There are only 2 rules in this, first nothing outrageously vulgar (or I will delete this topic it myself) and it HAS TO BE ORIGIONAL

Ill start you guys off with 2 examples one rhyming and one with a message:

When You see a hurse go buy
You may be the next to die
They wrap you up in a bloody sheet
And throw you down about six feet
All is well for the first few weeks
Until your coffin starts to leek
Worms crawl in and worms crawl out
They play peanuckel on your snout
Then your body turns to green
Puss comes out like shaving cream
You put it between two slices of bread
And thats what you eat when you are dead!

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Peace is only a myth
Mankind will eventually self-anniahlate
At the hand of a single corrupt man
So while your still on this side of the lawn
Ask yourself, what is MY purpose?
What is it im ment to do and when the time comes
Will I be able to do it?

[Edited on 11-3-2004 by JohnnyG]

Poodle dumpers are not
Known as water pumpers
Spark plug is a smog hat
Even though my butt is big
and fat, i do not complain
for my name is mcbarne fain
crystal is a public uni
but my hands are sweaty
and puny, i am ricardo
the mexican retardo

There\'s already a topic exactly like this, by Yoh Asakura .

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In the dark room
The light bulbs gettin\' dim
And now my life
Is on a rim
Now i feel insainty
making me tear
sittin\' down
trying to laugh away fear
But theres still the shadows
In the corners and on the wall
Which give me no hope
And makes my soul fall
Now im laying on the ground
Lifeless and dead
Wishing i could point a gun to my head
Now i weez and cough i suddenly die
Thanking god i he let my sould fly
Now im gone and im so free
So you understand what happend to me