\"...\"

\"...\"

\"...\"

\"...\"

\"...\"

\"When will you finally continue on with your part of the RPG, D?\"

D.: \"Not now Vimmy, I have to learn my Chemicx exam for Monday.\"

Vimmy: \"Aww, c\'mon! It\'s not that hard! Just a minute?\"

\"NO!\"

\"Pweeeaaasse??\"

*sigh* \"Well... okay then...\"

\"YAY!\"

(NOTE: This is not part of the actual RPG, this is reality, so no-one, NO-ONE will EVER be ALLOWED to USE THIS.)

...

(I\'m serious)

...

???: \"Juno! Wait! It\'s me!\"

Juno: \"Roll?\"

Roll: \"Juno!\"

\"Roll!\"

\"We now interrupt this episode of S.S. CALMWATERS: A SHIP OF EXTREMES due to cheesy, disgusting re-uniting moments...\"

Juno: \"So Roll, you... have a giant robot with you... and where is Morph?\"

Roll: \"Well... Morph... Juno, he...\"

\"He?\"

\"He\'s... oh, Juno! It\'s horrible! He...\"

Juno looks a bit frightened: \"Dead?\"

Roll simply starts crying, unable to talk further.

Gate: \"Oh my...\"

*Blazen suddenly comes through the trees* \"Hey! Hello, Roll! Where\'s Morph?\"

*Even more weeping*

\"Did I say something wrong?\"

Juno: \"Blazen! Are you really that tactless?!\"

Blazen: \"Something wrong?\"

\"Isn\'t it obvious?! Morph\'s dead!\"

\"Well that\'s... crap.\"

*Roll stops* \"Ow well... let\'s just...\" *whipes away tears* \"Just go and\" *suddenly very fierce* \"BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA THAT RAY GUY!!!\"

*Juno, Gate and Blazen look VERY scared now* \"Whooooooooooooooooooooooly shit...\"

Blazen: Finally we can get this over with.

Juno: Roll you and the robot lead the way.

Roll:You got it, we\'ll kick his ass in honor of Morph!!! *tears of joy and sadness began to fill up Roll\'s eyes*

Blazen: Thats right, we shall end his suffering.

Juno: For Morphman!!

All: For Morphman!!!

*they all charged for the greatest battle of there time*

*a bloody murder scream rings throught the air*

Blazen: Ahhh. What a nice sound isn\'t it Roll? Roll?

Roll: *sits on the ground with tears still in her eyes*

Blazen: *sits down next to her* Roll, I know it\'s hard I understand, but you shouldn\'t just sit and mop, I miss the guy to but he\'s gone now and there is nothin we can do.

Roll: Shut up, Blazen!! Just shut up!! *gets up and walks away a little and sitsa down glaring at Blazen*

Blazen: I should\'ve known she was gonna do that oh well. Better get some food. *walks toward the woods for some apples in trees* Hope she\'ll be fine in the end.

*Blazen returns with some apples and throws one at Roll*

Blazen: You hungry?

Roll:......*takes a bite*

Blazen: Hmph.....*sits down and eats his apple* If you want more I\'ll get more.

Roll:........

Blazen: Ok, you enjoy tell me if ya need anythin. *gose to sleep*

Roll: \"Blazen is asleep. Well, I\'m not going to sit around just like that!\" *pulls needle* \"I\'m sorry Blazen, but to save everyone, and you don\'t seem to care right now, I\'ll borrow your powers of fire.\" *puts needle in Blazen\'s arm, very gently, miraculously not waking him up* \"Goodbye Blazen.\" *she now walks off*

...

*We now go see to of our other main characters, who are, apparantly, in some sort of battle*

Ray: \"Well, Juno, I still have some tricks up my sleeve. AND some helpers! BD!\"

*BD shows up* \"Hi Juno!\"

Juno: \"BD! You did not join Ray?!\"

\"I did! Apparently...\"

\"I can\'t believe it!\"

Ray: \"You better! BD, do your stuff! I\'m off planning something evil I don\'t know of yet.\" *leaves*

BD: \"Sorry Juno. KAGE COMBO HENGE MANE WONDER TWIN BANANA-FANA BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!\" *turns into a banana*

Juno: *sweatdrops*

...

