The Professor and his Cheese

As I was saying Class, based on the viscosity rates and culturing ratios, this clearly
explains why Cheese actually has holes in it. What? Oh, no, you can keep that
cheese of yours…Just don’t Cut It! Eh heheheh <laugh half-heartedly> Yeah. Yes, you there! Speak up child, I can’t hear you…Oh, there’s the bell. Ok class, go have fun with that …cheese of yours. Yeaaaah. Yes Joseph? Ahh, you enjoyed my lecture then didn’t you? What? You didn’t? Well why the heck not? You disagree? Hmm…ok, what do you disagree on? My numbers. You disagree on my numbers.
Well WOOOWWW Joseph, I NEVER would have noticed THAT!!! Wow, you are
soooo coool, you can tell people stuff without even offending them and stepping on
what little pride they have left. Amazing. DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT MY
FEELINGS??? WHHHAATT? HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASSUME SUCH AN
ABSURD CONCEPT. THAT’S WHY YOU’LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN
LIFE BECAUSE YOU TAKE UP SUCH IMPOSSIBLE CONCEPTS. YOU PLAN
TOO MUCH. AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU DARE TO INSULT THE
WONDERS OF CHEESE. HOW DARE YOU. <pant> Get the heck out of my
room. NOW. Did you not hear me? I said move it. I’ll kill you. Move Dammit.
Mov-see. Look what your slander of the cheese has brought you. Death. Well, there goes another identity down the drain. <begins packing> I’m really getting tired to going to and fro switching identities everytime someone dares to question cheese….but maybe my numbers ARE wrong…<gasp> Oh my god…<choke> The <choke> power of cheese <choke> compels me <die>

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therapist? forget that! this guy needs a padded room! he\'s nutty!

Geez...hmm...I think the last time I stood on a building threatening to jump because no one would introduce me to the voice who plays Marlene (Laura Bailey) on Blue Gender...hmm...

But cheeze is soooooo cool....how can you not feel the same way?

your not by any chance related to \"comander beef\" are you?

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Skip the padded room, just pump him full of drugs and toss him in a ditch!

Takun, you watch WAY too much Adult Swim...

Yeah...I know. But still...Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzee..

Hey...on a side note...what happened to the RP G forum?