Now this is really stupid!I once made myself barf to get out of school!It really hurt though.:sick:

[Edited on 22-2-2004 by slash beast]

Hm...something stupid.

Ok:

I was walking in class, and it\'s a tight class.

I was trying to avoid the chair legs, because it makes a really loud noise in the room, and everyone was taking a test. In my inadvertence, I ended up not only hitting a leg, but tripping all over the place, sending 3 chairs falling down, making quite a clatter. Everybody laughed, and I got 5 points taken away from my test.

...I\'m sad now.

The latest chapter in Match\'s Chronicals of Stupidity is at a golf field trip in school I walked right into a pole. It felt like someone had slapped me in the side of the head. It didn\'t hurt, it was just really embarassing.

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Hmm....one of my friends went to the fair once,and her older brother gave her a cup sayin it was apple juice and she drank it.She said it didn\'t taste like applejuice and apparantly it was beer.
Now for me.....we have a \"Freeze bell\" at our school.As in after recess we wait until we can move.Well me and my friends were palying B-ball,and i froze.But they kept shooting baskets.Guess where I was:Under the hoop.And thats how Pegem was invented.

::Darwin Awards 2::

A man electorcuted when trying to urinate through the grates of a metal fence during a lightning storm.

The lightning hit the fence, traveled up the urine conduting stream, and caused the mans penis to explode due to excided mussle spasms, and electrocution.

Confirmed to be true.
:lol::lol::lol: