Blazen: Hahahahah. Ashley? Hahahahah. Didn\'t you know she dosen\'t exist I was crazy in different way.

Morph: What? So you were..

Blazen: Insane. You can\'t find any way to change my mind, these guys are as dead as you.

Juno, Ray, and Bananas: *ready themselves and gulp*

Morph: No there has to be somthing.

*Gate Mysteriously Teleports out of nowhere*

Gate:Morph....forget it its too late for him...BLAZEN!!! your fight is with me now!!

Blazen:fine....let it begin....old friend....*charges at Gate*

*Gate dodges the attack, then quickly attacks back with his cannon*

Blazen: Hahahah *reflects the shots back at him*

Gate: *dogdes them and tried a charged shot*

Blazen: Hmm. *blocks it with his gigantic sowrd and through the smoke rushes out and cuts Gate chest armor*

Gate: *grunts in pain* He\'s strong and fast.

\"And now for something completely different...\"

\"Dad, isn\'t there any way we can help them?\"

\"Of course, my son, but I\'d like to see how they solve this.\"

\"Nya-haaa...\"

\"Ahh, Nya-kun, you are here.\"

\"Duh, I\'m dead.\"

\"Alright then, shall we send you back again now?\"

\"No, don\'t. Blazen can overcome his madness. He can. I believe in him.\"

\"He\'s not in control, is he Dad?\"

\"No Son, he is not. The FMA has him in his might.\"

Nya-kun: \"FMA? The Full Metal Alchemist?\"

\"No, the First Mighty Angel.\"

\"Oh.\"

...

Blazen: \"ALL OF YOU, JUST DIE ALREADY!\"

Gate:*a while into the battle*jeez....will this guy ever let up...its like he has infinate energy....

Blazen:AHHH!!!!*hits Gate with his fist Gate thenhits him with his cannon again*

Gate:I may have just found out how to beat this son of a bitch....

Blazen: *calms down* Ok let\'s see here who\'s first? Juno, Ray, or Gate.........Ray!!! Comon down!! Hahahah. *chrages at Ray planning to take him out with one slash*

Gate: Your fight is with me!! *tackles Blazen*

Ray: Ahh that was close. Get him Gate!!

Blazen: Deluded fool. *stabs his sword down trying to get him in the back*

Juno: *blasts the sword out of Blazen\'s hands and then shoots Blazen*

Blazen: *is hit* I won\'t be deafeted that easy. *jumps up and chrashes onto Juno like a small meteor*

Juno: *is knocked out*

Ray: Juno!! *punches Blazen\'s face*

Blazen: *feels his face* Heheheheheheh. Your doing better.

\"Okay now. This will make Blazen come to his senses.\"

\"What is it Doc?\"

\"Clones.\"

\"Clones?\"

\"Clones.\"

\"From who?\"

\"Blazen.\"

\"Are you crazy!\"

\"On the contrary, these are clones from all of his part stages of life. When he was 3, at the age of 6, 8, 10...\"

\"Why?\"

\"Because I think they might get Blazen back to his senses.\"

Gate:*grunts in pain* dammit......hes too strong.......but there is still hope.......

*Gate then lets out a big terrible sream and while white light is constantly surrounding him he transforms...*

Gate:*now completely covered in gold and with a silver mouth plate covering his mouth*...This is the end...

Blazen:wha.....what is that?!Grr..oh well AHH!!!*charges at Gate*

Gate:persistant bastard.....*stops Blazens attack with his left hand*

Blazen:what? how could you......

Gate:goodbye...old friend...AHHHH!!!!*quickly changes his right arm in to a sword and stabs Blazen in the heart*

Blazen: Keep this up and I\'ll have fun.

Gate: WHat the hell?

Ray&Juno: Holy shit!!!

Ray: How did he survive

Juno: I don\'t know

Blazen: Heheheheheh. I am a god. *kicks Gate away*

Gate: Ahh.

Blazen:*breaks off into a run for his sword*

Ray: Bananas get his sword!!

Blazen: Not today. *kills the bananas who are trying to get his sowrd and gets the sword* Now where was I?

[Edited on 13-11-2005 by Blazen]

[Edited on 13-11-2005 by Blazen]

Gate:Dammit!!*uses his left arm to destroy Blazen\'s sword*lets see...if fighting wont stop him than lets get him back....Blazen....what ever happened to my old friend?We had so many good adventures cant you remember them?Please Blazen come back...I dont wish to kill you....I knew that would not kill you and also that not alot of things can but I know what can...