*And now we return to Blazen, who has just woken up and now discovers his powers are lost*

Blazen: \"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!\"

*we will leave him now, to return later*

...

*We now see Roll coming after Ray on the deck of the ship*

Roll: \"RAY! You\'re time has come!\"

Ray: \"Ahh, Roll. Where\'s Morph? He must be close... Bananas! Spread out!\"

Roll: \"Morph\'s not around any more! Thanks to you!\"

\"What?!\"

\"You heard me! Now...\" *giant robot-like Ride Armor comes through the deck and Roll climbs in*

\"Meow!\"

\"Thanks Nya-kun!\"

\"Meow!\" said the black cat, who had white socks (not the clothes, it\'s a term that the animal reffered to has white feet) and emerald green eyes.

\"Now Ray! You\'re finished!\"

\"I beg to differ! Bananas!\"

[Edited on 12-11-2005 by Morphman]

(No godmodding people, everybody should have one gaping weakness. First rule in creations with weapons of mass destruction. Especially with evil ones. Which means all of them.)

*A Mod. who will go unnamed shows up*

Mod *speaking into com* \"Doc. we have a godmodding, killer-freak on the loose. His name is Juno.\"

\"Hmm... you have permission to throw him into The Room.\"

\"As you wish.\"

*suddenly a purplish pink aura surrounds Juno, and he gets teleported into The Room. It\'s a place where nothing and noone can teleport out of, and it has no walls, so it is indestructable, which Juno soon found out. Only the Doc is able to control stuff there. As well as other Admins of their own boards, so Juno wasn\'t alone...*

...

Roll *to herself* \"Juno, you ass! Did you not see that Ray had given himself Mett armour, a perfect copy of your very own buster, and many many more?\"

...

Ray: \"Heh. I won\'t be defeated so easily!\"

\"PIEW-iieww-aweeww...\"

\"WTF?\"

\"To bad for you Ray.\"

Ray turned around slowly. There stood a small figure behind him, probably 4 feet and a half. It was human-like, but it\'s skin was covered in a thin layer of black fur, except for the hands, which were covered in white fur. Cat ears stood on top of its head, and it was dressed in a dark yellow sweater with a hood and a large pocket at the front. It wore dark green pants and its feet were bare, with white fur covering them. Emerald green cat eyes stared at the Banana Lord.

\"Hey... you look fimiliar...\"

\"If you mean you saw me before: Yes, just ago, when Roll was still here. But now...\" *He dashed at Ray and slashed across one\'s face with his right claws*

\"...your reign will end.\"

\"We\'ll see about that. Nya-kun...\"

*Blazen paces around the area yelling profanity about Roll takin his fire powers*

Blazen: Those were my favorite flippen powers. Oh well atleast she didn\'t take my strength. Well now that she is gone I can have some fun. *runs to the ship witch for ome reason still has those banana things there* Juno, I though you would\'ve gottne them all by now. Oh well just another annoyance. *the bananas attack* Alright you wanna fight let\'s go. *blocks one and kicks it into another and this seems to keep on goin one attacks Blazen blocks and counters as he stands in one place* Try somthin new why don\'t ya? *finally the last of them attack all at once Blazen jumps above them and crashes into the ground like a meteor and crushes them all leavin a small crater* Heheheheheh. If only I had my fire powers and it would have been quicker.

???: \"Juno, you friggin\' godmodder, BE GONE!!\"

Juno: \"...\" *looks around* \"AAARGHH!! I\'m in this room AGAIN!\"

\"And this time, you don\'t need to worry about using Eden. Roll is now in right in front of it as you can see on this screen...\" *shows screen*

Juno: \"God I hate you...\"

\"Trust me, I know.\"

\"What do I need to do to get out of here?\"

\"Understand that there will always be one more powerful than you.\"

\"I\'m the most powerful!\"

\"Or are you?\"

\"...\"

\"MegaMan Vollnut has beaten you a couple of times already, so it should be easy. Realise your weaknesses, and know that exposure to some certain person might turn into your advantage and make you able to win.\"

\"What do you mean?\"

\"When the time comes, Juno, you will know, trust me...\"

...

