Naruto: *pulls out kunai* Die

BD: *sticks out gunblade* *slices first through Kunai then through Naruto* and you were saying

Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!

BD: *sidesteps* NOVA STRIKE INCINERATION!

GOku*burnt to a crisp*

Luffy: *pops up* NO my liscensed anime comrades

BD: WHat I didn\'t steal your attacks

Luffy: Just for that I will show you my true form *transforms into Michael Jackson*

BD: *sarcastically* Oh i\'m scared now. Bring plastic surgery boy!

(BD, I can clearly see your future -or is your present?: you are in a mansion for the mentally ill and you\'re addicted to the VGCats comics. Chill out! :cool: )

Morph: \"Okay guys, you can untie me now, I\'ve calmed down.\"

Blazen: \"I don\'t think we can trust you, yet.\"

Ray: \"Let\'s release him. I\'m tired of watching him.\"

Blazen: \"You haven\'t even guarded him yet!\"

\"Not. The. Point.\"

\"Just release me you guys.\"

Blazen: \"Well, okay...\"

*Morph is freed*

Morph: \"Thanks guys. Now...\" *shoots at Blazen and Ray* \"YOU BASTARDS!\" *flees*

Ray: \"Look what you\'ve done!\"

Blazen: \"Me? YOU wanted to release him!\"

...

Juno: \"Maybe I should go see a psychiatrist. I\'m hearing voices all the time.\"

\"YOUR END IS NEAR!! SURRENDER TO THE BITTERSWEET EMBRACE OF MY BLASTER\'S PLASMA!!\"

\"Holy...!\"

...

Far away, in the crumbled ruins of what once was called The MG, something stirred. A few of the fallen walls were pushed aside, and in the half-darkness of the evening, a figure rose, soon to be joined by other figures.

\"Evil has been detected. We must revive the great Mother to grant us the strength to oppose it...\"

(All of you, about the last part: it\'s all mine. Don\'t use it, because I have discovered a MAJOR plothole. You can discover it as well, just read halfway at page 16. Read carefully.)

Blazen: Well off he gose. Time for the hunt boys!!!

Ray: Finally, I was waitein for this. payback time yeah!!

Nya-Kun: You sure we should do this?

Blazen: There harmless. *tosses Nya a rifle full of tranqs*

Nya-Kun: Well in that case. Let\'s do this.

Blazen: Let\'s GIT-R-DONE!!!! *so they left for Morphman huntin*

\"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE\"

\"I\'M SORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! DON\'T KILL ME OVER SCREWING YOUR SIS!!\"

\"YOU\'RE THE ONE THAT\'S SCREWED!!\"

\"HOLD IT MORPH!\"

Morph: \"Huh?\"

Ray: \"It\'s PEANUT. BUTTER. JELLY. TIME!!\"

\'DUN! DUN-DUN-DUN! Du-du-DUN! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN!! DUN! DUN-DUN-DUN! DUN-DUN-DUN! DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN!!\'

Blazen: \"WTF?\"

Juno: \"Zoinks!\" *runs away whilst the destraction\'s going on*

*everyone except Blazen and Nya-Kun yell very wierd things*

Blazen: Nya, we need to tranq them all except, Juno.

Nya-Kun: Agreed.

*They both cock thier rifles and shoot Ray and Morph there both on the ground Knocked out*

Blazen: Ok we used somthing even a god couldn\'t handle. They should be out a long long. Time.

Juno: Thanks guys, but why are you here.

Nya-Kun: Simple, to stop Morph.

Juno: I see.

Blazen: Now Juno I have one very important questoin for you.

Juno: Yes?

Blazen: How was she?

Ray and Morph: ZZZZZ *snoring* ZZZZZ

Juno: You\'re disgusting, by the way, she was great. i\'ve never seen someone play Twister like her

*Morph Opens eyes and looks very VERY pissed off*

Morph: She played Twister with you?! DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

*Morph charges his big oversized buster*

Juno: Holy SH**********************T

Blazen: Not again.