*Blazen looks like he was hit by something as if he was comeing back*

Gate: Blazen you back buddy?

Blazen:........

Gate: Blazen?

Blazen: Heheheheh. Hahahahah.

Juno: I don\'t think that worked.

Blazen: Thank you Juno for pointing that out. You all have been amusing but, not anymore.

Ray: Oh damn.

Blazen: *readies a large fireball and fires it at Ray* Your first like I said.

Ray: Nooo!! *jumps out of the way*

Juno: *take this time to fully charge his buster and fire it at Blazen* Take this!!

Blazen: Hmm? *is hit* Ahh!! Grrr. *cough*

Juno: Yeah!! That did somethin!!

Blazen: Nah I just love follin with ya.

Gate: Damn it all!!

Blazen: Gate, you destroyed my good sword now you shall pay for that. *runs and roundhouse kicks him*

Gate: *ducks and dose an uppercut as a counter*

Blazen: *grabs the fist before it hits* C\'mon Gate your better than this. *punches him in the face*

Gate: Ahh! *as he falls shoots Blazen*

Blazen: *grunts in pain a little* Clever.

Gate:dont make me kill you i really dont want to.....please come back to your sences please......

Juno:I still dont think this will work...

Gate:*speaks to Juno*I still want to try

Blazen: I sugest you give up on that and just fight me.

Ray: Sounds like a plan to me!! Bananas attack.

Blazen:*destroys the bananaas* Heheheheh. *attacks Ray*

Ray: Ahh!! *blocks and counters*

Blazen: *is hit and backflips bringing his foot out enough to hit Ray sending him into the air* I end your suffering. *flies up and fires a blast right through Ray killing him* Two down three ta go.

Juno: Ahh Ray!!

Gate: Blazen, nooo!!

Gate:DAMMIT!!!!I have had enough!!!!Die!!!*throws energy ball at Blazen*

Blazen:GRAHHHH!!!!!!!

Gate:...Juno...I dont need help...I can do this on my own I dont want anyone else to die...send back who ever you called....

Juno:....wha..what? I cant!

Gate: I SAID NOW!!!

Juno:...ok

Blazen: Let him come all the more to kill, but to make this more interseting how about I get stronger?

Gate&Juno: Stronger!!!??

Blazen: *he begins to charge his energy and soon his hair turns a dark blue and his clothes go more to a blue shade* This called blue fire form. Now it\'s time to take you out all three of ya? Heheheheheh.

Gate: I really did not want to do this Blazen but here it goes.....

*Gate suddently got tons bigger and looked completely different. he now has all the different attributes of the Final bosses in mmbn1,2,3,and 5*

Gate:* in a creepy voice*you shall die....
*swipes his big arms and creates 2 purple like sonicbooms that hit Blazen*

Blazen:*goes back to regular mode*wha..what have you done.....


Gate:It is over...

Blazen: AHHHHH!!!!!! *falls onto the ground* How could this be I\'m a god.

Gate: I\'m sorry.

Blazen: Heheheh. I\'m proud of you Gate.

Gate: Proud?

Blazen: Yes, you truly have grown strong. I thank you, you stopped me. Funny how now I see the light. You stoped me before I killed more inoccent. Thank yo--*falls down dead*

Gate: Goodbye, Blazen. I knew ye well.

(I see that Juno has not seen that it has already been solved, so I\'ve got a solution for that: CLONES!!)

Blazen: \"No stop! I\'m not your enemy!\"

Saikou: \"Yeah right.\" *charges up an energy beam*

Gate: \"No Juno! He\'s right! Look at him! He\'s not as tall as the real Blazen is!\"

Saikou: \"I don\'t care, I want to kill somebody.\" *shoots, then reverses back to Kouken and Juno*

Juno: \"That\'ll take him down.\"

\"Juno!\"

\"Huh?\"

Morph Spirit: \"Juno, Gate was right. That wasn\'t the real Blazen. That was a clone.\"

\"A clone?\"

\"Yes. Cossack created a non-evil Blazen clone to stop him, but he arrived just too late. Gate already defeated the real Blazen.\"

\"No! I did!\"

\"No, Gate did. You were too enraged to see, or even care.\"

\"I... I...\"

\"Goodbye Juno, my time to spend with you guys as Spirit has now ended. May we meet again someday...\" *slowly vanishes*

Gate: \"Goodbye... Morph...\"

Juno: \"Yeah... Goodbye...\"

*sigh*

Juno: \"Well, I guess that was it. Ray, Blazen and Morph are dead, and so are those cat things.\"

