Blazen: I think I\'m sane again.

Juno: Ok....sinse when weren\'t you.

Blazen: I was just in sloitary confinment.

BD: You should stay there.

Blazen: Maybe I should I like it in there, Resident Evil 4 is written on the walls. *gose back inside and locks the door*

Juno: O.o Ok......Are you sure your better?

Blazen:..........

Juno:Blazen?

Blazen: Where\'s Ashley, and my guns?

Doc: Nope he\'s not ok he needs to stay in there for awhile .

Everyone else: Dang straight.

Blazen:*Jaden\'s body smashes the door of Blazen\'s room who is still staring at the wall witch says Resident Evil 4* Huh? *sees the body* Hey who dares to disturb my peace!! *flames burst from his body then he snaps again, flames dissapear and grabs a handgun and runs after Juno* Hey!!

Juno: Yes, Blazen?

Blazen: Let Ashley go, she\'s comin with me.

Juno: What the hell are you talkin about?

Blazen: Ashley the girl next to you.

Roll: My names not Ashley it\'s Roll, retard.

Blazen: Ashley, don\'t listen to him he\'s controlled you.

Juno: Blazen you crazy again drop the gun an--

Blazen: Shut up, Sandler. Let Ashley go and I won\'t shoot.

Roll: Who is this dumbass? *slaps Blazen* Don\'t you threaten Juno!!

Blazen: Ashley, listen to me your under Sandler\'s controll he jut wants power nothing more.

Juno: Blazen, I\'m getting tired of this now put the gun down and go back to you room, like a good boy.

Blazen: You can\'t controll me and I will save Ashley. *aims gun at Juno\'s head*

*we see Morph, still were he\'s supposed to be: in his hidden hideout. (of course it is hidden, or else you couldn\'t hide! BTW, Juno, WTHeck did Morph do in one of your latest posts here?! He\'s still in hiding, being a semi-genki evil-ishy assumed-nongenderorevenfemalewhilehesaguyalready dude is...)*

Morph: \"...\"

Vimmy: \"...\"

Morph: \"...\"

Vimmy: \"...\"

Morph: \"...\"

Vimmy: \"Please talk already! You\'re driving me crazy!\"

Morph: \"...\"

Vimmy: \"Okay, you\'re freaking me out now.\"

Morph: \"...\"

Vimmy: \"SAY SOMETHING GDAMMIT!!\"

???: \"Vimmy, why the heck are you talking to a statue of me?\"

Vimmy *turns around* \"Oh, THERE you are!\" *Morph sighs* \"Why do you actually even have a statue of yourself? I didn\'t know you had that kind of an ego! Come to think of, why don\'t I have a statue of my own?\"

Morph: \"Vimmy... 1. It\'s not a statue. 2. I\'m good or evil depending on my mood, not a self-centered Macho Man. And 3. Because you\'re a dork, and dorks don\'t get no statues.\"

Vimmy: \"Okay then... 1. What the hell is it? 2. You suck. 3. You\'re an even greater dork.\"

Morph: \"1. A clone of mine. 2. As do you. 3. Yup, the only thing you\'ll ever be better at is being a stupid moron.\"

Vimmy: \"I say!\"

Morph *sighs* \"Please Vimmy, not the accent, anything but the accent! I\'m in a really bad mood right now!\"

Vimmy: \"Whatever you say old chap. Cricky! It\'s almost tea time!\"

Morph: \"You DO know that British people actually never talk that way?\"

Vimmy: \"I have no bloody idea, good fellow.\"

Morph *sighs again* \"Anyway, just go and tell the Minions to prepare the clone army.\" *turns back to screen and mutters* \"I have great plans, oh yes...\"

\"We will have a small break now, we will return to you soon\"

Vimmy: \"Doesn\'t Juno know that the Main Gate thing has gone BOOM?\"

Morph: \"Obviously.\"

Vimmy: \"Your work?\"

Morph: \"Who else\'s?\"

Vimmy: \"Bastard. I got my pizzas there.\"

Morph: *wicked expression* \"Riiiiight... you\'ll still have tacos.\"

(on screen) \"TACOOOOOOOOO!!!\"

Vimmy *sweatdrops* \"How did he hear that?\"

Blazen: He\'s strong, oh well.

