ElecMan\'s In the firy keep of Hell!

ElecMan: *Half conuious* Hey where are my glasses? Hey my glasses are gone and I can still see yay I\'m not ugly anymore! *Gets up and does the chicken dance!*

*Back on the ship*

AirMan: Hublo

Hublo: Yes

AirMan: I don\'t think doing that to ElecMan was so good!

Hublo: Why not?

AirMan: Because he will come back and try to distory all that\'s good!

Hublo: Nah! he won\'t don\'t that he\'s to ugly!

AirMan: Yeah you\'re probaly right!

Hublo: I\'m always right!

*In hell!*

ElecMan: Ha! you fools Hublo is never right! The lost seing stone sees all so I\'m know going to try to destory all that is good with a new indestrutable army of the dead!

*AirMan notices tha hamburgers*

Airman: Errr!!!! I\'m not eating tham!

*RUSH came and ate it all*

Hublo: There\'s a good member! Be the doggie vacuem cleaner!

BlitzmanSG:Die now!!
BAM!

Hublo: You killed the dog!

BlitzmanSG: Wasn\'t that a blue monkey?

Hublo:....You\'ve been drinking?

BlitzmanSG: Nope*burp* not a single drop.
*DROPS*

shay_ren: Never seen a night in armor drink!

BlitzmanSG jumps up!

BlitzmanSG: DAh dah dah dah dah IT\"S A ME MARIO!!!!

Hublo: It\'s official he\'s drunk!

BlitzmanSG: All your base belong to us!

Hublo:.....

BlitzmanSG: GOT MILK?

BlueSilver: I GOT MILK AND COOKIES!

BlitzmanSG:...WOOGHAOWOOGHA!

DAZ Wakes up and annoys everyone by saying\" I Like Swords\" over and over.

DAZ: I like swords.
Shey_Ren:I love Beer.
Airman:........
Hublo:.......
DAZ: I like swords.
Shey_Ren:I love Beer.

*An hour later*
DAZ: I like swords.
Shey_Ren:I love Beer.
Hublo:Please Airman can i kill them?
Airman:No but you can knck them out.
Hublo:YAY!
DAZ: I like swords*OOOF*.
Shey_Ren:I love Beer*OOF*.
*They are knocked unconciuos*

amidamaru:finally, those two are knocked out.
*two lion spirits lay down on the ground unconscience*

amidamaru:kagascekiarene!(die foul beast):D

Post redacted

*Somewhere in HELL*

ElecMan: I shall |BUZZ| Avenge |BUZZ| Dr. Sincaslo! |BUZZ! AHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID SHORT |BUZZ| CIRCITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Hublo yawns*
Hublo:Call me crazy but I think something bads going to happen
Airman:Like what?
*Another ship appeers. It was Elecman with the Army of the damned*
Hublo: *Points* That! But they aint the army of the Damned any more! They\'re the army of the BANNED! *laughs*:lol:

BlitzmanSG: And that\'s why orange juice is made from Jupiter!

Hublo:?

DAZ: That was beautiful man!


Style: Good lord did that make any sense?

BlitzmanSG: Only on Mondays...

Airman: Why are we listening to a Drunken knight?

DrCossack: Because the fans are watching our every move

Hublo: Oh that\'s funny who would spend 10 minutes to read this.

Everybody stops and stares directly at the screen.

Hublo:[wisper] psst they are watching us [/wisper]

BlitzmanSG: [Drunken voice] Ey*hic* what r U staring at?*hic* why don\'t you go *hic* somethin huh huh? come kiss my *hic* [/Drunken voice]

Airman grabs the bottle next to BlitzSG.

Airman: No wonder...This is gas with beer mixed in it.

BlitzmanSG:[drunk] you can\'t prove that...[/drunk]

Airman: Actually Here is where the gas goes *points to hole in Blitz neck* and it says right here on the bottle Beer oil made specially for Wario.

AirMan: Oh My GOD no!

Hublo: What?

AirMan: They\'re army is undertrained. They wil be stupid and easy to kill. They need more time and training.