\"Evil will strike the last of the three banished, and only the felicious goddess can show the way to the powers that will stop him...\"

Morph: \"WTF?\"

Blazen: \"Who was that?\"

Gate: \"It sounded familiar...\"

Juno: \"AIRMAN!\"

Morph: \"Is that guy still talking jibberish in his sleep?\"

Juno: \"It sounded more like a prophecy...\"

Gate: \"But how could we hear him? His in the Doc\'s cabin on the other side of the ship!\"

Blazen: \"Obviously, the speakers are on.\"

Juno: \"So there will come evil and only some goddess named Felice can save us? Riiiiight... I\'ll always be able to save anybody!\"

Only did they not know, that the heart of this living being was already infected, turning him away from his friends and joining the Dark Side in secret... soon he\'d show his true self, and the world would be in great peril, the sizes of it unimaginable for anyone alive... evil would rise. He had awakened...

Nya-kun: \"Did you guys just hear what I heard?\"

Juno: \"What did you hear? I didn\'t hear anything.\"

\"Oh, yeah, cats have better ears.\"


...


\"Ahh... here it is... soon Mother, you will show us the way...\"

\"Ahh...\"

Blazen: \"Ah, Ray, waking up?\"

Ray: \"My head...\"

Blazen: \"Forget about your head, let\'s go see the Doc, maybe he can tell us more about this \'prophecy\'.\"

\"TACO!\"

Blazen: \"Oh, h*ll...\" *runs off, being chased by Tacoman*

Juno *sweatdrops* \"Okay, let\'s go then.\"

Morph: \"Last one to get there\'s a rotten egg!\" *runs through the wall*

Juno: \"Hey! No fair!\"

(Hey people! I\'m back! And look at my siggy! I knew it! Bush! You traitor!)

Blazen: Tacoman you moron this is not the f***ing time!!!

Tacoman: TACOS!!!

Blazen: Fine, have it your way. *trips him and he falls of the ship* Heheheheh.

Morph: *begins blasting Juno for his deed*

Juno: Morph! Now! Is! Not! The! Time! *one hits and his face is black anime style*

Ray: Hahahahahahah!!!

Juno: *rubs it off* Shut up, Ray!!!

Ray: Yes sir.

(well, I think Juno gets it! Now you other people have to figure out who\'s the bad guy! One hint: we already know him!)

Morph: \"Well, okay, let\'s repeat it for a moment to get things straight.\"

Blazen: \"Right.\"

\"Evil will strike the last of the three banished.\"

Blazen: \"So somebody will turn evil, and he was part of a group of three banished people?\"

\"And only the felicious goddess can show the way to the powers that will stop him...\"

Ray: \"A felicious goddess? What the hell is \'felicious\'?\"

Nya-kun: \"Should I know that?\"

Morph: \"Well, apparently, some \'goddess\', which can also mean a really handsome girl, will show us the way to something that will help us stop that evil. Right Juno?\" *turns around* \"Where is he when you need him?\"


...


\"Ngghh!! Ah! It\'s no use brothers! We cannot get past!\"

\"How is that possible? We\'re the Chosen Ones!\" (NOTE: Don\'t think too much in the way of ToS, people)

\"No, that\'s not it. We need Brother.\"

\"Ahh, yes. We need to be complete.\"

\"Let\'s go find him.\"

Blazen: Evil will strike the three banished.
How come I think I know?

Morph: Maybah you do maybah you don\'t.

Nya-Kun: Ok, I never knew you would say somethin like that.

Gate:......Hey thats my line. Maybah.......

Mroph:Ok.....

Blazen: Waite I think I gots it. The three banished weren\'t we banished? Morph Juno, and me.

Morph: Maybah.......

Blazen: \"Evil will strike the three banished...\"

Ray: \"Didn\'t Air say the last of the three banished?\"

Morph: \"Yeah, he did.\"

Gate: \"Maybah.\"

Morph: \"Shuddup.\"

Blazen: \"Hmm... I think I gots it...\"

NOTE: 1800th post! WOOHOO!

[Edited on 18-11-2005 by Morphman]

\"Okay then, let\'s go get Brother.\"

\"WTF?\"

TURN BACK. NOW.