TAAAAACCCCCOOOOOSSSS

Blazen: That guy scares me. He\'s makin me loose my love for ta- them.*gets up* Oh well. I think I\'ll just train in this bunker like thing. It looks sturdy I can keep my tacos in here and he won\'t get them.

TAAAAAAAACCCCCCCOOOOOOSSS

Blazen:I better work fast. It sounds closer. *get all of his tacos in the bunker gose in locks the door and covers all the windows* He shouldn\'t find me or me tacos now. Muhahahahahah.

TAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCOOOOOSSSSS

Blazen: He is very close I can feel it. *gets handgun and aims with a laser sight at the door about where his head should be so if he breaks through he should have a fatal shot* There my tacos and no others.

Blazen:*the bunker shakes form the power* Jeezum. *looks outide by openin the door and the tacos fall out* He can have the tacos.

TAAAAAACCCCCOOOOOOSSSSSS

Blazen:I think he heard me. I better leave before he gets here well I want to stay in sight. I want to see both massacres. *grabs breifcase full of Blazen\'s \"toys\"* I want to see this power to, sounds like a good match. *straps briefcase to waste tightens sword on back and jumps into trees to see both shows and still be safe* May the show begin. *puts a jollyrancher in mouth to eat while he wacthes* It\'s flippen rasbarry.

*after couple of minutes, the base is almost entirely destroyed. Juno\'s really pissed, but he keeps Morph alive so he can torture him to the end of time. Except that... it isn\'t really Morph. It\'s a clone. We see the real Morph and Vimmy standing in front of a world map with hundreds of red dots on it*

Vimmy: \"These are ALL our bases?!!\"

Morph: \"Yes. They have very high security. The best of the best. With giant armies in them as well, and a clone of mine to operate it all. The base Juno destroyed was just the local McTaco.\"

\"NO-TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!\"

Vimmy: \"Seriously, I will kill that guy one day.\"

Blazen: *watches Juno destroy base after base after base* He\'s slow he is. I would\'ve gotten all of them gone by now and morph would either be dead or tired from fighting. Just hope he is done soon so I can fight him.

Juno: Die you f$#@ clones.

Blazen:He\'s fired up.

Juno: Die. die, die, die.

Blazen: Ok I\'m gonna help now so he can get done. *pulls out a sniper rifle and shoots some clones to make Juno\'s missoin over sooner* One clone two clone three little weak clones four little five little six little stoopid Morph clones and I still got a milloin to go. *keeps firein*

[Edited on 7-11-2005 by Blazen]

Blazen: *Get\'s up* Dosen\'t he know fire dosen\'t hurt me?

Juno:Hahahah.

Blazen: He\'s happy. *puts sniper away hides case* Ok now sinsce I don\'t want morph dead. I better intervine. *makes sure sword is there*

Juno:*makes an explotoin from his incredible show of strength* Your mine now.

Blazen: Hold on Morph I\'m comin to help. *takes out giant sword*

Morph: Jeezum.

Juno: Hahahahah, you shall pay for your deeds.

Blazen: *pursues Juno to help Morph and his army* Don\'t you hurt Morph, I want to see this army.

Vimmy: \"IMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIE!!!\"

Morph: \"IF YOU DON\'T SHUT UP, YOU WILL!!\"

Vimmy: \"...\"

Morph: \"Good.\"

Vimmy: \"But Juno\'s in front of the door!\"

Morph: \"He\'ll never get it open.\"

...

Juno: \"AAAARGHH!! THIS DOOR IS STRONG!!\"

...

Vimmy: \"Wow. What\'s so special about it?\"

Morph: \"It\'s a push door with a pull sign.\"

Vimmy: \"Oh. Why is Blazen helping us actually?\"

Morph: \"He thinks I owe him money. Anyway, I\'m off. I\'ll leave stuff to you. Oh, and Vimcent?\"

\"Yes.\"

\"If Juno comes here, tell him that YOU destroyed the Main Gate, since it\'s true.\"

Juno: Little pig little pigs let me in.