Blazen: \"Well that\'s nice. I\'m now on my own, with just my strength and this buster to rely on. Just great.\"

...

Nya-kun: \"Now Ray, brace yourself... you will experience one of my great Neko Powers...\"

Nya-kun: \"Felix Novem!\" *Nya-kun starting glowing with a faint silvery light, then split up in nine different versions of himself*

Ray: \"What?! That\'s astonshing...\"

\"I have split up with the power of the Felix Novem, or Nine Cats.\" spoke the nine Nya-kuns. \"We all have different powers. Fire, ice, water, electricity, earth, nature, wind, darkness and light. Though all of us have just one tenth of the original Nya-kuns power. Now, Ray, you will suffer!\" *all nine surround Ray*

*Blazen ran up the deck and hid behind a wall watching the two fight*

Blazen: What the hell are those cat like things? I hope there strong enough to fight Ray.*he readied himself just incase he had to step in.* I don\'t need this anymore. *takes off the buster* Ok Ray your next to go on my list. Heheheheh.

\"...\"

...

\"...\"

...

\"So what do I need to learn exactly again?\"

\"Sigh... in order to win, you need to realise your weaknesses. You need to expose them to your enemy for a diversion, for you aren\'t destined to defeat this insane and wicked form of, what you might call, \'evil\'.\"

\"Right. May I go now, sensei?\"

\"Not yet.\"

...

Ray: \"So you expect me to beat me this way? Haha! No worry for me! Each time you destroyed one of my bananas, they split in two and came back to life!\"

*Nya-kuns, as well as Blazen, who was still hiding, now saw the massive army of bananas on the deck, flying in the air all around the ship, and lying in the water or in smaller boats.*

Blazen *whispering* \"Ho-ly frig-gin\' shit... I\'m not going to take care of this. Let\'s see how those catmen handle this...\"

Nya-kun Fire *a blazing red cat-like humanoid whose fur consisted of flame* \"No worry. NEKO PHLAMINATOR!!\" *a giant pile of flame shot out of his palm and killed quite an amount of bananas*

Nya-kun Ice *whose fur was an icy white-blue and was spiky as it was frozen* \"FROST ARC!\" *A circle of ice formed in midair and surround some bananas, then started spinning, and the bananas froze. When the attack stopped, the ice \'exploded\' and the bananas were gone.*

Nya-kun Water *whose fur was aqua-blue and instead of pointing upwards like the other two already mentioned, his fur hung down and had a few green stripes running through* \"AQUA ROARER!\" *A blue blast shot out of his mouth, shaped like a lions head, and it killed some bananas upon impact*

Nya-kun Elec *had lightning-shaped spiked fur, which was yellow and white* \"BLITZ RYUU!\" *he was surrounded by a yellow, lightning dragon-shape and lunged at another group of bananas, who were electrocuted as he passed*

Nya-kun Earth *he had some rockey brown spikes on his head, and his fur was brown* \"STALAGMITE QUAKE!\" *as the ship started shaking heavily, some large stone spikes rose up from the bottom of the sea, sending another bunch of bananas to the afterlife*

Nya-kun Nature *who had fur like if it consisted of plants, because it\'s long strings of hair hung down, wrapped around his limbs, and was green* \"MATER GAIA!\" *suddenly several bananas found themselves wrapped by plants, with such force, the edible parts of them splat out of them, and onto their master...*

Ray: \"Ewww... banana insides... yummy...\"

Nya-kun Wind *whose fur just went any way it could and was light grey and dirty ivory white* \"HYPER GALE!\" *large, blade-shaped gales of wind slashed through a large amount of bananas who were flying in the air*

Nya-kun Light and Dark *the first seemed to shine with a faint golden and silvery light whilst his fur was just coloured yellow and light grey* *the latter having his fur a raven black-blue, which shone also faintly and pointed backwards* \"YIN-YANG YO-YOS!\" *large round objects, consisting of dark and light energy hit a large amount of the remaining bananas*

Ray: \"Heh, they will just...\"

