Heres a few
Ther are two brunnets and a blonde they have to get across the valley of death they all have genies they first brunnet jumps and says i want to be a dragonfly the second jumps and says i want to be a robin and flys across the blond runs up and trips on a rock and says o shit
How do you get a blonde mad?
Go into a circle room and tell them to pee in a corner.
How do you kill a blonde?
You give them a knife and say whos special.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
Its like my mom said "renernenerenerene god dammit you little mother fucker if you dont got nothin nice to say then dont say notin'


