MaceMan: You shall not harm Hamtaro!
~ Nothing is foolproof to a truly talented fool.

MaceMan: You shall not harm Hamtaro!
~ Nothing is foolproof to a truly talented fool.
Zera: Why? He seems very anoying...
10 minutes later...
Zera: I GOT TO KILL SOMEONE...
MaceMan: Find an evil dragon.
Zera: Where would I find an evil dragon?
*An evil dragon lands next to Zera.*
~ Nothing is foolproof to a truly talented fool.
*Stabs dragon*
Renegade: We got us some Dragon Meat get it while it\'s still alive.
Dragon breaths fire on Renegade
Renegade:*cough* Okay lets wait for it to die...
Hublo: Is it dead yet?
Renegade: No..
Hublo: Is it dead yet?
Renegade: No..
Hublo: Is it dead yet?
Renegade: No..
Hublo: Is it dead yet?
Renegade: No..
Hublo: Is it dead yet?
Renegade: *pokes dragon with sword*..
Guess so..
Slices some of the Dragons leg off
Renegade: Dig in it should increase your stamina.
*AirMan comes in*
AirMan: Meat? Scales? Where did they come from?
Zera: My -sob- dragon! -sobsobsob-
AirMan: You...SLAUGHTERED a dragon!!!?
Renegade: Yeah! Wan\'t some!?
AirMan: You disgust me! Dragons! OF all creatures! One of the only creatures in the world I can get along with! He could have helped us, too!
Renegade: He is! He\'s filling up our bellies!
*Zera shhots an extraordinary shot from his/her (correct me on this) increadibly powerful buster.*
*AirMan lifted up his hand and it stopped in midair*
Zera: What the-- AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGH!!!!!!!
*AirMan sent it backwards right into Zera, almost killing him/her.*
*He awoke on his bed, later in hospitle*
Zera: Wha?
AirMan: You\'ve been unconciouse for two weeks. That shot I backfired was truely powerful. I may be the only one who can beat you if I set my will against you.
Zera: NOT TRUE!
*Zera got up and hit AirMan with the super powerful attack that he used before. AirMan was not ready it hit him! As soon as it hit AirMan, it turned into a cloud of dust*
Zera: Wha?
AirMan: You\'re too weak at the moment. Give it a few weeks and you may be able kill a normal human.
Zera: I wish I could heal quicker! You shouldn\'t have backfired that shot!
AirMan: You shouldn\'t have tried to kill my friend!
Zera: He shouldn\'t have killed my friend! The Dragon!
AirMan: Yes. I agree, yet you shouldn\'t kill others for the wrongs they\'ve committed against! Two wrongs do not make a right, Zera, but three rights do, indeed, make a left.
Zera: Heh! I wish I could heal quicker!
AirMan: That can be arranged, my friend.
Zera: What did you call me?
AirMan: Dneirf ym, Arez, dneirf ym.
Zera: Yeah! I am a friend, now, aren\'t I! How can I heal quicker?
AirMan: Yretsym a s\'ti! Uoy era hguoht, derbyh a ton er\'uoy? Hceeps-kcab dnatsrednu uoy! Ha!TLAHS UOHT WON LEAH!
*Zera felt instantly better, although, needed another few days to recover*
Zera: How did you do that?
AirMan: It\'s all in the words you speek.
*AirMan lied. It wasn\'t anything to do with what he said. He just used the exact same power that he used to backfire Zera\'s attack, earlier. He just needs to influence the air to do what he wants and it happens. He didn\'t want Zera to find out just in case he/she got mad.*
*hublo yawned as it went dark. His 2 red eyes glew in the dark*
Hublo:Ok im bored now..
*Hublo\'s bones glew in the dark also.. making him look like a real skelaton. Everyone stared at him*
Airman:Hublo is that you?
Back for the third time... Or was it the second?
*Then Zera sees that Airman wrote that and gets pissed*
Zera: I\'m getting out of here. And I\'m strong enough to kill a human.
AirMan: You can\'t. Don\'t you remember Izaac\'s (sp?) rules? You cannot harm a human being. Besides, you aren\'t strong enough to.
Zera: AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I will kill anyone! I am strong enough!