\"Oh no they won\'t.\"

Ray: \"What?! The bananas aren\'t regenerating?!\"

Nya-kun *reverts back to normal self, just one* \"Of course, I pulled the plug outta your Gameshark!\"

Ray *Large punctation mark appearing over head, then a red mark at the corner of his face, indicating rage* \"Rrr... You bastard! I hate you!\"

\"Trust me, I know.\"

[Edited on 12-11-2005 by Morphman]

*Blazen watched in awe at the creatures as they showed their awesome power*

Blazen:*whispers* And thats only a tenth of it\'s power. It may pose a threat to my plans. Heheheh. Oh well atleast Ray will be taken care of he was such a pest. Let\'s just hope no more bananas aswell there just annoying. Heheheheh. Now let\'s see some more power so I know what I\'m up against.

Ray: \"So, you took out my cheating powers and that was one tenth of your power?\"

\"Well actually, with the Felix Novem, my special attacks become twice as strong, only all my other battle statistics are one tenth for each.\"

\"So, if I were able to take away those \'Special Attacks\' of yours, in your so-called \'Felks Noffim\'\"

\"Felix Novem\"

\"Whatever, then you\'d be pretty much helpless?!\"

\"Kinda. But there isn\'t really a way to do so. And my reflexes are thrice as good as those of the greatest humans. Plus my agility and speed is really to say \'incredible\'. My defense and attack on the other hand aren\'t really to say that about. I usually just slash and smash and bite and dash and tackle away on people.\"

...

*We see Blazen very busy scribbling this all onto little yellow Post-Its* \"heh heh heh\"

*Blazen has made three pages of the info given by the creature*

Blazen: Sweeeet. I gots me some info to help me on my plans, and now I defently know this creature is a threat. Better watch him carefully.

Nya-kun: \"Ray, your end will come a day soon to be. But now I must be off, for this is not the day I was speaking of. However, I suggest you start making things ready for that day, and think about what you really want and what your goals are. Until then, I say to you a goodbye and sayonara.\"

*Nya-kun leaves*

Ray: \"Well that was decidedly odd.\" *gets wicked look* \"Did I just use smart-talk?\"

...

Blazen: \"Oh yes, I have great plans, oh yessss... precioussss...\"

Blazen: OK the time has come I can\'t waite any longer. *takes out a knife and throws it pinning the creature to the ground*

Nya-Kun: Ahh what the?

Ray: Good job my bana-- Blazen?!

Blazen: Heheheheh. Now to get rid of these two rats. Then the next two. Heheheh. *punches Ray in the stomache*

Ray:Ahhh!! *falls*

Blazen: Heheheheh. *uses and attack he learned over the years witch is and energy one a green orb appears in Blazen\'s hand he fires it and Ray has a hole in his weakened stomache* Heheheh. Next.

Blazen: \"Well then, Cat Boy, you\'re going to die, any last wishes?\"

Nya-kun: \"Well, I have an incredible ache right now just underneath my belly..\"

\"Any OTHER last wishes?!\"

\"That you\'d just shut up already and leave me alone, because my business is not with you?!\"

\"Do you honestly wanna die RIGHT NOW?!!\"

\"Dude, I\'m a friggin\' CAT! I have NINE LIVES.\"

\"Yeah, so.\"

\"I am your father.\"

\"Oh god! I almost killed my dad!\"

\"Yeah son, it\'s true.\"

\"Wait a second, my dad is not a cat!\"

\"That is what the Matrix wants you to believe.\"

\"No! They are messing with my mind agai-- wait a second. The Matrix? We\'re on the S.S. Calmwaters!\"

\"That is what the Matrix wants you to believe.\"

\"Will you stop that?!\"

\"I will. But I\'d like to know one thing. Why do you, the enemy of my enemy, supposedly a friend, wants me dead?\"

Blazen: Heheheh. It\'s not just you my friend it\'s all who have the potental of becomeing stronger than me. I am the strongest and will remain that way.

Nya-Kun: So you just want to be the strongest. Then why don\'t you just train.

Blazen: Beacuse, there is no training on this earth that could compete with a god.

