~~From inside the lion~~

BlueSilver: \"Wow its dark in here...\"

Airman lites a match...

Airman: \"No, its GETING hot in here...so take off..\"

BlueSilver: \"Dont even start Airman!\"

Airman: \"Ok...but what should we do?\"

BlueSilver: \"Lets wait and see if Blitzman comes to save us...in the mean time...want a hamburger?\"
:miam::miam::miam:

Airman: \"Where do you keep getting those things from?!?\"

*Hublo blows the match out*
Hublo:Your all idiots. I know how to get out.
Airman:Which way?
Hublo:Neither! *takes out sword*
Bluesilver: *eatting hamburger*
Dr.Cossack(is that the way you spell your name? ^.^\'):Your going to cut it open!?
Hublo:Whatcha expect? Climb out of its mouth?
*everyone starts to sizzle as Hublo crawls up on a giant hunk of chewed up food*
Hublo:Your all being digested..
Everyone but hublo: AHHHHH!!! *runs up onto the giant food pile*
Hublo:Im getting out of here.. *Cuts the lion open. It dies as he climbs out*
Hublo:Wait.. What about the others?
*the others that weren\'t in that lion were dead*
Hublo:Opps ^.^\'

(ya posted the same thing dude )

*From inside the lion*

AirMan: Well, are we all just going to wait here until Riggur Mortus kicks in?

Blue Silver: Right!

*All get out*

AirMan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RNICM: What? *comits suicide with a rusty meat cleaver*

AirMan: Dr. Sinkaslo. He has bread an army of Uruk-hai.

BS: What? You really ought to stop reading Lord Of The Rings.

AirMan: OK, he\'s brad an unholy army of The Damned. He\'ll soon have enough men to cover all the lands in a second darkness. He is but 50 yards away.

BS: Ach!

AirMan: Errrr, RUN!!!!!!!!!

*They do as AirMan says*

Blitzman: Hey you are alive sorry to keep you waiting but I was having a chat with a Ghost.

Hublo: Blablo?

DrCossack: Say what?

Airman: Are you being hacked?

shay_ren: Lets just forget what he said and kill these lions.

Dark Assasion Zero: Wait that\'s animal abuse.

Style: No that\'s saving us from another digestive adventure.

Blitzman: Here is a solution
Zap Ring! *freezes Lions* now lets go tie them up somewhere

Vincent: I got some rope and a couple of logs!

amidamaru 2.0: Why don\'t we kill them then I can have ghost lion pets!

Blitzman: Great Idea!

Everyone: What is?

Blitzman: Nevermind.

Max: How bout we have a feast fit for a king!

BlueSilver: I\'m pretty hungry.

Blitzman: guys:eek:

Airman: Quite Blitzbug...we are trying to think.

Blitzman: But...

Airman turns around: You heard me Bugboy I said...:eek:

Blitzman&Airman: THE effect wore off!

Lions get closer ( cept the dead one with the hole in it\'s stomach.)

Blitzman: No time..Think..Just kill..

Everyone combats with a lion

Blitzman: Thunder Punch! (can anyone say Pokemon?)
Hublo slices a lion into small peices
Drcossack Bans a Lion( lion walks of crying and swearing)
Airman Blows away several Lions.
DAZ Helps hublo slice the lions
Style keeps changing using various attacks on one lion causing it to change from atom to solid.
Vincent how should I know?
amidamaru taunts one which seems to see him and trys to slice him but he\'s a ghost.
Max uses a Sword to kill two lions
BlueSilver fights five lions head on!

Did I forget anyone?

Hu-Rah!
I fought five lions!:D



PS: Regarding my privios post, I will deleate the double as soon as I can properly log on. At the moment, I can only do a -New Reply- and then enter username/password but I dont STAY loged on...

PSS: Must you call me BS airman? T_T

Blitzman: Okay peeps lets feast!

Hublo: Lion meat...thats *huck*(trying to not hurl) new turns around :sick:

DrCossack: i\'ll pass

Fred: Move over!!

Blitzman: GYAH! it\'s that purple thing

Hublo: You okay?

Blitzman: I still have nightmares about that time.

amidamaru:I just love my lion pets!*playing b-ball with them,then slam dunks the ball*in your face,turkey!:lol:

BlueSilver: \"Lets all have Hamburgers instead!\"

Airman: \"You know...for once that sounds like a GOOD idea!\"

Everybody: \"Lets eat!!!\"

my hands dont work!(hands keep passing through the hamburger* arg! could someone stick a fork o twig through the center of my hamburger please?! stupid hands *keeps trying*rrrraaaaa!!!