*A nurse comes by and Zera shoots her*
Zera: That felt so good.... Just watch, Draco. I will get avenge on you! I will always love you as if you were my family.... And I will kill anyone who gets in my way! And Iwill also remember to kill your killer... ARRGGGHHH!!!!!!!
*Zera kills many people incuding the killer of his friend. Later on finds AirMan and kills him, too, and did such a long time ago*
Zera: Ha ha ha... I promise Draco, I will avange you...
We have a plot, people! And also, Zera is a he.
[Edited on 10-10-2003 by Zera]
*hublo blocked the hit with his beamsword then cut Zera\'s hands off*
Zera:AHHHH!!!!!
Hublo:See? Airman told you were to weak!
Zera:To.... WEAK!!!!!????? *the place explodes but Hublo was still standing*
Hublo:told you. Your to weak to even beat me!... not like you could.:lol:
Back for the third time... Or was it the second?
*Then he finds out that was a fake*
Zera: Idiot.
*Then Zera puts this arua around himself and leaves*
*Zera\'a voise comes inside of Hublo and talks*
Zera: Now you shall all bow to me!
Hublo: No! I shall not!
Zera: Ha ha ha!!! You cannot resist!
Hublo then becomes evil with Zera beause Zera took over his brain with a new one. He is also smarter now. And that brain could never be removed. And also, even if this is a fake, it is also very strong and stronger than the real Hublo. But anyways, Zera is sure that this is the real one.
Hublo:Bad move... *Zera gets badly shocked inside his aura*
Zera:WHAT!?
*hublo turned around* Im allready evil!... Well not that evil..
Evil Hublo:What?
*Out of the Evil hublo comes out another hublo. It was a good side*
Good Hublo (XD):Huh?
Hublo:ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!:mad:
Back for the third time... Or was it the second?
Zera: As you see, nothing happened.
Hublo: What?!?!?!?
Zera: Idiot. C\'mon on evil Hublo, we have to go.
*Zera and evil Hublo go away and aren\'t seen for a long time... Then later people find that they will be back for the ultimate show...*
[Edited on 11-10-2003 by Zera]
All seems right in the world now (exept for all the destruction and dead people) but it is not!
Hamtaro: I will take over the world mark my words! You will all bend down to HAMTARO!!!
*Evil laugh*
*Gutter walks into the room.*
Gutter: What a cute hamster
*Gutter picks him up and carries him off petting his head*
Gutter: I\'m ganna name you Mr. Pickles
Hamtaro: NO! no! Mr. Pickles comands you get you filty human fingers off of Mr. Pickles!
*AirMan teleported in, as did Zera*
Zera: Wha--? I thought I killed you!
AirMan: As you can see, I can make fakes, too. I made a fake of everyone you killed. You killed the fakes.
Zera: Now! I shall do to you what I did to your fakes!
AirMan: Really? I thought we were friends!
Zera: Only in your mind, you pethetic mortal!
AirMan: You are also mortal, idiot!
Zera: Oh yeah!
AirMan: It\'s hopeless! You try to kill the entire cast and then say there\'s a plot!
Zera: Huh?
AirMan: Sorry. I don\'t know why I said that.
Zera: You shall DIE!!!
*Zera shot at AirMan, and again AirMan backfired the shot. This time, however, he absorbed most of the power, making it turn into a dust-cloud as it hit Zera.*
Zera: HA! I think you\'ve lost your...touch!
AirMan: Au contrair, you pethetic numbskull!
*AirMan started to glow*
AirMan: I merely aborbed the power from thatr shot and became more powerful! I am now as powerful as you are!
Zera: That\'s impossible!
AirMan: You know not of the power that IS THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zera: What? How can air help you abosrb the powers from an attack?
AirMan: It has nothing to do with air! It\'s all part of being a \'derbyh\'.
Zera: NO! YOU can\'t be! HYBRED? YOU?
AirMan: Yes. You\'ll fing that Renegade can do this, too.
Zera: Really?
AirMan: Yes, but he never knew it! I can also bring people back from the dead! As long as I have another life to sacrefice and the remains of the body!
Zera: I don\'t believe you!
AirMan: Why don\'t I prove it?
Zera: You won\'t get a chance!
