Juno: \"Morph! Get the hell outta my room!\"

Morph: \"Whatever. Oh, and would you mind burning that pink ballroom dress in your closet? I\'m gonna have nightmares about that my entire life...\"

Juno *turns tomato-red* : \"...GIT DA HELL OUTTA HERE!!!\"

Morph: \"Zoinks!\" *disappears mysteriously in a cloud of sparkling purple dust* *nah, actually he just runs through the door*

*back to Dr. Cossack\'s office*

Dr. Cossack: \"Come on, Airman, wakey wakey...\"

???: \"Can I be of service?\"

Dr. Cossack: \"Waaahh!\"

Morph: \"Sorry for that\'.\" *sees Airman drooling over the desk* \"What\'s with him?\"

Dr. Cossack: \"He\'s in a coma. But strangely enough, he can still talk, and apparently, he\'s giving advice to anyone who wants to listen.\"

Morph: *after a quick check on Airman* \"He\'s not in a coma! He\'s fooling you!\" *shoots water cannon at Airman*

Airman (who\'s also known as Samsara): \"GAAAHH!!\" *gets knocked into the wall*

Morph: \"Okay, NOW he IS in a coma...\"

(mysteriously teleports into room where Morph is)

Gate:Oooh! lookey! coma! Hmm...I wonder what this cord attached to this machine that makes those lines go beep! beep! and go up and down.....

*unplugs machine*

Morph:Gate! what the hell did you just do!

Gate: oops......

Morph: \"Okay, this shouldn\'t be a problem. The machine is just unplugged. The screen shows nothing. And since it\'s unplugged, it doesn\'t mean Airman is dead. Right?\"

???: \"Actually, those machines are interlinked with one\'s life. If it breads down or something alike, the person dies.\"

Morph: \"Woah! Good thing you had a back-up copy of yourself, eh?\"

Airman: \"Hell yes.\"

Morph: \"Okay, now who wants pie? I\'m trying to prepare stuff to make one helluva giantic pie for Halloween outta pumpkin for all members.\"

if I say AirMan\'s in a coma, can you please keep it that way? I did it so I won\'t have to come back here for a while, whilst still maintaining an ability to come back in future it I wanted to.

AirMan (asleep, kind of): If all is dark, light a candle.

Morph: What the HELL did that mean?

Dr. Cossack: Lets just leave him there. He might wake, sometime.

Morph: Right... Bundle of use, isn\'t he.

AirMan: If the sea\'s still, get glasses...

(Sorry Samsare/Airman. If people don\'t wanna be in here, why bother posting? \"Boredom.\" Oh, yeah, that\'s right. But I will leave yo--er... Airman alone. For a while.)


Morph: \"Okay guys, let\'s leave Airman here. He\'s like some half-alive oracle thingy right now... Let\'s go kick some viral @$$!\"

ForteXX, together with Juno and Tacoman, who have just entered a while ago: \"ALRIGHT!!\"

[Edited on 24-10-2005 by Morphman]

*Ray teleports in the room*

Ray: what @$$-kicking?! He, wait for me!

Morph: oh no Not HIM again

Ray: what?

Juno: you know we always do it with the four of us

Ray: well then, now we\'re with five

Morph: You\'re NOT coming with us!

Ray: alright, then i\'ll just go to the engine room or something and look if anything is wrong.

Gate: you shouldn\'t be so hard on him Morph

Morph: Hard?! I just don\'t like him that\'s all. Well let\'s just go

Everyone: ALRIGHT

*Just as Morph turned his back, he seems to have changed his mind so turns back to Ray*

Morph: \"No, wait. You can come with us.\"

All: \"Really?\"

Morph: \"Yup.\" *whispering to everybody but Ray*:\"We\'ll have fun as hell with that n00b!\"

Others *whispering a little louder* : \"Alright!\"

The five guys walk of to the Battle Deck.

*Ray speaking to him self:

they finally accepted me, ah, this is the happiest day of my life. Wonder what\'s on tv tonight?

Ray: so where are we going?

Morph: we\'re going to a place where nobody is going to find us

Ray: are we gonna play Hide and Seek?

Morph: something like that, yes

*not much later in the engine room*

Ray: Ah, F*** what the he.. Ahh, damnit

*after a few minutes of beating up the gang leaves and ray is almost completly black and blue*

Ray: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh why did they do that? i never did them any harm

*flashback*

Morph: he Ray throw me that ball okay

Ray: Alright

Ray throws the ball right in the face of Morph and he had amnessia for almost a year

*end flashback*

Ray: never mind what i just said.

