Here we go: If Sting retires will he change his name to Stung? If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy all of her friends?

Think of more. Post here.

If everyone was great, would great be average. I know the old average would be poor, and the old poor would be terrible. Then the new great would be supreme. But what would be supreme\'s great?

I have some:

Will everyone die tommorrow? Yesterday? Two days after that? A year after that? A decade from now? A millenium from now?

Will there ever be peace in the world?

Will I ever get a date with a girl???!!!





[Edited on 21-11-2003 by ALMIGHTY TRUNKS]

[font=comic sans ms]Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Why can\'t I set my laser printer on stun?

So many questions, so little time...[/font]

where do those left socks go:conf:

If you have the runs,if you eat chese will it stop you from crapping:devil:

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is it possible for fatman to suck and blow at the same time?

[quote]Originally posted by Phatman Dover
[font=comic sans ms]What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Actually if you can bend your hands to touch your palm and strike your palm repeatedly, it would make a quieter, but similar sound to a 2 hand clap

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A woddchuck can\'t chuck wood.

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, and a woodchuck would chuck wood, how mush wood could a woodchuck chuck and how much of this can I take!!!!!!?

What whould happen if the deep blue sea turned orange and shallow?

What if oranges where purple?

Which came first, the Chicken? Or the Egg?

The egg. Did the chicken actually TRUN itself into the egg? No, however, the egg, to a certain point of view, did turn itself into a chicken, so the egg came first.

Whick came fist? Happy or sad?
I am forever wondering. Am I slightly mad!!?:eek:

But the egg would have no way of defending itself, thus the Chicken came first.

What if there was nothing to attack it. Then after, as attackers came\' there\'d be more and more chickens protecting the eggs.

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The theory of evolution. Microbes turned into chickens and started leying eggs. There! The chicken!

Oh! Oh! I know! Ships would travel on Sunny Delight!.... *Wind blows* It\'s a joke, laugh! Or... Just stand there, and walk away, like you already are.... *Wind blows once more* CRAP!

Airman is right If you believe in Evolution then the egg came first since the changes occur as an embryo the non-chicken mom would lay the egg and when it hatched the chick would be a chicken. The theaory of Creationism states that God created all the animals an thus the chicken would come first.

I reckon that the Bible is a metaphore. That\'s why it doesn\'t tie in with what scientists have discovered. Adam and Eve DID have belly-buttons.

Are we talking about the concept of an egg because if you think about dinosaurs had eggs before chickens evolved.
Or in another point of view have you guys seen \"Evolution\" the movie? Where there is a valley of creatures that died because they couldn\'t breathe air and then suddenly an air breathing one evolved. Why couldn\'t some bird (not a chicken) made an egg and a modern chicken hatched from that. It could have been a mutation if you guys ever took bio you would understand.

Excuse me? We\'re just trying to answer a question which philosophers have forever been trying to answer!

Well I have an answerable question. What\'s a philosoper? :conf:

I honestly don\'t believe in evolution, and there are a lot of scientists who are beginning to think that too.

No listening do you hear me?

If you always wait until tomorrow to do something, will you ever get it done?

If someone buys something you had on layaway and it\'s the last one, is it stealing? (No experience on this, just curious)

[quote]Originally posted by Phatman Dover
[font=comic sans ms]Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Why can\'t I set my laser printer on stun?

So many questions, so little time...[/font] [/quote]


He\'d be called a crawl.

The same sound a tree makes when it falls in the forest whith no one around.

To check if you\'re lying?

Lawsuit protection?

Can there be an end to having fun? Is there really nothing with no end?

EDIT: Wait a minute... this sounds like forum game... o.O

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I really want to know: What is a philosoper or philosiphies? I really want to know.

I think it\'s people who talk about the meaning of life.

yeah i think thats what it means....

But why do the call the legend of Zelda series called that? Zelda isn\'t even in a few of the games.......

How can my feet smell if they dont have a nose and how can my nose be running without feet?

Why is a pinky called a pinky mines not pink.... nor is greenland green ...or when your blue your not blue or

Why do people call each other black and white? in reallity were all different shades of brown.

If there is a burger king where is the queen? If there is a Dairy Queen where is the dairy king? why dont the queen and king just get together?