*He shot AirMan and AirMan sent it back at him*
Zera: Gag...gag...gooogooo!
*Zera fell over*
AirMan: This is the end for you, you butter crawling cur!
*He lifted one hand into the air and up came a sea monster. It was a monster of shadow, water, earth flesh. He lifted a winded Zera with the other hand and he/she (you still didn\'t correct me on that) rose up to meet the monster.*
AirMan: Zera! Meet my friend, Gorlab!
Zera: GAAGOOO!!!!
AirMan That\'s as maybe! GORLAB!!
Gorlab: Gniod uoy er\'woh!? Ees on emit gnol! NaMria, Sey?
AirMan: Fine, thanks! There\'s just a little bit of grime washing up every so often! And yourself?
Gorlab: Ereh dnuora sneppah REVE gniticxe gnihton! Derob m\'i! uoy ykcul!
AirMan: Here\'s you fun, then! Here\'s the grime!
*He glanced at Zera, who was terrified*
Gorlab: Ecin era uoy! Sknaht! Wow! Doog!
AirMan: Anything for a friend!
Zera: Mumummum!!!!!!!
*Gorlab shopped him in half with an aqua sword, then he got out his aqua whip and hrabbed the already dead Zera in midair and threw Zera down into the cold, dark, watery deapths of the ocean. This was not a fake. The real Zera, truely was, ded. Never to return*
AirMan: Thanks Gorlab!
Gorlab: That was fun!
AirMan: Ah! You do speak English afterall!
Gorlab: DRAT! Me and my biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig mouth! I\'d better be off. Can I keep the body?
AirMan: Sure! I don\'t want it!
*AirMan sucked the life out of Zera shortly before Gorlab killed him/her. He used the dung of his friends to reconsturct Draco and he used the life he sucked out of Zera do ressurect him. Draco didn\'t care that Zera was dead. In fact he was delighted at the news and to make it up to AirMan, Draco promised to help them and defend them whatever happened. He was a full of life and didn\'t still look and smell like dung. He was exactly how he was before he was killed by Renegade. They now had a new pal who really was immortal. He could never die again.*
Draco: I never knew how much Zera restricted me! I\'m much happier, now! Thanks!
AirMan: Hey! Anything for a friend!
*Renegade never killed a single dragon again...*
Fred: Hey! What happened to that ultimate show?
AirMan: Yeah! And has anone seen Hublo?
.:To be continued:.
[Edited on 11-10-2003 by AirMan]
Renegade was on board eating something
Renegade: Got Dragon Meat?
Hublo: Yeah I guess*holds up plate*
Renegade Lvl up
Strength increased+63
Power increased+78
Endurance increased+97
Hublo: *pokes meat* Did it really do that?
Renegade: Yep* charges up*
*Vegeta\'s Music* YEAAAAHHH!!!!
Hublo: I\'m just gonna go..do something bye!*runs off
Renegade: YEEAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!power of the super saiyan!!!!!
Renegade: I must change!!!
Yes I have been playing Legacy of Goku 2.
I am the ONE!
*Then everybody finds out that that Zera was a fake*
Zera: I\'m tierd of this come back... But anyways, Draco, come on. We have to go.
*Beep beep*
Evil Hublo: AirMan, you should know that Draco can\'t talk.
Zera: AirMan, you are such a fool. The real Draco can\'t talk. I shall bring him back myself... you see? There is one way to bring the real one back... I must kill... even those fakes will do. Ha ha ha... Draco, you will be back soon...
*Zera goes away for a long time and isn\'t seen for a long time*
Errrm, Zera, you can\'t do that as I already said that that was not a fake in my last post and you never returned. If you don\'t believe me, read my last two posts before this one. And BTW, I ressurected the real Draco. You either didn\'t read my last post, or you ignored it completely. In an RPG, you can\'t do either so you edit your post to make it fit or we\'ll ignore. It\'s very simple.
[Edited on 11-10-2003 by AirMan]
Zera: What you said was a lie. Anyways, Draco CAN\'T talk. He is a dragon. He is my friend. And as long as he lives, even the fake ones, I am still alive. See, before I came here, I had something put into him... I asked him if he wanted it, and you could tell he said yes, even through he could not talk. I put this something in him and it was a thing that as long as he lived, I lived. It even works with fakes. Any look-a-like is effected by that. So I am alive, and I will be alive. Soon, Draco will be back....