Ray: \"Hey Morph, wanna play a linked battle with Battle Network? This time, I\'m gonna PWN your @$$!\"

Morph: \"What do you mean \'this time\'?\"

Ray: \"Oh yeah, last time we did it was in that year you had amnesia...\"

Morph: \"I had amnesia?\"

Ray: \"Erm... \"

Morph: \"Oh so THAT\'S why I friggin\' hate you so much...\"

Ray: \"Erm... yeah... now... I\'ll be going now...\"

Morph: \"Not so fast n00bie...\"

*Ray turns around and sees Morph standing, raising an oversized Life Sword3 at him*

Ray: \"Holy..\" *fachwing!*

*Black Dranzer.exe transports in on Morph and Ray*
Black Dranzer: Oh My God you killed Ray!
Morph: Uh yeah
Black dranzer: I\'ll get revenge for you ray *pulls out muramasa* *lunges at morph*
*buncha combat*

Ray suddenly stands up with some flashy light

Ray: OOOOHHHH shiny lights.

BD: WTH I thought you died?!

Ray: Yes, but i always keep a spare life wi... OMG you killed Morph

Juno: You bastard

BD: You keep out of this, okay!

Ray; Sooooo, what are we gonna do now.

BD: we wait till the next post. then he\'ll probably return the life

Ray: yeah probably

*Instant Revival Program turn on*

BD: \"What the heck?!\"

*Enter Berserker Mode*

Ray: \"Holy crap!\"

*Target locked: kill all in path*

Juno: \"We\'re scr*wed, right?\"

Ray: \"Pretty much.\"

Tacoman: \"His powers are multiplied by 20, but he loses total control in Berserker Mode.\"

*WARNING! Running out of Berserker Fuel*

Ray: \"Berserker Fuel?\"

Taco: \"Somewhat like Adrenaline, but way more powerful, and his blood turns over 95% BF in Berserker Mode.\"

Morph: \'\'Wha..?\"

Ray: \"He\'s waking up.\"

BD: \"QUICK! Kill him!\"

*the four guys: BD, Ray, Taco and Juno, take out their blasters, aiming at Morph*

\"BLAMMO!!\"

*as the smoke clears, we see Morph still standing*

Morph: \"Guys... I\'ve got an Automatic Anti-Damage Forcefield program.\"

The four: \"Well sh*t.\"

BD: Oh f*** This is nice

Juno: We cant even scratch him

BD: Look Morph a diversion *runs away

Since moph isn\'t smart in Beserker mode BD runs away

Juno: Well this is peachy

Ray: calm down Morph

BD: *back in X ultimate armor* I\'m back

Morph: MOrph smash :madgo:

BD: Nova Strike!

???: \"Oh hey guys, what\'s going?\"

Ray: \"Oh hi Morph, we\'re busy killing you!\"

Morph: \"Reaylly?\"

Ray: \"YEAH!\"

Morph: \"Well, that sucks for me.\"

Ray: \"No shit.\"

BD: \"FINALLY! A SCRATCH!\"

Morph: \"Why is he so happy?\"

Ray: \"Appears he made a scratch on you.\"

Morph: \"Is it that hard to kill me? Wooh...\"

*Morph shoots Morph Clone to hell in one big@$$ blast*

BD: \"What the fudge?!!\" *turns around* \"What?! You\'re still alive?!\"

Morph: \"That was just a clone, BD. Chill. If it really was me, I wouldn\'t have even given you enough time to think \'OMG! Morph\'s in Berserker Mode!\' Plus he wasn\'t that strong.\"

Newly arrived N00bs: *gulp*!!!

Morph: \"Now, let\'s eat tacos!\"

Tacoman: \"TACOS! TACO TACO TACOOOOOO!!!\"

Pedestrian: Hey get beck here with that tomatote.

???: No!*runs past everyone lokking at the pedestrian and then into a tree*

Pedestrian: Ok, you cornered now give me the tomatoe.

???: Ok. *throws the tomatote in the pedestrians face* You said you wanted it. So there ya go, now have a nice day.

Pedestrian: *turns red and just walks away muttering curses*

???: That was fun. *looks at the guys* Sup, names Blazen.

*Falls in the front of the boat*

MegaMan/Omega:What the hell?
Dark Assassin Zero:*slices Megaman/Omega non-stop*
MegaMan/Omega:Stop it you sonavagun!