\"Let\'s go another way.\"

\"Agreed.\"

(Juno, shouldn\'t it be \"blow after blow\"? It says \"plow after plow\" somewhere near the end of your post :P)

Blazen: \"Okay, so this means Juno will die by something evil?\"

Morph: \"I don\'t think so. You, me and him were the three banished, and only you and me have turned evil once. It has become Juno\'s turn now.\"

\"Well that sucks.\"

\"No frigg\'.\"

Ray: \"But we\'re dead! How are we supposed to stop him?\"

Morph: \"We can\'t. Only someone will show somebody else a way to defeat Juno with a yet undiscovered power.\"

(Why Juno? he\'s back at the ship after all! Oh well...)

Morph: \"Well Blazen, Ray, we got to get back to the Afterlife. We aren\'t allowed to stay here much longer.\"

Blazen: \"On whose order?\"

\"God\'s.\"

\"Who?!\"

\"Let\'s just go.\"

*the three take off*

\"...\"

\"Well that\'s nice.\" Dr. Cossack said.

\"Teacups are round. Potatoes have a long and interesting history. Theology is one of the most holy kind of knowledges...\"

\"Airman, Airman, Airman...\"

Someplace totally different...

?-1: \"Ahh, Brother, you\'re here...\"

?-2: \"But not like what would be preferable.\"

?-3: \"Shuddup, I\'m dead, okay. Leave it.\"

?-1: \"Well, you know of the prophecy?\"

?-3: \"Clearly. It has been made again a few hours ago.\"

?-4: \"What?!\"

?-3: \"Yeah, I was surprised as well. Anyway, to get into the temple, we will need all our powers.\"

?-4: \"Except mine.\"

?-1: \"That\'s right, Nature. That\'s why we will perform the ritual of life shift.\"

?-3: \"So me and Nature will change lives?\"

?-1: \"About that. Nature will die, and you will return to your own body and be revived.\"

?-3: \"And where is my body?\"

?-5: \"We took it with us, of course.\"

?-2: \"Well then, let\'s begin.\"

...

???: \"Heh heh. Fools. What they don\'t know is that there is more than just one evil. After they have defeated it, I will step in and they\'ll be too weak to fight!\" *maniacal laughter and thunder* \"Damn that Dolby Digital Surround-Sound Evil Edition.\"

(Crazy. It seems the RPG Jaden is far more \'mature\' than the original! )

???: \"Excuse me.\"

Juno: \"Huh?\"

Juno then sees a young woman, basically still a girl, standing in front of him. She was dressed like a ninja, in dark blue and pink-red clothing. The eyes, something in them gave Juno shivers.

Juno: \"C-can I help y-you?\"

Jaden: \"Juno, you\'re shaking.\"

Juno: \"Shuddup Jaden.\"

???: \"Ahum.\"

Juno: \"Yes?\"

???: \"I\'m looking for this guy.\"

The young woman held up a \'Wanted\' paper, with \'¥€$: 3,000,000\' at the top, behind the word \'Reward\'. It showed a young boy with a thin layer of fur on his face and two pointy cat ears...

[Edited on 21-11-2005 by Morphman]

???: \"Anyway, I have to get this... boy. He has escaped from the Ninja Stronghold.\"

Jaden: \"You guys have a stronghold?\"

\"Duhh...\"

Juno: \"And the reward is...\"

\"3 million YES.\"

\"YES?\"

\"Yes, that\'s the currency here.\"

Jaden: \"I\'m confused. Aren\'t those the signs for Yen, Euro and Dollar?\"

Juno: \"Yes, they are. Apparently, they use all three of them for their currency.\"

???: \"Yes. This Nya-kun has escaped. I was sent to retrieve him.\"

Juno: \"I don\'t think we can help you. Nya\'s dead anyway.\"

???: \"Then how come we saw his life signal?\"

[Edited on 21-11-2005 by Morphman]

???: \"Sorry, I have to go now.\" Pfoof!

Jaden: \"What was that?\"

Juno: \"Disappearing in a cloud of dust. Typically ninja.\"

Jaden: \"Who was that guy?\"

Juno: \"Guy? Hello, it was a girl!\"

Jaden: \"I swear he wasn\'t! There\'s no such thing as girl ninjas!\"

...

\"Ahh, look who I\'ve found.\"

\"Come on, I\'d never hurt you!\"

\"Oh, Juno...\" *Roll embraces Juno*

Behind her back, he grins evilly and his colours suddenly turn dark...