*Later on, Zera kills some more and is... well... lets say Draco is back*
Zera: Yes... yes... YES!!!!
*Out of this telelporter, comes Draco*
Draco: Herrrrr....
Zera: Welcome back, my friend. Will you do this favor for me?
Draco: Herrrrr....
Zera: Alright, go and kill you fake. We shall live in peace soon. I have a plan to bring back all I killed.... But I must not be disturbed.... I might have killed all those people, but I know I still have some good in myself.... They will all come back soon. Keep everybody away for now. If they want everybody back, I must not be disturbed.
Draco: Herrr....
*Zera thinks*
Zera: AirMan... don\'t worry, I won\'t be evil much longer... I will bring back everyone soon... then we will live in peace... Me and Draco will go away and go to a wonderful land and will stay a little while... But peace will return soon now that Draco is back.... Just wait.
Braids: Hi all take me with you
Zera: ok
We are
The Raven Guild
Cossack adj.
One of a warlike, pastoral people, skillful as horsemen, inhabiting different parts of the Russian empire and furnishing valuable contingents of irregular cavalry to its armies, those of Little Russia and those of the Don forming the principal divisions.
Raven Guild Message Board:
http://travenguild.proboards20.com/ (all are welcome)
Zera: Not much longer... Draco is helping me....
*After a couple of hours, the teleporter is ready*
Zera: Alright, I am finished. But I need some help... I need some power in it so it will work. I only need 3 more people. But since I have Draco and Evil Hublo, I only need AirMan. Ready?
Braids: Hello I am right here dont forget about me.
Zera: Oh sorry I forgot about you lets go.
We are
The Raven Guild
Cossack adj.
One of a warlike, pastoral people, skillful as horsemen, inhabiting different parts of the Russian empire and furnishing valuable contingents of irregular cavalry to its armies, those of Little Russia and those of the Don forming the principal divisions.
Raven Guild Message Board:
http://travenguild.proboards20.com/ (all are welcome)
Renegades hair*quills whatever!* turn Blondish then Yellow then gold then blonde again Renegade is now
Super Renegade and has a limit of power.
SuperRenegade: There is no more Randomness now only pain..*kills Draco the Dragon*
SuperRenegade: Weee!!
Airman: I thought you said NO more Randomness and NO more Dragon killing.
SuperRenegade: He\'s a exception...
SuperRenegade jumps into the sea and swims to a iceberg.
SuperRenegade: Now for some intense training....
SuperRenegade pulls out the Ice berg from the sea and throughs it up...
SuperRenegade shoots his sword up into the Air the sword splits the Iceberg into many peices he starts turning the small peices into even smaller peices the miniture peices float softly to the Sea below.
Hublo: Wow he killed a dragon, completely destroyed quater of the ship, pulled out a iceberg the size of England, caused a whirlpool, destroyed the Iceburg and made little ice cubes *holds up glass of Chilled orange juice.* then made it snow with the even smaller peices....*snow falls*
SuperRenegade lands
SuperRenegade: All that and a Bag of Chips* gives out chips*
Airman: No more Randomness K Renegade?
SuperRenegade: Okay Just trying to have fun before I get down to business.
DrCossacksVoice: What exactly is your business?
Renegade: *unaware of what he is saying*
Oh that\'s simple...*closes eyes*...I\'m supposed to kill Every single one on this boat...
Painful silence.....
Hublo drops his glass of orange juice
glass shatters.
Renegade: Woops..:(
I am the ONE!
SuperRenegade: Hmmm! I see no reason not to start with you, Zera.
Zera: Don\'t even think about it!
SuperRenegade: I already have!
Zera: Then you\'ve broken my command!
*Zera shoots him and blasts SuberRenegade into a billion tiny pieces*
AirMan: Errrm, Zera, I really hate you, you know. You have been really evil.
Zera: Thank you!
AirMan: It wasn\'t a compliment.
Zera: Oh.
AirMan: I think it\'s time for...revenge?
Zera: NO!!!!