Vimmy: Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

Juno:GRRR AAHHH That shouldv\'e worked. *pumbles door*

Vimmy: NO HES GONNA GET THROUGH AND KILL ME!!!

Blazen: *comes through the door Juno\'s pumblein* Did he see me?

Vimmy: Guess not.

Blazen: Yeah I figured you guy would pull a trick like that. So I just went through.

Vimmy: Oh, I see. WE\'RE GONNA DIE WE\'RE GONNA DIE!!!!

Blazen: *slaps Vimmy* Get a hold of your self man. Weres Morphman? You and him owe me money!!

Vimmy: I don\'t owe you money!!

Blazen: Yes you do, punk!!

Vimmy: I don\'t owe you crap!!!

Blazen: Let\'s take this outside!!!

Vimmy: Let\'s. *walks out the door were Juno is* Oh snap. AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Blazen: *closes door locks it and barracades it* I don\'t want to ruin the fun for Juno, now.

(To people here: Juno, let\'s not make to long posts. I didn\'t do that so you guys could continue on instead of going to the point were fewer options for this \'story\' where open. Also, let\'s have basic characteristics for the individuals. I mean, in Juno\'s posts Morph\'s a scary little dork, and in Blazen\'s he looks like a lunatic with an army. So just post what you want the basic characteristics to be, alrighty?

Morph: Has the urge to be evil. Loves to simply blow stuff up. Is a really smart guy (IQ: 150+, like mine). Learns from his and other\'s mistakes. Loves to trick others with his powers, which he hides a lot, so to use them in either times of need, or to have an evil sort of fun.

Vimmy: Whatever you want. He\'s plainly a cherry-tomato-loving lunatic who loves killing and blowing shit up more than Morph.

And now back to the ship...)


*Dr. Cossack comes walking over to our \'heroes\'* \"Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: you three, all of you, will be banished.\"

Morph, Juno and Blazen: *gasp!* \"NOOOOOOO!!\"

Dr. Cossack: \"It\'s for the best. Until this thread reaches page 14, you\'re not allowed to come back.\"

*the surroundings and Dr. Cossack then fade away. Juno, Blazen and Morph come in a place in which everything gives off a slight glow, and they themselves are only half-visible*

Juno: \"Well that\'s just great. Look what you\'ve done Morph!\"

Morph: \"What?! Me?! Hello! You\'re the one who destroyed all those bases! You didn\'t even look around! They weren\'t like Wily\'s or something! Some were just orphanages!\"

Blazen: \"You bastard.\"

Juno: \"Okay, okay! Sor-ree! Sheesh, it wasn\'t that bad...\"

Morph: \"Half the world has almost blown up!\" *suspicious stare* \"Did you destroy the 13 Nuke Bases, too??!\"

Juno *sweatdropping* \"Erm... no.\"

Morph: \"I knew it! Gosh, this is gonna be a long time until we get out of here.\"

Blazen: \"The Doc said \'until this thread reaches page 14\'. What did he mean by that?\"

Juno: \"No friggin\' idea.\"

Blazen: \"Hey, where\'s Vimmy anyway?\"

Morph: \"He isn\'t really a member, so he can\'t be banned. Plus he wasn\'t the one on a friggin\' KILLING RAMPAGE THROUGH RUMANIAN ORPHANAGES!!!\"

Juno: \"Hey, I said I was sorry!\"

Blazen: \"Oh, shut up you two.\" *sighs* \"Well, we\'ll just have to make the best of it. It can\'t get any more to the worst, can it?\"

\"TACO!!\"

*a face turns pale, eyes go wide, sweatdrops run over his head* \"Oh hell.\"

(Tacoman: Wackjob. Crazy-@$$ mofo. Loves tacos. A LOT. Further on, he loves to plain annoy people and stuff tacos into his or their mouths.)

