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Well the topic is about posting ways to see if a person is drunk.Well i have 1 way.

Take the person outside and look for a manhole,Tell the person to walk a straight line to the hole and when they are falling in the hole tell them to say the Alphabet backwards while they are falling.


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You could just tell them to say the alphabet.:D


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Yeah,but You know when a cop Tells you to say the alphabet backwards to see if your drunk,but only someone thats not drunk and knows how to the alphabet backwards,Will say the alphabet backwards very,fast.


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I can\'t say the alphabet backwards fast... every few letters, I have to remember one or two before I say it...

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Happy late birthday to me :mad: .

Happy birthday, Zera. :D
Er... and about the manhole method. If we try that, I\'m predicting two possible outcomes:
1. A lot less drinking.
2. A lot more drunk people with broken legs and a traumatized fear of the alpahabet.


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See if they run over there own lawn chair while driving a car full of kids in Canada on a dirt rode to a lake not even caring he almost hit someone...while you and your cousins and sister are in the car.



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I got some ways, you could see how they walk. If they always walk in a dazed way and talk very funny then they are drunk to high heaven.


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If you think someone is drunk,look at the eyes,If the eyes are not red,look in there mouth,if you see vomit coming out the throat,that means they\'re drunk and you have to wash your face.


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No, just insult something they like, and if they start cursing and swinging at you, they\'re drunk. And unless you\'re drunk, you probably won\'t be able to say the alphabet backwards.


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simple; breathalizer test. :P

Some of those methods might not be fair, example a one legged man walking a straight line won\'t be easy! and I can\'t even say the alphabet fowards sober(:O *gasp*).

It should be easy enough to tell if someones drunk and you know em\' anyway.


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Another way:Give them a baseball bat with an explosive at the end,if they take it they cant see the evplosive,that means theyre drunk cause of a little blind sight.


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I know a way...Smack them in the face and see if they smack you back. If they do,they\'re okay,if they dont,they\'re drunk...lol:lol:


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If you smack them and they say \'That tickles!\'then theyre drunk.


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They will not say \" That Tickles\", but they will punch the living snot outta you.

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If you smack them and they say \'That tickles!\'then theyre drunk.


Silly Willy Nilly thats Tickle Me Elmo.Or is Tickle M Elmo drunk o_o ?

*hugs tickle me elmo*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*punches Tickle Me Elmo*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*runs over Tickle Me Elmo with a bulldozer*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*be-heads Tickle Me Elmo*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*throws Tickle Me Elmo into an ocean and he gets eaten by a shark*

Elmo inside the shark:*echoing voice*ha ha that tickles!
shark: o_o



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If you smack them and they say \'That tickles!\'then theyre drunk.


Silly Willy Nilly thats Tickle Me Elmo.Or is Tickle M Elmo drunk o_o ?

*hugs tickle me elmo*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*punches Tickle Me Elmo*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*runs over Tickle Me Elmo with a bulldozer*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*be-heads Tickle Me Elmo*

Elmo:ha ha that tickles!

*throws Tickle Me Elmo into an ocean and he gets eaten by a shark*

Elmo inside the shark:*echoing voice*ha ha that tickles!
shark: o_o
o-0:rofl:That was so reaking funny.I guess Elmo is drunk.


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to tell if a person is drunk is get them in a car if they crash then they are drunk:lol:

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If they crash,police come to the car,And the drunk says Can you hold my beer mam.When really the cop is male,Then they are drunk.

:rofl:


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to tell if a person is drunk is get them in a car if they crash then they are drunk:lol:


Hell when I learn to drive you better watch out,I won\'t be drunk I just am going to be a crazy driver....