virus the cage would stop and open the i would delete there navis!!!!!!!

[Edited on 7-9-2003 by met buster]


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I would :

Swing back and forth inside the cage and hit the \'evil\' people with the cage and knock the people out, or maybe even kill them with the cage. Once they are all dead or whatever, I would swing into the walls until the cage breaks or makes a dent to I could squeeze out between the bars and then I would climb up the chain that lowers the cage, until I\'m at the top.

Yeah....that\'s what I\'d do...:rolleyes:

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I would:

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Make a dent jump out and run like hell...And hope they don\'t have gun\'s. >.>;


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Scream like a girl and get lowered into the pit....and die.

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ufo
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I would :

Swing back and forth inside the cage and hit the \'evil\' people with the cage and knock the people out, or maybe even kill them with the cage. Once they are all dead or whatever, I would swing into the walls until the cage breaks or makes a dent to I could squeeze out between the bars and then I would climb up the chain that lowers the cage, until I\'m at the top.

Yeah....that\'s what I\'d do...:rolleyes:
He took mine...:D

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I would start praying.

[Edited on 7-9-2003 by MaceMan]

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I\'d be a DEEP fried burrito, OR I would take a pee on the lava and then hit the people with nacho shuriken or toothpaste. JUDO CHOP!

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well i would ehter turn into vash the stampied and wound every one( but not kill) or i would get out my shrikuns andtrow them at every one and chop poen the cage with me swor


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One thing.. The guards are armed with guns.. and the guards have taken your weapons. Bass.SP has the most creative idea


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Originally posted by Bass SP
I would :

Swing back and forth inside the cage and hit the \'evil\' people with the cage and knock the people out, or maybe even kill them with the cage. Once they are all dead or whatever, I would swing into the walls until the cage breaks or makes a dent to I could squeeze out between the bars and then I would climb up the chain that lowers the cage, until I\'m at the top.

thats about the same thing
or i would start praying


something that no one knows about me is that im BISEXUAL and gravitation is an aswome anime fo rthat type of thing

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well i would ehter turn into vash the stampied and wound every one( but not kill) or i would get out my shrikuns andtrow them at every one and chop poen the cage with me swor
holy friggen crap!!! please, please, please. Use grammer please. Also I would poo on their chests.

ufo
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One thing.. The guards are armed with guns.. and the guards have taken your weapons. Bass.SP has the most creative idea
I really was going to say almost exactly the same thing,really.:D

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You know what? I think I would really just open my tortilla, launch my meat out, slide over the lava, get a tan, wrap myself up in a burrito again and take shots till I got out, I mean what has a burrito got to lose?

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NiGhTmArE gOhAn
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I\'d use my kamehameha and destroy the bars and then jump out and kill the dark guys with a masenko!! dbz style..


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Hublo
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Gohan.. No weapons! No energy or whatever! Think of something smart.. I got one but I aint telling >: D


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Y r u such afucking ass hole your so how could i say it perfict im sorry if i was typying fast and i dident doulble cheak, my god what an ass hole:madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::madgo::m adgo::madgo:


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ufo
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Okay people.....forgive MOLE just delete his post it seems I need to teach him respect.:mad:

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I will try to get out and the shoot me and they destroy one of those bars and I\'ll have enough room to get out. I get out they shoot at me but the miss and I get between two men and they shoot at me, I duck and they hit their selves. And I open the door fast enough and escape.


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Hmm.... I\'ll start by swinging the cage into the wall, hoping to either dent the cage or break off a chunk of the rock. Then I will either break the cage open (in case ramming it didn\'t work) with that huge chunk of rock. That will probably alert the guards now it\'s time to move! I\'ll use the chunk of rock to shield against gunfire and jump off the cage and land on them. Smack them around with that rock and get back my weapons! Now escaping the place shouldn\'t be too hard.

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Pray..........
Pray some more.......
and if God doesn\'t come down and kick some butt I curse him as i die.


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ufo
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Lets just say the rope holding the cage.I would swing so I am over the people...and would make the cage fall and crush them.(I would make it fall while I am swinging over them and I would do that by jumping in it and when I crush those dudes I would fall and someone would chunk a grenade and I would jump out just in time and steal a gun from a bad guy and shoot the lava loose while I escape.:miam:

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Ovbiously this is what you would have to do.....

Make a Sound such as this one.... a wiki wiki otti fruity rudy taboody fooly cooly a woki woki wo. (Which if said correctly should summon a rare Amazonian rain forest Tocan) It will distract the guards while you tie you shoes together. Now trow them into the lava! (You got them for discount and hated them (Good Riddence ! HAHAHAH!) ok now ..... throw the rock that you snatched before they locked you into the cage throw it at a stalagtite on the ceiling above the guard...take him down. then tell the bird to grab the keys and vawla! youre free

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I would run to the gards in the cage, wee right next to them so it goes into the other side of the cage so the lava would shoot upwards (as the wee evaporates at it makes contact with the lava) and it would kill the guards and just miss me. Then, most of the cage would have melted away leaving me with an escape route. I would climb out through it and run away.

Another thing I could do is hang from the roof like spiderman and lie down puside down on the roof hanging on with both hands and feet (I took my shoes and socks off) and wait up there intil the lava is almost level with my back. Most of the cage would have gone and the guards would be dead. I\'d then climb (still with my hands and feet) around onto the roof of the cage and climb up the wire which is lowering the cage and then look over the top. Then, I grab the two guards at the top. I tell them \"Hold onto the wire and you\'ll be alright!\", reasuringly. They do as I say. They didn\'t notice that when I grabbed them ad put them on the wire, I pick-pocketed one of their guns. Then, I shoot the wire, sending them falling into the lava with nothing to save their sorry butts! Then, I throw the gun into the lava (guns are illegal, in Britain) and I run away ad no-one can do me in for anything, not even the double murders I committed when shooting the wire and not even being in possetion of illegal guns as the only wittness were those that were killed and I destroyed the evidence (the gun) by throwing the the gun into the boiling lake of lava. Nevermind, though, that the baddies never got caucht, they were all killed. Besides, I do this all the time!


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Thats good Airman. Currently Airman and Bass.SP (and UFO) have the best ideas.. come on! Think! :lol:


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I would use my weight to swing the cage into them. With my massive weight I probably killed the guards. Time to take their arsenal and run!


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I\'d swing the cage around in a small circle, and when part of it is burnt, I\'d scream loud enough to burst their eardrums, and run out the green door, to find that one isn\'t activated, so I dart back into the blinking gray door and go into the save room, save, then to the recharge room, and run into the main deck and set the course to SR-388, and run to the elevator, and the elevator\'s power will go out, so I go into Morph ball, lay a bomb, run out the hole, go into Samus\'s purple ship, and fly it out of the place....I know, too much Metroid Fusion....


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I\'d fart to cause a explosion. well maybe not. >_< i dunno I\'ll probably die.


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