*ElecMan overhears*

ElecMan: Right! Retreat! Fall Back! Fall Back! Retreat!!!!!!! FALL BACK INTO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE\'RE NOT READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

captain: 0KV/ D0KV/

*The next invasion was two weeks later. However before then...*

*hublo drinks a bit of beer and shakes his head*
Hublo:No wonder why they\'re all passing out. They made it so your automaticly addicted.. *Throws it over board*
Airman:Wont you want to get more?
Hublo:Nah. Im imune to automatic addiction ^.^... *Gets another bottle and drinks it. He then walks back*
Airman:Oh boy..

*AirMan got drunk on the beer*

Dr. Cossack: What\'s he doing getting drunk? He\'s inderage! His head\'ll hurt in the morning! I\'ll just leave this water there next to him so he can drink it.

*Dr. C leaves water next to drunk AirMan and walks away. AirMan pukes in it*

Hublo: Oh, great! The only sobre one has gone and got himself--WEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LAL AL LAL LAL LA!!!! *is also drunk. Starts singing something in Swahili*

*Hublo shook his head*
Hublo:Im fine now.
Airman: *Dancing* SWAMI!!! HALALUYA HALALUYA HOW LU SWAMI!!!
*hublo breaks his bone-rang over Airmans head* -.-

Fred: Erp. They\'re all drunk- DAMN YOU, SA-X! *Throws GBA overboard* NOOO! *dives in and retrieves it, soaking wet*
Airman:*Starts more Swahilian singing*
Fred: PHEW.
Samus(On communicator): Fred, did you drop your GBA, or did the dog eat it?
Fred: *Shifts eyes around* I threw it overboard...
Samus: THAT IS THE LAST TIME, FRED! This is the ninth time I\'ve bought you a GBA this week!
Fred: Sorry...
Samus: *Sigh*...*Hangs up*
Airman: *Starts creaming in Swahili* WHOOOOOOOO! *Bodyslams Fred*
Fred: OOF! My precious Metroid Fusion! ....*Goes unconscious from the weight*
-In Fred\'s dream-
:Fred is walking through a Metroid style door, into a small room:
Fred: Hmm... *Crawls under a small ledge below the door*
:Footsteps sound:
???: *Step, step, step*...*Blows up the door with a missile*...*step step step*
Fred: *Eyes widen* *Thinks: Oh my god! Oh my god! It\'s the SA-X!
SA-X: *Looks around the room, and jumps down from the ledge*
Fred: Erp!
SAXAPHONE: BLORG! *uses freeze beam on Fred*
-Fred wakes up, in a small room, similar to his dream-
-The doc is looking at a monitor, which shows Fred in the room-
Dr.C: Fred\'ll love this!
Fred: *Grunts* Oooh... what a dream! ...Wait...
-Door opens, and Samus walks in there, with the varia suit-
Fred: EEK!! *Runs out the door, screaming*
Samus: What\'s wrong with him?

Post redacted

Well planed, WindRider~!

*AirMan wakes up sobre*

*Fred is running around screaming because of what he saw*

AirMan: What? Did you get the same backwards talking dream, too?

Fred: SAMUS!! WHAT HAVE DEY DONE TO YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

AirMan: I\'ll take that as a no. Hey it\'s like on the Simpsons, one time with Burns\'s shooting! Tius s\'snrub ta kool!!

*Meanwhile*

ElecMan: Dedeen si ytiruces etamitlu.

Army Of the Damned: Yes SIR!!!

ElecMan: DEDEEN SI YTIRUCES ETAMITLU dias i.

Army Of The Damned: Si! Si, Senor!

ElecMan: HSINAPS GNIKLAT TON MA I!!

Aymy of the Damned: Kaeps uoy ti si egaugnal tahw neht?

ElecMan: pu tuhs!

Army: os yas uoy fi!

ElecMan: Sdrow emas eht esu ot ton yrt dna. Hcaeps ruo dnatsrednu ot redrah si ti, yaw taht. Sdrow regnol kaeps.

Army: Enif.

ElecMan: Mih htiw klat tsum i. Noissim terces pot ruo ni deeccus ot era ew fi, ~Redir Dniw, Dog Kard Eht htiw nioj tsum ew.