\"TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!\"

Blazen: \"HELP!!\"

\"TACOOO!!!\"

\"GET AWAY FROM ME!!\"

\"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!\"

Morph: \"He\'s gonna keep this up all day.\"

Juno: \"Let\'s see... 061-777325...\"

Morph: \"What are you doing?\"

Juno: \"Trying to call Roll. Dammit! No reach!\"

Morph: \"I know of a way to talk to Roll.\"

Juno *suspicious yet delighted* \"You do?\"

Morph: \"Yeah.\" *stands still for a while with closed eyes, concentrating*

*suddenly Roll appears*

Roll: \"Woah!\"

Juno: \"Roll!\" *runs to Roll, but passes through her* \"What the...?!\"

Roll: \"Hi Juno!\"

Juno: \"Roll? Are you really here?\" *tries to touch her, and now he can* \"Are you real?\"

Roll: \"Yes, I am.\"

Juno: \"Morph, how come you can do this?\"

Morph: \"Well... I\'d rather not tell you.\"

Roll: \"Then I will.\"

Morph: \"Oh no Roll! Don\'t!\"

Roll: \"He has the right to know!\"

Morph: \"No he doesn\'t! That\'s private!\"

Roll: \"You also know private things about us!\"

Juno: [font=Times New Roman]WHAT?!?!?![/font]

Morph: \"Easy Juno. Easy...\"

Juno: \"EASY?! YOU KNOW ABOUT... \'IT\' ALL THE TIME!!!\"

Roll: \"Well, that\'s easy to explain. You see, he\'s my twin!\"

Juno: \"Hey! There\'s Sara! Hey Sara!\" *runs to her, but like with Roll, passes through her*

Sara: \"Huh?\"

Voice from behind Sara: \"What is it, my love?\"

Sara: \"I thought I heard something.\"

Voice: \"That\'s really cliché, c\'mon, let\'s go.\" *the guy puts an arm around Sara*

*at seeing the owner of the voice, Morph gets a face like he wants to blow everything up*

\"VIMMY!!\"

Blazen: \"What the heck is Vimmy doing here?\"

Juno: \"Sara...\"

Morph *frowns* \"This is really weird.\"

Juno: \"SARA! YOU B****! DIDN\'T OUR TIME TOGETHER MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU??!!\"

Roll: \"What?!\"

Morph: \"Uh-oh. Juno\'s in trouble. Blazen, you help him.\"

Blazen; \"No way! You help! Why should I do it?\"

Morph: \"Because I don\'t want to hit my twin sister, I\'m lazy, and I have a really big blaster aimed at you.\"

Blazen: \"Dangit.\"

(Blazen: A teenage boy given \"special\" powers of fire and strength. He is a military man and loves to fight hand-to-hand, sword-to-sword, or guns. Is not very bright but has much common sence. Uses profanity a little too much.)

Blazen: Well sense this is all an illusion it should be easy.

Marph:Thats right.....how?

Juno: Don\'t be stupid we just walk through stuff.

Blazen: Exactily, but witch way?

Morph: Maybe Roll and me could go south. Juno goes north, and Blazen you go west.

Blazen: Shouldn\'t we all go in different directoins? It would be quicker.

Morph: I\'m just lookin out for my sis.

Juno: Blazen, leave him be let\'s just tick with his plan.

Blazen: Very well.

Gate:his plan my very well be the best but lets evalluate all of our options before we choose.

Blazen:.....Very well.......
(P.S.- Blazen I DONT owe you money!)

Juno: \"I have no idea. Maybe we\'ll find out if we find our bodies.\"

Morph: \"Wait a second. ForteXX/Gate, how come you\'re here? The Doc didn\'t ban you.\"

ForteXX/Gate: \"I was here the entire time!\"

Blazen: \"Have you been using drugs lately? Some have astral projecting effects on people.\"

ForteXX/Gate: \"No! I haven\'t ever touched drugs! Unless...\"

Others: \"UNLESS...\"

\"Well, that cup of tea tasted really weird.\"

Blazen: \"You drunk tea? Are you out of you\'re mind?!\"

Morph: \"Never mind about that, we have to get out of here.\"

*suddenly the place\'s colour becomes more to the colour of grey*

Blazen: \"What the heck?\"

Morph: \"I don\'t like the looks of this. Let\'s just hurry up and get back to our bodies.\"

Juno: \"Right.\"

Morph: \"I just hope there aren\'t any N00bs taking over back on the ship.\"

*FLASH!*

Ray: \"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!\"

Blazen: *shivers uncontrolably*

Juno: Whats with you?