*Without realising it, he sent his most powerful buster attack hurdling towards AirMan. AirMan stopped it in middair and sent it hurdling back at Zera. Zera died suddenly as it hit him. There was no Draco, now, either, and there never will be.*
Evil Hublo: Tuttuttut!!
AirMan: *puts on Austrailian accent*What! What is it, Skippy?
EvilHublo: Tuttututututututtt
AirMan: *Again with AUS Accent* The mine?
Evil Hublo: Tuttuttutututuututututtuututututututu!!! TUTU TUTU!!!!!!!!
AirMan: *Yet again, with AUS accent*Our daughter? The mine is trapped inside our daughter!?
Evil Hublo: Tut Tut Tut!
AirMan: The mine\'s caved in and our daughter\'s trapped!?
Evil Hublo: TutututuututututttutuututttututuutututututuTUTUTUUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTUTU!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AirMan: *AUS accent* Skippy! We gotta help!!!
Evil Hublo: TUTU.... TUTU.... TUTU MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I\'m NOT Skippy The Bush Kangaroo!!!!!!!!
AirMan: Heh! Always makes evil people good! And what about TUTUMAN, anyway?
Hublo: Nothing, I\'m making fun of his name.
Hublo:Man im bored. Zera keeps coming back and back and back and back..
*five hours later*
Hublo:And back and back and back and back!
Airman:Is that why you contantly try to kill him?
Hublo:Im angry at him! He doesn\'t die!
Airman:What about your evil side?
Hublo:Hes basicly me
Good Hublo:*pops out of nowhere* Am i basicly you?
Hublo:Um.. yes?
GHublo:YAY!
Airman:Your spilting?
Hublo:Yes.
GHublo:Aw -.-
Back for the third time... Or was it the second?
*Zera\'s voise*
Zera: Ahh.... Peace has returned.... Me and Draco will live happily... We will return one day...
AirMan: Yay...
Zera: Yes... Me and Draco are still in this world, and you just can\'t see us. We will be helping you, because we can nolonger die. We are nothing but thin air, but we are still powerful enough to destroy the world. We will help you all the way...
Hublo:Hey airman.. I know a way to kill Zera..
Airman:How?
Hublo:Simply put blood cell probes inside him and activate the device! It will kill the fakes.. and Zera!
Airman:Think it will work?
Back for the third time... Or was it the second?
*Zera voises*
Zera: Hublo, I\'M DEAD. I\'m nothing but a ghost. Oh yeah, everybody I killed is not back yet. Go to my teleporter, but you will need a lot of help. Just shoot into it and boom! Everybody is back. I killed those people, and they will come back. And I will be helping, too. I will always help.
Hublo: You know I think he\'s trying to make peice..
SuperRenegade: There shall be no peice there shall be nothing but pain!!!
SuperRenegade commands Airman to suck up all the air!
Hublo: how will we breath?
SuperRenegade: Not my problem
Airman inhales all the air SuperRenegade and Hublo faint.
5 mins later
Airman: pu ekaw! pu ekaw!
*he\'s back to average Renegade*
Renegade: Did we kill him?
Airman: Nope instead he went into the sea and now controls the direction of this boat!
Renegade: Well we tried..
(Renegades thoughts:wait shouldn\'t we be trying to achieve something other than trying to kill a what the hell is he anyway?)
Renegade: welp lets go kill some time...
I am the ONE!
::Out of nowhere a warrior wearing black pants , black armor , a dark blue cape , and a black eye patch appeered. He had black hair down to his shoulders and held a giant scimatar called the Kirrin Fang. He looked around confused as his 8 body guards in full black armor weilding pikes appeared behind him::
Xiahou Dun:Huh? This isin\'t the battle field...
Body Guard 1:Cao Ren:This doesn\'t even look like our time!
Body Guard 3:Zang He: ::He looked over at Airman:: Is that suppose to be a person?
Airman: ::Airman looked at Xiahou Dun and his 8 body guards:: No! Im a android!
Body Guard 2:Zhou Yun: ::He looked over to Renegade:: And hedge hog\'s stand on 2 feet? The worlds changed!
Join me in a endless battle of the 3 kingdoms! Join me and my leader Cao Cao and my brothers to put a end to the giant battle! Help us and become a leader of the 3 kingdoms!