Army: Ris, aedi tnellecxe!

ElecMan: Krow ot kcab teg won! Doog!

[Edited on 27-9-2003 by AirMan]

BlitzmanSG: Where did the green cow go mommy?

Drcossack:...That ain\'t right..:(

Drcossack fetches more water, and tosses it into BlitzSG\'s neck.

BlitzmanSG: Wow I feel great, GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME HIGH VOLTAGE!!

AlmightyGod: That can be arranged.

ZAP!!

Blitzman: BOOOYAAH!!
*Flash* *Flash* *Flash*

Blitzman:?? Style change woohoo!

BlitzmanHybrid: Cool look at me I\'m everything fire,ice,water,wood,normal,electric,earth
etc.

Drcossack checks for any holes in BlitzH\'s body.

Drcossack: Hmm So you can\'t drink any type of liquid?

BlitzmanH: Yes I can..*removes helmet*

Megaman(Blitzman): *deepBreath* got milk?

Hublo: It\'s Megaman!

Megaman: Yep the mysterious Blitzman is really Megaman.EXE!

Drcossack: ohh really...* removes megaman mask*

Bass.EXE: Okay i\'m bass...

Drcossack removes Bass mask..

Roll.EXE:Okay i\'m roll..

DrC removes Mask

Elvis: Okay I\'m elvis..*Uh huh huh*

DrC removes mask

SnoopDog: Okay I\'m snoop doggy dog *feechizel*

5 mins later

Blue Goat: Okay I\'m a Blue goat..

DrC: Forget it * picks up BlitzmanH\'s helm and puts it back on.*strangly it fits the goats head*

AirMan: Ytsriht m\'i!

Hublo: What?

AirMan: I\'m thirsty! I don\'t even know why I said that. It\'s the weired language from my dream!

Samus: It\'s no yummy thing, this!

Fred: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fred pushes Samus overboard*

Fred: Ohhhh! Now I can\'t have any more decent games!

AirMan: NaMageM s\'ereht!

Fred: I know there\'s MegaMan, but...but...

Hublo: You understood that?

Fred: COS!!!!!!! YUP YTUP YIUP!!!! I\'M A JEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hublo: Uhhhhuh.

A vioce in AirMan\'s head (AVIAH): Ahhh! You have mastered the old back toungue! He also speaks it. In fact, he can speak nothing but it...

AirMan: I wanted to speak English!

AVIAH: You did!

AirMan: But--

AVIAH: You must choose your side! Choose your side!!!

AVIAH:choose your side..choose your..

BlitzmanH: Airman Choose your side the left or right?

Airman: tahw yas?

BlitzmanH: You heard me I said
thgir ro tfel eht edis rouy esoohC namriA

Airman: enasni gniog I mA?

Blitzman: No you are not..

Airman:hsilgne gnikaeps uoy era woH?

BlitzmanH: Multi eugnot! Remeber I\'m Hybrid.. I only understood you like ten minutes a go.

Airman:* extreme concerntration*
WhAt WHeRE ouy SayIng touba Left ro Right?

BlitzmanH: There yah go, I said which side are you sleeping on left or right.

Airman looks around to find that they are in a Huge mansion with over 47 beds(more guest?)

Airman: Left for Me

And so Our ( strange) heroes rest to be awaken by a big surprise and a brand new day

* I did this little skit cause I noticed how time doesn\'t pass in this RPG*

*Two weeks pass* (There you go!)

*The battle horn of Elecman and his army could be heared all across the Earth*

ElecMan: Nroh elttab llufniap ssel a ekam uoy t\'ndlyc? Wo!

Army: Pey!

AirMan: Pihs ruo sdrawot stnemevom ruoy tsiced dna eceic!!!

ElecMan: SH*T!!! HE CAN DECYPHER OUR LINGO!!! SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The army dissappeared. They did fuse with Wind Rider\'s group. They all became a force too great and terrible tune in next time to find out waht happens! I\'m SICK of saying this! GIMME A NEW JOB!!!!!!!! THE NARRATOR WANTS TO BE PART OF THE ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

And so the narrator was knocked out to stop his ranting.
DAZ:With that done lets get them CHARGE!
Shey_Ren:DOUBLE BEER ATTACK!
*DAZ and Shay_ren throw beer at some of the enemys and then lights them on fire*
Everyone:OOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHH.