Gate: \"Just let it rest, Juno, let\'s go home.\"

\"Yeah, there is nothing else for us here to do.\"

???: *coughcough* \"JUNO!!\"

Juno: \"Holy... ROLL!\"

Roll: \"HOW COULD YOU?!! HOW COULD YOU SEND ME AWAY JUST LIKE THAT?!!\"

Juno, in a small, no, tiny voice: \"I... I can explain...\"

Gate: \"I bet you can. I\'m outta here!\"

Juno: \"Come back you traitor!\"

Roll: \"Juno...\"

Juno: *gulp!*

[Edited on 13-11-2005 by Morphman]

BD: *runs into city* *sees glob* Oh, boy this could be a long night. *pulls out Kunai knife* Nah not big enough, *pulls out Gunblade* This should work, Huyahh!
Glob: I Have superior intellect.
BD: And I can whip you ass
Glob: *swallows BD*
BD:*inside glob* F*ck

*We now return to your favourite show: S.S. Calmwaters: A ship of extremes!*

Narrator: \"In the last couple of episodes, you could see that first Morph turned evil, and according to what Juno said, it was to protect others from harm done by other evil: Eden, a weapon that could supposedly only be used by Juno, and… some other guy I forgot the name of.
Anyway, when Morph then had turned good again, he, Blazen and Juno got banished from the ship and had to find their way back. They then met Roll, and we found out she and Morph were twins! This didn\'t make Juno\'s mood any better, since he and Roll had a relationship. They split up to find a way, but eventually, they stumbled in on eachother again.
When they parted again, we found Blazen in trouble with some villagers, and he also encountered a rival from the past. Juno met another one of his kind, who had named himself Kouken, and Morph and Roll ended up in the Ever-Changing Temple, where, supposedly, and later confirmed, Morph died.
Later on, the crew found themselves again, and they went to oppose a new evil. Because whilst that all was going on, Ray had now become the so-called N00b Lord Of Evil, Dancing Bananas, and was taking over the place. And, strangely enough, the so-called \'N00b Hunter\' Black Dranzer, BD for short, had sided with him in exchange for loads of games and the position of \'One and Only N00b Hunter\'.
We then found ourselves back with our \'heroes\' Roll and Blazen, whom Juno had commanded to stay behind. Juno encountered BD, who then instantly transformed into a -normal- banana. When he came across Ray, Roll suddenly popped up with a giant robot at her disposal and she had also \'borrowed\' Blazen\'s \'devine\' powers of fire. Juno didn\'t want her to get hurt, so he teleported her to the Main Gate, Juno\'s home, and Roll was kinda pissed.
When Juno then was kicking bananal ass, he suddenly got send to a place called ‘The Room’, because he was supposedly a godmodder. He then used Eden to destroy it and went back to fight.
Back at the ship, we now find Gate (ForteXX) fighting off -what\'s supposedly called by him- the N00bananas. When Juno joined him in the fight, Ray was confronted by a new character: Nya-kun, a small cat/human-like being. Nya-kun guy literally pulled the plug out of Ray\'s secret weapon: a GameShark. Through this move, Ray\'s N00bananas could not regenerate anymore and simply died, as we found out when Nya-kun split himself into nine beings with all different kinds of magical \'Neko\' powers.
Meanwhile, Juno got send to The Room again, and found out that he was there to discover his inner power to defeat a yet unnamed enemy. Then Blazen arrived at the ship, angered by the fact that Roll had stolen his fire power, and saw the Nya-kuns and Ray battling. He hid himself and took notes on Nya-kun, so that he may kill the being when the time came.
The Nya-kuns had already destroyed a large amount of the banana army and given Ray some severe bruises, when Blazen attacked when the cat-like being was about to leave Ray alone again. Blazen threw Ray off the ship, and then turned to finish off Nya-kun.
Nya-kun tried to fend off death a little longer by asking what Blazen thought to accomplish through this move. Blazen answered that he wanted to be the strongest being in existence throughout the entire universe, and that he’d kill anybody capable of becoming stronger. That said, he fired off an attack at the creature, and, thinking it dead, he went to the Main Gate to get his powers back from Roll, and then kill the girl.
While Blazen was busy with trying to kill Roll, Juno came out of The Room, then attacked Blazen, who threw Roll into a wall. As Blazen readied himself for an attack of Juno’s, Nya-kun and Ray showed up, they were not dead yet. Nya-kun performed his ‘Felix Novem’ again, splitting himself into nine different looking cats with the powers of the elements of fire, water, ice, lighting, wind, earth, nature, darkness and light. Blazen, seeing himself outnumbered eleven to one, summoned two clones of himself to fight alongside him. However, Nya-kun used his Anti-Jutsu to instantly take away the two clones. Nya-kun then tried to convert Blazen back to his old self through talking with plain logic and charisma. This did not, however, work out. Blazen then killed the guy by ramming his sword through the poor creatures chest.
Then, the spirit of Morph appeared, who then tried the same thing as Nya-kun, proving not very helpful either.
As Blazen then readied to attack our heroes, Gate suddenly popped out of nowhere and opposed him as well. Blazen does an eeny-meeny-miny-mo and attacks Ray. The other two, Juno and Gate, beg to differ, and Blazen is attacked by all three. Eventually, Blazen managed to destroy Ray’s bananas, and killed Ray as well. Now just being two on one, all three take the battle to a new level by using stronger powers. The outcome of the battle is in the end that Blazen turns good again right before he dies.
As Gate and Juno stand in the devastation, Roll comes out and starts yelling at Juno for keeping her out of the battle. Gate suddenly reminds himself he has a lot of stuff to do and runs of, leaving Juno and Roll behind.
In the middle of all this, we somehow also get to see parts with Jaden Yuki, who mysteriously never actually participated in it all, at least not whilst he knows of it…