*punts the hamburger away*
Hublo:I aint eatting that!
*hamburger hits a pilot in a plane of food knocking it out as the plane crash lands on the island*
Hublo:SCORE!!!

Braids: look a plane its probably got burgers on it. Oh dear God i wish i could have a burger on this desert island.
~Plane craashes~
Braids: Wow that was cool.

Shay\'s spirit appears.

Shay Ren: NO! I kill myself and then we find the burgers! This sucks! Come on everybody, let\'s all look for the five resurection stones hidden throughout the island! Once assemled in one spot, they can ressurect any spirit!

Blitzman turns around covers his face with a cloth and removes his helmet.

Everyone: Huh?

Fred: uh Blitz?

Blitzman ignores Fred.

Blitzman finishes eating put on his helmet and says.

Blitzman:Whassup Fred?:D

Fred: ( Strange)

Hublo: (Should I ask?)

DrCossack looks at everyone and guess their question which he ask.

DrCossack: Blitzman How do you look without your helmet?

Blitzman: That\'s a odd question...

AirMan: Errr, this army of the damned is only two yards away from us! We must run fast or fight!!!

Dr. Cossack: Errrrrrrmmm.....

AirMan: They\'re one yard away!!!!!!

Dr. Cossack: ERRRRRRRRRRMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AirMan: Half a yard!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Cossack: We run! I will not risk open war!!!

AirMan: Open war is upon you, weather you would risk it or not.

Dr. Cossack: When last I looked, Dr. Cossack, not AirMan, was Ship Captain.

AirMan: Well, why don\'t you tell Dr. Sincaslo that you make the decisions! He\'s right here!

Dr. Cossack: S**t!!!!!

Ghost of Dr. Sincaslo: Well, well, well, AirMan. We meet again.

AirMan: Yes. But this time, I\'m not on your side.

Dr. Sincaslo: Really? I never knew that! Shows how obviouse you are. As you can see, my unholy-army-of-the-damned is here.

*All notice the skeletal army*

Dr. Sincaslo *to army*: CHARGE!!!!

TUTUMAN: What?

Dr. Sincaslo: CH4RG3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TUTUMAN: Ah!

*Army obeys.*

(so the oricai (however you spell it) are now skelatons?)
*Hublo laughs*
Hublo:What are they gona do.. Spam us to death?
*Hublo stared at Tutuman as he ran at him. He kicks him sending him into Mr.(whatver his name was)*

Blitzman: An army of Skeletons?
Ha!

Hublo:*Stops kicking Tutumans arse* What\'s funny about that?

Blitzman:...Uhh..well.....um...Kill THE SKELES!

DrCossack: Wait we can\'t have violence!

( to late we be kick there butts 1098 ways to sunday!)

Blitzman: Carnage! give me the Carnage!!:devil::devil:* WAR CRY *

DrCossack:..geez calm down man..

Blitzman:....Uh pretend I\'m not here...

After A whole lot of !Carnage! the battle ends Our heroes are in the most pain ever! with scars deep enough to poke a 8cm stick into!

Blitzman: Boy I needed that.
*Starts glowing*

DrCossack: Style change!

Blitzman: SwordGuts v1!
BlitzmanSG: Wow Check out the muscle *flexes*

Everyone but Style and Cossack: I want a Style change to!

Everyone stops what they\'re doing and looks for the resurection stones. Even the blasted army of the danmed.

*In Hell*

*All of the skeleton crew and Dr. Sincaslo were fully restored in heck*

Dr. Sincaslo: Ahh, AirMan! You have foiled our plans again! You have certainly done well, but if you are to succeed, you mst give up your own li--

TUTUMAN: H3Y!111!!!!!111 D0C!!111!!!11

Dr. Sincaslo: Hey! Can\'t you tell I\'m a little busy, here!?

TUTUMAN: 50RRY!!!

Dr. Sincaslo: You must give up your own.........Heeheehee!!!!.....living.......NES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*aloud on Earth*

AirMan: Awwwwww!!!!!

*In Heck*

Dr. Sincaslo: Mwahahahahaaaa!!!! Mwahahahahahhahahaaaa!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

All in heck (sketatons, too): MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAH AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA HAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Aloud on Earth*

AirMan: There\'s more of you!?

Blue Silver: Of course there\'s more of us!

Airman: Huh? Oh. Bad news. I\'ve had another vision. The skeletons are living in Hell and are back. It only takes them another three and an eighth of a day to come back. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that for him to leave now, and never come back, I have to give him my NES and all its games. The good news is that I only actually have MM1-6 on it and that\'s all but with MM Annerversary Collection coming out in February, it hardly matters much.