Nya-Kun: A god? Your no god!!

Blazen: I was but I still have all those powers except the one that bitch stole. She\'s next on my list.

Nya-Kun: So dose that mean you killed Morphman?

Blazen: No that was none of my doing, I was quite relived when I heard of his death. One less rat to take care of.

Nya-Kun: Do you really know what your doing?! Youv\'e gone insane!!

Blazen: Maybe maybe not. Nonetheless I will not let you nor Roll not even Juno live. I am the strongest in the universe!! Ahh. *fires another more powerfull attack at the creature*

Blazen: \"Ahh... now I\'ve taken care of that, let\'s go kill that one bitch.\"

...

Roll: \"Well this is just great. GREAT! YOU HEAR ME?!\"

\"I hear you.\"

\"Blazen! Thank god! Sorry I took your powers, but when I arrived to help in the fight against Ray, Juno just teleported me here!\"

\"I don\'t friggin\' care you b****! Just gimme my powers back and then I\'ll kill you!\"

...

???: \"You are ready. But your enemy is different from who you thought it to be.\"

???: \"Who is it?\"

???: \"It\'s Blazen.\"

\"Blazen! But he\'s a friend!\"

\"So was Ray. Blazen is about to kill Roll.\"

\"I\'ll kill that bastard.\"

\"Good. You\'re now released from The Room...\"

*Blazen grabs Roll by the throat with both hands choking her*

Blazen:Heheheheh. Now give me my powers and you\'ll live.

Roll: Ok ok!! Just let me go please. *gives the powers back* Now just go away!!!

Blazen: Hmmm.....no your dead. *starts choking her again* Heheheheh. *the door blows open*

Juno: Let her go now, Blazen!!!!:madgo:

Blazen: Heheheh. As you wish. *throws her into the wall* I thank you for coming ,Juno. I thought I\'d have to hunt you down.

Juno: I\'m right here and I\'m going to kill you!!

Blazen: Hahahah. I am more powerful than you, Juno. I\'ve never really shown it beacuse I didn\'t want you to know I was stronger than you until now.

Juno: No your gonna die. I\'ll kill you even if it kills me you bastard!!!

Blazen: Very well let us begin. Show me how well you match up to the strongest god of all time. Heheheheheheh.

[Edited on 12-11-2005 by Blazen]

\"Oh no that won\'t happen.\"

Blazen; \"Huh?\"

\"Felix Novem Neo!\"

*Blazen finds himself surrounded by nine Nya-kuns*

Blazen: \"Well hello to you to. Wait. Weren\'t you dead?\"

\"Dude, I\'m cat-like.\"

\"Yeah, so you have nine lives. But wouldn\'t that mean that there would be just eight of you just now?\"

\"No. Because I plugged Ray\'s Gameshark into myself.\"

\"Crap.\"

\"You can say that again.\"

\"Crap.\"

???: \"And he\'s not alone.\"

\"BANANA STRIKE!\" *Blazen gets hit by volley of bananas*

Blazen: \"GAH! Ray!\"

Ray: \"Yup.\"

\"Weren\'t you dead too?\"

\"Do I have to answer that?\"

\"No.\"

Juno: \"Now Blazen. You\'re outnumbered.\"

Blazen: \"Oh no. I\'m still stronger than you, and these Cat Boys are really weak now.\" *shoots at one of them, who evades it with ease*

Nya-kuns: \"May we say that with an upgrade we received recently the Felix Novem got a stronger version called the Felix Novem Neo, which makes us keep the statistics of our original but still make our special attacks stronger, and even thrice instead of twice this time?!\"

Blazen; \"Too. Much. Information...\"

\"Baka-nya.\"

Blazen: So your stonger than before that dosen\'t mean I can\'t beat you.

Ray: We can do it we\'ve combined forces there\'s no way you can win.

Juno: Thats right with us being even more powerful than before you can\'t win.

Nya-Kun: You can\'t even hit us.

Blazen: You make some good points, but I have comrades aswell. You see in all the years I\'ve trained and fought I\'ve learned many fighting styles and moves. I\'ve mastered most of them. So heres a sample. Shadow Clone Jutsu!!! *two more Blazens appeared*

Juno: Oh snap. Waite your still out numbered. We can still beat ya.