An now, people, back to the show!

(yes, it was long, but I felt like making a review of what has happened since the RPG thread got bumped again)


??? 1: “Well guys, welcome to Heaven!”

??? 2: “We’re in Heaven?”

“Yeah!”

??? 3: “How can we be in Heaven? We’re the only ones on the ship who turned evil once!”

??? 2: “Just shut up Ray.”

Ray: “You too Blazen.”

???: “Both of you shut up.”

Blazen: “Why don’t you shut up Morph?!”

?????: “All of you shut up!!”

Morph, Blazen and Ray: “YOU SHUT UP!!!”

…

“Well that was nice, wasn’t it? We’ll now leave them, and turn to more important matters. Like: what happened to BD? Where did Gate go? You’ll find out now!

BD, who’s still inside some sort of slug-like monster: “Ooh, pie.”

…

Gate: “Ahh, nothing better then a glass of Pepsi and a good tv show. Hey, is that me?”

“Whoever installed the channel where we broadcast our show is dead meat.”

(sorry for being away for a long time. had a LOT of homework to do, and i got a few new games which i played till i dropped BTW nice storyline, except for me being dead )

Ray: well what do we do now, besides trying... to punch... my... sensors out.

Morph:How the HELL should I DAMMIT know.

Blazen: well you were here first

Morph: Don\'t... remind me... of it.

Blazen: well sorry for spoiling your fun.

Ray: no problem. say, ehm, back on the S.S. Calmwaters, those were some pretty nice moves you got there Blaze. too bad Morph couldn\'t enjoy it

Morph: i can easily throw you to hell from here.

Ray: yeeeaaah, so what\'s your point?

\"...\"

BD: Okay, i\'m getting out of this now. KAMEHAMEHA!
Glob: I am resistant to DBZ attacks you patent thief
BD: How about this, SHADOWCLONE JUTSU!
the glob is the filled inside with shadowclones and explodes
Bd: Okay I am not cleaning this up
Naruto and Goku show up
Naruto: That\'s the guy who committed copyright infringemen of our moves
Goku: LET\"S GET HIM
BD: DO heroes ever get a break.

*As they walk around in heaven they think of what in god\'s name to do*

Blazen: I gots it!!

Morph: What?

Blazen: We haunt the others that should bringh some laughs.

Ray: Now that is an idea.

Blazen: Shut up, Ray.

Ray: Why?

Blazen: Cause I said so.

Ray: That not a good reason.

Blazen: *punches Ray in the face very very hard* How about that?

Ray: That works.

Nya-Kun: *runs in* You guys just missed the show!!

Morph: What show?

Nya-Kun: *explains with details*

Blazen: *runs over to where Nya-Kun saw the show* How was she?! Hahahahah.

Morph: *yells profanity about Juno*

Ray: *laughs with Nya-Kun*

Blazen: *shoots Morph with rino tranqs and he is Knocked out*

Ray: How long will it last.

Blazen: Long enough to tie him to a post.

Nya-Kun: Alright let\'s tie him to a post.*they tie Morph to a post and take turns watching him*


Juno: It\'s quiet now.