Blue Silver: How come you said that they were Uruk Hai when they were really a skeleton army of the damned ?

AirMan: Ah! Sorry, I watch the film too much and thought it would sound cooler.

Blue Silver: Right! idiot

AirMan: wanker

[Edited on 22-9-2003 by AirMan]

*Hears whta Airman Said*

BlueSilver: \"Wanker am I!?!

*Chases Airman*

Airman: \"Gah!\"

TutuMan: \"M^n u guV/s r wi3rd.,.\"

Everybody: \"...Where did you come from!?!\"

TuTuman: \"W03 m3?`?\"

Airman: \"Oh yeah, I forgot...he can come back every 20 minutes...\"

BlueSilver: \"Your joking...GET HIM!!!\"

TuTuman: \"2un Avv0ly!!!111!1!1\"

*slices tutumans soul in half and he freezes* amidamaru:wow....I didnt know I could do that!

[Edited on 22-9-2003 by amidamaru 2.0]

AirMan: You cannot destroy them as long as my NES survives!

*AirMan destryes his NES*

Blue Silver: Right! What do we do now?

AirMan: We have to wait until they come back and destroy them all!!!!!!:devil:

*Sites and watches the his wristwatch*

BlueSilver: \"...this is taking too long...I WANT TO DESTROY SPAMERS NOWWWW!\"

*sits on a rock and waits*
Hublo:How long do we have to wait?
Airman:Oh.. let me think... 1000 years O.o
Hublo:WHAT!?

Jet-Li Man *jumps out from behind a tree or something.*

Jet-Li Man: hi guys, can i play?

Airman: why should we let you help us?

Jet-Li Man: because i can do THIS!

Jet-Li Man: *runs up to a tree, jumps and attempts to backflip off of it into a spinning death kick*

!!!SNAP!!!

Airman: stupid moron, this is real life not some make believe story or one of your crappy movies.

Jet-Li Man: *dies*

five ressurection stones roll out of Jet-Li Man\'s pocket, and Shay Ren is summoned back to life.

Shay Ren: wow that felt wierd

[Edited on 24-9-2003 by Jet-Li Man]

*Suddenly, All of the armies are back, and ElecMan comes and lookes at them. The armies and Dr. Sincaslo expload. ElecMan is soooooooooo ugly, that the armies all got destryed, never, ever to return. His bad looks also helpd (strangely, enough) to mend the ship and sooner than they realised, they were back on board, sailing and AirMan was playing \'Sheer Heart Attack\' by Queen with his elec guitar.*

ElecMan says that\'s not funny when I next see you I\'m going to fri your brains out that may be a little difficult because your a robot any

ElecMan:*sitting on the boat thinking what to do next*

AirMan:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*in pain*

ElecMan: Ha how\'s ugly now AirMan?!

AirMan: You!

ElecMan: Wrong Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! you are!

AirMan: Okay, O)kay I\'m ugly (Not)
*thinking*

ElecMan: well okay I may be ugly but I sotp the evil armys for ever and you didn\'t! so that proves I\'m better than you!

AirMan: No it just proves that you\'re ugly

ElecMan: Right time to die *Lifts up fingers to fri AirMan*

Hublo: No you don\'t! * throws hamburger at ElecMan knocking him out*

AirMan: Ttt..hhh..aaa..nnn..kkk..sss Hhh..uuu..bbb..lll..ooo!

Hublo: are you alright AirMan?

AirMan: Yes I think so!

Hublo: Lets dael with him later!

AirMan: Okay

AirMan: I didn\'t even say he was ugly! It\'s those weired glasses he wears! Just looking into them will kill you! They make him look ugly!

Hublo: I said we can deal with him later. Is now a good time?

AirMan: Alright!

*Hublo throws a bone at him and knocks ElecMan overboard.*

Hublo: Trusty bone-merangue never fails me!

*ElecMan drownded and created a new mafia dedicated to the loving memory of Dr. Sincaslo.*

Shey-ren and DAZ celebrate the revitalization of Shey-ren.
DAZ:Lets drink to we faint!
Shey-ren:Amen to that!
*The drink until they faint*

Guys, I don\'t mean to spoil the fun, but isn\'t this turning into the Spammer-Bounty RPG?

Anyway, Shay_ren (it\'s a _ not a -, but I\'ll forgive you.) wakes up and pukes all over the rest of the hamburgers.

Shay_ren: Awww, crap. Well, DAZ old, buddy, I\'ll be back in a sec! *Drinks until he faints again* Ahhh, there we go- *THUNK!*