BlitzmanH:We kill! Hybrid Buster

Skeletons: AEERRRRGGHHHHH

BlitzmanH gets splattered with blood

BlitzH: got blood?

Post redacted

Post redacted

It\'s BlitzmanH now not Renegade Renegade is a Fuse between Sonic And Shadow with a big sword like Cloud\'s
People makes mistakes.. anyhow.

A great beam of light breaks the sky open, It seems to come from the Heavens, and down comes a meteor, no a spear even better, it\'s Renegade pin pointing his Butcher Sword at Blitzman.

Smash Bros sound like when Link smashes into DK.

Blitzman is split in two and out comes a bug

Renegade: Kill it!* stabs the bug*

Hublo: What was that?, who are you?, why\'d you kill Blitzman?

Renegade: That was a Style Changing bug it adapts to the enviroment and becomes stronger,I\'m Renegade X
or just Renegade, Silent assasin from Heaven I came to save you all,That wasn\'t Blitzman, Blitzboy is somewhere in the artic frozen and waiting to be Defrosted.

Renegade: There is another traitor among you and I\'m not talking about a Tutuman Hacking * stares around the crowd and you swear he sets his eyes on you!*

DrCossack: Okay lets proceed

[Edited on 27-9-2003 by Renegade]

*Hublo leaned on the all crossing his arms as everyone looked at him*
Hublo:What?
Airman: *wispers* Is he the one tricking us?

it could be anyone...!!!neve eM....oh god

Renegade:It\'s him!* Sonic v.s MetalSonic music!

Renegade and someguy you never noticed before set off into a outragous battle.
As you look closer it\'s Drcossack!

( no offense I chose him cause he doesn\'t even use his character in this RPG so I don\'t see how It will effect him in anyway unless one of you pm\'s him and edits my little story!)

Renegade Slashes but DrC just holds the blade

Renegade:Grrr!
Then suddenly the skin peels off of his hand then he rips off his skin revealing Drcossack to be
An Android!( not from DBZ!)

Renegade: Android? where is Drcossack?

Android: Drcossack does not exist....over load overload must speak truth*BOOM!*

Airman:?edolpxe eh d\'hW

Renegade: Androids must speak the Truth because if one of them went rouge and lied it would selfdestruct, After that said we all know Drcossack must be somewhere else, Probably safe lets just get out of here I already seen one Android to many ( And so they leave the Mansion)

AirMan: rotiart ON ma i! Sretawmlc .S .S eht fo edis eht esoohc i! NaMcele, dneirf remrof ym tsniaga dnats llahs i! Edis ym nesohc evah i! kciuq em ot emoc! Eciov! Ris!

Voice, not only in AirMan\'s head, but in all the good guy\'s heads: Dne eht erofeb uoy deen lliw pihs eht! Doog!

AirMan: Thuoht i --! Tub--!

All except AirMan, and Renegade: What are they saying?

Renegade: I never said it would be you, AirMan. I just said the will be a traitor. You are not that traitor! You aren\'t! You couldn\'t do something like that to all of your friends. That\'s what makes us different. Now! CHARGE!!!

*Renegade X Charged through the air (like he did on the way down) into the enermy causing an anormose explosion which scattered the enermy into smaller groups so the seamen (not the type you\'re thinking of) could kill trhem easier. Renegade went flying through the air and landed with a thump on deck*

Renegade: Oww! I\'me not doing that again in a hurry!!

*He does the exact same fifty more times, killing most of the enermy. He survivedt, but was very hungry.*

Renegade:God that hurt!

Renegade: Flaming Tornado* starts swirling and swirling and swirling soon a tornado is being developed!
Renegade: Style Heatguts charge your buster!

Style: Iy Iy!

Now a Firey tornado is aboard the ship but it doesn\'t seem to effect anyone.

The tornado moves toward the enemy they are then sucked in and are cooked!

Renegade stops Swirling and calls over for back up everyone jumps off the ship and starts kicking butt!!