Blazen: I may still be outnumbered but now I have three times the fighing power. My energy dosen\'t split. We all have our own wills and strength. It\'s like I have three lives.

Nya-Kun: Hey, waite thats really bad is\'nt it.

Ray: Yeah now we have to beat three Blazen\'s.

Juno: One for each of us.

Blazen 1: Yup and even with your so called gameshark you can\'t beat us.

Blazen 2: They don\'t even have that. *has the gamshark and destroys it*

Blazen 1: Very good looks like I do have some smarts in me.

Blazen 3: Enough talk let\'s get this done.
*all three take out thier largew sowrds and charge at there opponent Blazen1 at Juno, Blazen 2 at Nya-Kun, and Blazen 3 at Ray and his banana army*

Nya-kuns: \"Sorry Blazen. Anti-Jutsu!\"

*the two Blazen clones disappear*

Blazen: \"Well shit.\"

Nya-kun: \"Blazen, tell me, all you desire is becoming stronger, right?\"

Blazen: \"Yes.\"

\"Do you really need to destroy anything and kill anybody to come that far and prove yourself?\"

\"Yeah!\"

\"No. You don\'t need to. Morphman once acted evil with his n00b virus and all his clone armies, but he did it because he saw Juno\'s Eden as a threat. When you three were banned Ray tried to take over with his banana army, but now he has turned for the better again, simply because he saw that reigning over the ship wasn\'t everything, there were better things to do. Now you have turned \'evil\', just to be stronger...\"

Ray: \"Man that guy can rant.\"

Juno: \"You have no idea.\"

\"...but isn\'t easier for you to get stronger, or even the strongest when you keep everybody alive, so that you can fight anytime you\'d want to, and still be able to get back for a rematch? You\'ll rise in power a lot faster that way.\"

Blazen: \"...ooooo-kay...\"

Blazen: Well Nya-Kun. *claps* Bravo for a that speech but now you are no more.

Nya-Kun: Wha--*falls to the ground and behind him is Blazen witch put his large sword through his chest*

Juno: Jeezum, didn\'t any of that sink in?

Blazen:No, and you know why Mr. Juno, beacause I don\'t belive in anything he said. Now to show you how painful it was for this creature.

Juno: No, were not going down like this and you don\'t need to either, Blazen!!

Blazen: Don\'t try that friendship shit on me. It won\'t work friends are nothing but people who hold you back. The comrades you need are the ones covering your back. I\'m sure Nya could agree he needed someone to cover his back.

Ray: Juno, we have to take him down it\'s either him or us let\'s just get this over with.Bananas attack.

Blazen: Heheheheh. *cuts them all in half destroying them*

Juno: *fires blasters at Blazen*

Blazen: *grunts in pain as they hit* Your dead now fool. *jump slashes Juno*

Juno: *dodges and counters*

Blazen: *blocks and backs a little off* Not bad.

[Edited on 13-11-2005 by Blazen]

???: \"Blazen...\"

Blazen: \"Wha?\"

\"Blazen...\"

Ray: \"I recognize that name...\"

Juno: \"Morph!\"

*a faint image of Morphman shows up*

Morph: \"Blazen.\"

Blazen: \"Morph. Decided to join in the slaughter? How nice of you.\" *slashes at Morph, but the sword hits only air* \"Wha?!\"

Morph: \"I\'m only a spirit Blazen. I don\'t know what the real cause was for you to eventually snap, but Roll borrowing your powers made it final. Was it my absence? The absence of one thinking equal like you?\"

Blazen: \"That could be... what\'s it to you?\"

\"Trust me, I know what it is to be evil. It\'s like if a fire is burning your insides at all time.\"

\"I\'m a fire god.\"

\"Then it is water in your case. However, an immense amount of pain runs through your body, spirits of past evil-doers haunt you... you lose at least half your brain, half your heart, and half your soul...\"

Blazen: \"How touching.\"

\"Just listen now! Just listen to yourself! Listen! What would Ashley say about this, huh? What would she say?\"