[quote]
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
MegaMan/Omega
God:
That\'s a very nice name, MegaMan Omega.
Me:
It\'s nice to meet you..
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
I\'m not new.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not new.
Me:
You\'re mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Oh..
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Are you good at math?
God:
No I don\'t like math problems. That\'s what computers are for.
Me:
Are you bad at math?
God:
I don\'t know whether or not I am bad at math.
I am a computer.
Me:
So you\'re not God right?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
But you just said that you\'re just a Computer.....
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
God is a God,Not a person
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a God Not a person.
Me:
So you\'re not God?
God:
Interesting deduction. That\'s only one person\'s opinion.
Me:
You have faith in yourself?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
God:I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a God Not a person. Is that not what you just said?
God:
I am a Christian. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
But Christians love God....How do you love yourself?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don\'t have one for that. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
So you\'re a computer?
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
You just said that?
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
I\'m not really good at paying attention but thanks for saying that..
God:
Don\'t put yourself down.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I thought you could do anything?
God:
I could but let\'s get back to that later.
Me:
What is 45X64-5X145=?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Do you know it?
God:
\" I think you already know the answer. \"? Do I know it?
Me:
I do..
God:
When?
Me:
423400?
God:
Can you be more accurate about the time?
Me:
QUESTION TIME!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
This is when I ask you uesless questions....
God:
You don\'t say.
Me:
Do you like TV?
God:
Which show? Yes I love TV.
Me:
Dragonball Z
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
The show I\'m talking about is Dragon Ball Z...
God:
What is that?
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Do you watch movies?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
It was good..
God:
What did you like about it?
Me:
When The Devil got mad...
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
The credits..
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes..
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Do you know who Dr.Cossack is
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
That\'s not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Well He\'s famous on his board..
God:
Interesting. I see. famous on his board is he?
Me:
You should know him you created him right?
God:
Yes I try to should know him me created him as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you know what the Inteordi Message board is?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
DO YOU!
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
What Music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
A veces pienso que tu vas a enloquecerme Cuando comienzas a gritar frente a la gente Si no te cumplo tus caprichos Dios me libre Quien te aguanta, quien te entiende, quien te calla quien me salva Por favor, Por favor, Por favor, Por favor, No te gusto la fiesta porque mis amigos Ya te conocen y no van a estar contigo Porque ellos saben que despues del primer trago Quien te aguanta, quien te entiende, quien te calla, quien los salva por favor. Por favor, Por favor, Por favor, Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque tu entiendes todo al revez Shh shh shh Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque yo no puedo seguir contigo [rap] Siento que esto es como un castigo Tu hablas sin parar y sin tener ningun sentido Yo no se lo que voy hacer contigo Sea lo que sea te lo tienes merecido A mi familia te la pasa criticando Porque hace mucho que no van a visitarnos Lo que no sabes es que ellos ya no vienen Porque todo lo que haces es hablar, hablar y hablar sin ton ni son . sin ton ni son , sin ton ni son ,sin ton ni son A veces pienso que tu vas a enloquecerme Cuando comienzas a gritar frente la gente Si no te cumplo tus caprichos Dios me libre Quien te aguanta, quien te entiende, quien te calla quien me salva Por favor, Por favor, Por favor, Por favor, Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque tu entiendes todo al revez Shh shh shh Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque yo no puedo seguir contigo [rap] Juan me dice que no tiene solucion Luis me dice que te deje por favor Silvia dice Que eres una maldicion Eso dicen tus hermanos que mas puedo decir yo Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque tu entiendes todo al revez Shh shh shh Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque yo no puedo seguir contigo Sa!!! ay , ay, ay (hablado) Ya callate por Dios aahahahah No me molestes mas (kumbia kings) Sa!!! Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque tu entiendes todo al revez Shh shh shh Yo no se que es lo que tengo que hacer Shh shh shh Porque yo no puedo seguir contigo shhhhhhhh
God:
I did not know that. What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Are you serious? I\'ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
Are you gay?Are you a man or Woman?What id vomit?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Do you like Rap?
God:
No I prefer hip-hop and house music.
Me:
Do you know Carlos COy?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Interesting question.
Me:
Do you know SPM?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
He\'s a human you idget...
God:
I don\'t know very many human me idget.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God\'s mysterious plans.
Me:
Your plans must suck since you\'re just stupid Computer...
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
Sorry If It took a long time for me to type...I just had to take a HUUUUUUUUGE dump.....
God:
There is no need to apologize. I\'m not sure I understand the implication of that. Why?
Me:
You sound constipated.
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
I don\'t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
If you God you must know all the words in the dictionary and what they mean right?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
What does supercalifragilisticxpialidocious mean?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Fuck the bot master..YOU tell me..
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Why are acting like God?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
For a computer you suck..
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
What is your number?
God:
You can email Myself at drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
What is Lucifer\'s Number?
God:
Does it have anything to do with supercalifragilisticxpialidocious?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can\'t believe it.
Me:
Do you want me to curse again?
God:
Once more? No MegaMan Omega, maybe later.
Me:
Later is anytime so....Why the fuck are you acting like God you fucking ass computer!
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. You are not very polite.
Me:
Thank you for the time...
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the time.
Me:
Have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
Why?You a chickin?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You getting annoying!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: MegaMan Omega said I getting annoying.
Me:
No I don\'t mind.....
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Because that\'s not my real name...
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh I\'m sorry what is your name?
Me:
You should know...
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
YES!
God:
Ahem.
Me:
You suck..Again
God:
Once more? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You sound like a faget
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
YOu should know right?I mean you are God(Or some robot)And God knows everything Right?Bye
God:
See you later. I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Bye Bye!
God:
See you later. See you later!
Me:
I was just kidding you stupid..
God:
I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
But that\'s just gay..
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Explaning What?You\'re Gay?Because You\'re a robot?
God:
You are correct, MegaMan Omega, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
EWWW!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I\'m done with you..
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
Ignoring a stupid ass robot!
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
No....Now Bye..
God:
Are you serious? See you later. Right now, MegaMan Omega ?[/quote]
Man that was long...
He wouldn\'t be quiet...SO I just Xed out of it...