Later....

MegaMan/Omega runs to the kitchen.

MegaMan/Omega:MMMMMM......FOOD!
Doc:No you don\'t get any,this is the last 30 pounds of food!(:lol::P)
MegaMan/Omega:Hey Morphman,Can I have some food?

Morph: BD what the hell is that thing

BD: My special El Mondo Taco it has Garlic, Lettuce, Cheese, hot sauce, cumin, curry, cinnamon, Green, red, and yellow bell Peppers, And Jalepeno\'s

Morph: *thinking* *backs away slowly*

Ray: BD you\'re nuts

BD: watch me *eats Taco in 2 bites* aw f*** WATER WATER NEED WATER

Ray and Morph: predictable

Juno: *looking out window* Guys look some kid threw a tomato in that pedestrian\'s face.

BD: Juno, ray is gonna eat your taco if you don\'t get over here in two seconds

Juno: huh

Ray: *snarf* *chewing noises*

Juno: I\'ll give you three seconds to run.

Ray: LOOK A DIVERSION! *runs away*

Juno: *pulls out tranquilizer gun* Get Back here!

Blazen: Hey, can I have some.

Juno&Morph:*just stare thinkin* (Who the hell is that.) *and yell at the same time* NO!!

Blazen:*gets scared and knees shake* I almost pissed myself

Morph:Baby. *continues to eat*

Blazen: Whats your problem?

Juno: You.

Blazen: Oh, well enjoy. *leaves to room to steal tomatoes and throw them at random people* :devil:

MegaMan/Omega:*after being shot by the beam,walks out the room*
Blazen:Why doesn\'t anyone like ME!
MegaMan/Omega:Because you pissed your pants,You have no avatar...I need ome,and.......you got toilet paper coming out from the back your pants.It\'s coloured yellow.
Blazen:WOW!Thank you!*walks away back into the room*
MegaMan/Omega:I was helping him?When do I help people?*walks in the room seeing Blazen getting shot by Juno*Geez,.....this is worst the Zues raping all those women.*takes the tomatoes from Blazen then eats them*

[Edited on 26-10-2005 by MegaMan/Omega]

Blazen: *blocks the shot* I\'m not weak and no avatar can represent me. Also I have a girlfriend for your informaoin.

Magaman/Omega: Wow, I bet your liein.

Blazen: Nope. Now please I respect you enough to not hurt you in any way so please don\'t hurt me.

Megaman/Omega: Ok, sounds fair.

Blazen: Alright. Hey, Juno quit shooten me I\'ll leave you and Morph alone is you leave me be.

Juno: Hmm.....*stops shooten* Yeah I don\'t want to waste time on you.

Blazen: Hahahah. Fair enough.

Morph: \"Now guys, stop any fighting. We aren\'t beasts, animals, or even the worst: humans or n00bs...\" *shudders* \"So I suggest we all just get along.\"

Juno: \"Yeah. Now, what shall we do?\"

Morph: \"Well, we could...\" *Dark Morph kicking in* \"Kill everybody... KILL! Juno... KILL! Blazen... KILL! ForteXX... KILL! Ray... KILL! Megaman/Omega... KILL! Black Dranzer.exe...\"

Blazen: \"What the HECK was that?!!\"

*Morph turns normal again* \"Huh? What?\"

Juno: \"You said you wanted to kill us!\"

Morph: \"Now would that be something I would do?\"

All but Morph: \"YES!\"

Morph: \"I can\'t believe it! Why the hell would make you think that!? This sucks, I\'m outta here!\" *disappears in a cloud of sparkling purplish dust*

...[silence]...

Ray: \"Woops, you did it again, Juno.\"

Juno, angry: \"What did I do?\"

Ray: \"Now, look, Morph is probably the best example of an unstable personality caused by mixing pure good and stuff(Yin) with pure evil and the lot(Yang), so you can\'t blame him for anything. He has a very split personality.\"

BD: \"Wow, Ray, that sounded SO not you!\"

Ray *getting out of Sudden Insight Mode* \"What did I say again?\"


(Okay guys, I won\'t and don\'t want to probably return here for some time, so I\'d very much appreciate it if you won\'t include me in your posts. Excluding telepathy maybe, but that\'s just Vimmy -the voice in Morph\'s head - who had to leave his home - Morph\'s head - for a while, m\'kay? Seeyah.)

BD: Morph went home so what do we do Ray

Ray: Party till the cows come home!

Juno: i\'ll order pizza

BD: and i\'ll make El mondo Tacos

Ray and Juno: That;s okay don\'t

BD: *muttering* babies

Taco: \"U n0 wh4t, BD? L3t$ m4ke t4c0s 4 0urs3lf$! L3t$ m4ke... T3H ULTIM4T3 T4C0!!!!11!!!1!!!\"

*others sweatdrop*

BD: \"Erm... Taco... Your voice is in N00b Mode again...\"

Taco: \"00h... cr4p...\"

*BD grins evilly*

BD: \"IT\'S N00B HUNTIN\' TIME!!!\"

others: \"4LR!T3!!!\"

BD *sweatdrops* \"U 2?\"

Taco: \"U 4$ w3ll...\"

???: \"N000000000!!!1!!!!111! N0T @N0T3HR N00B V!RU$ 0UTBR34K!!1!!! OMGWTFBBQLOLZ!!!1!\"

Blazen: *stares in horror* Has the whole world gone mad!!!

Others: N0pe ju$t me$$ed up.

Blazen:Tht sux. *eyes widen* No I\'m getting it now, er I was. I shall not get it!!! *hides in bunker and the walls are all mattresess and now Blazen is in a straight jacket* Hahahahahahaha.

[Edited on 30-10-2005 by Blazen]

*we see Morph in a dark place somewhere, staring at a bunch of screens, which display some of the members who recently got infected with \'teh n00b v!ru$$$...\' OMGWTFBBQLOLZ!!! !\'M G3TT!N\' !T 2!!!1!*

Morph: \"...\"

BD (screen 1): \"0H N00$!!1!!1! $0M3B0DD! H3LP M3333333!!!!!11!!\"
Morph: \"No problems here.\" *grins evilly* \"Not for me, that is.\"

Gate (screen 2) \"Wh4t T3H cR4P!!! I tH!nK ! H4V3 A bUg!!1!!!111\"
\"Same thing.\"

Ray (screen 3) \"Has everybody gone mad!\"
\"Shit! He already is a N00b! Minion!\"
\"Yes, my lord?\"
\"Send Virus Variation #9730 Code Kappa-N to Ray!\"
\"VV#9730 Kappa-N underway.\"

Jaden Yuki (screen 4) \"...\" Thinks: \"I won\'t say a thing. I\'m NOT !NF3CT3D, 0MGWTFL0LLYP00!!!!11!!!1!\"
\"Give him another virus as well.\"
\"He\'s already infected sir.\"
\"Just do it, I love infected people.\"
\"Which virus?\"
\"Just send something, and get me a Coke while you\'re at it.\"
\"Agreed.\"

Juno (screen 5) \"I... aM a G0D... I... cAnNoT bEcOmE iNfEcTeD bY sUcH a PuNy LiTtLe ViRuS...\" *he\'s gonna burst out in a scream of anger people* \"ImPoSsIbLe!!!11!!!!1!\"
\"Sucker...\"
\"Ah Vimcent, you have arrived.\"
\"Wouldn\'t want to miss this, pal.\"
\"Better than a nice sports game and good looking girls, eh?\"
\"About that.\"

Megaman/Omega (screen 6) \"OMeGa!!!1! WTFer, h4vv U d0n3 n0ww!!1!??!\"
\"That guy loves himself, doesn\'t he?\"
\"Dunno, didn\'t saw him really much lately.\"
\"I could find out...\"
\"DOn\'t... Vimmy... Just... Don\'t...\"
\"Whatever...\"

Blazen (screen 7) \"They won\'t catch me! Never! Not one virus will get me-nya!\" *eyes widen* *sees tail, paws...* \"NOOOOOOOOO-NYAAAAAAAAA!!!\"
\"Neko virus?\"
\"What does it look like?\"
\"You always have back-up plans, don\'t you?\"
\"How observant Sherlock.\"
\"It\'s Vimmy.\"
\"Just shut up, you sunuvab****.\"
\"Actually, your my only parent...\"
\"You really wanna die today?\"
\"...\"


(I won\'t appear back on deck, or any place else on S.S. Calmwaters where other members can see him and such anytime soon, so don\'t include me in your posts here -unless talking about me, that is, I\'m trying to develop this RPG like that, so it has a bit of a \'storyline\')

Blazen:*grabs a bag of bugles and eats em* Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 4. *continues to mutter those words in the bunker....he snaped and now he\'s writing Resident Evil 4 on the walls of his bunker* Hahahahah.