Blazen: Somthin ain\'t right.

Gate: Yeah, a n00b is doing something.

Morph: Oh god no, Ray!!

Blazen: *eyes widen* You sure!!! Please tell me your kidding.

Juno: Yeah he\'s sure he has like this ability to feel when n00bs to somthin....wrong.

Gate: Damn it. We\'ve got to stop him!!!

Morph: Hell yes, but first things first we must get back to our bodies and then stop the n00b.

Blazen: Yes, now sense this is an illusoin can\'t we go through walls?

Morph: Maybe...only one way to find out.

*Morph walks through wall, but his appearance changes: he receives dark crimson and black gauntlets, with the same coloured boots. His clothes become more like armour, also black and dark crimson. His brown hair straightens upwards towards the skies, and turns more to black, while his eyes get a shiny kind of red-violet. His skin becomes a little more tanned, and scar-like tattoos now run over his face, below and above both his eyes.*

Blazen: \"Woah...\"

Morph: \"What happened?\"

Juno: \"Someone set you up some outfit!\"

Roll: \"You look great, brother!\"

Morph: \"Heh, thanks!\"

Roll: \"That new look makes you really cute!\"

*uber sweatdrop for all* \"Please, sis, don\'t ever call me cute like that again.\"

Juno: \"Yeah, I\'m the only one that\'s cute here!\" (May I inform Juno that his RPG-characteristics are yet to be posted?)

Roll: *smiling* \"Sure is...\"

Blazen: \"Ewww... somebody get these two outta here.\"

Morph: \"Anyway, let\'s split up. It isn\'t really known where the S.S. Calmwaters currently lies. We must try any place possible.\"

Juno: \"This is gonna be a wild adventure.\"

Blazen: \"Oh baby.\"

Morph: \"Okay, me and Roll go south. Juno north, Blazen west, and Gate... Gate?\"

*Gate has suddenly disappeared*

Blazen: \"So it WAS a drug...\"

Morph: \"Well just step through the wall for these... power-ups... then we can go back and save the world from Ray.\"

All: \"ALRIGHT!!\"

*At a different place on the S.S. Calmwaters*

Ray: I love it when those nitwits aren\'t around. heh what a losers

???: don\'t say that too loud

Ray: What the..!? Morph?!

???: No, i\'m Santa and you\'re not getting any presents anymore... OFCOURSE I\'M MORPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray: i thought i got rid of you?!

Morph: maybe, but now i\'m back and stronger than ever.

Ray: that\'s a very old line.

Morph: Maybe, but this time i\'m not alone.

*all other enter the room*

Ray: Well i\'ve come prepared too. dancing bananas ATTACK

Morph: Team, ATTACK

some random guy: FOODFIGHT

all: SHUT UP

Ray: \"Prepare to be killed!\"

\"BANANA SUICIDE!\"

*big booms and flashy lights*

*the team is gone*

Ray (surprised) \"That was easy...\"

...

Morph: \"Alright. So now we are walking through an endless wasteland with dozens of weird creatures and stuff, trying to find our own bodies, while a Uber N00b is wreaking havoc at home.\" *sihgs* \"Just great.\"

Roll: \"Don\'t worry, they\'ll be fine. By the way, this outfit is great.\"

*Roll was wearing a long marine blue Japanese-like style dress and two half-long blades were on her back, which had all sorts of rare stones embedded in their sheaths, and she wore sleek green boots and gloves, whilst thin green and blue lines ran over her cheeks*

Morph: \"Let\'s hope the others have more luck than us.\"

...

Blazen: \"Ashley? Is that you?\"

...

Juno: \"My my. I could certainly use a good drink or something that keep my spirits up. Why did Roll have to go with Morph?\"

...

\"Taco?\"

[Edited on 6-11-2005 by Morphman]