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Lapis DS: Sex Education
I was on IGN...yeah what else is new, and came across this....all I could say was WTF....I laughed my butt off and had to tell you all about it. What a way to sell to the girls
[Edited on 8-12-2005 by J_Hibiki]
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InactiveYour not kiddin and I got ot say when I first saw it I also said. WTF!? Thats just sad.
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Er...
I\'m downloading the demo.
Just for the sake of conversation, honest.:lol:
I seriously don\'t mind, it\'s not a game where you touch a little girl while she\'s chained down to a bed and your work to get the \"high score.\" According to the game\'s designer and creator, it was meant to teach girls mainly, and subtly to boot. I think it\'s metaphorical and subliminal the way you\'re meant to learn from it, not...
\"OMG Dude, touch that bunny in the butt and he get\'s happyz!\"
More power too \'em.
::EDIT::
OMFG I JUST PLAYED TEH DEMO!!!
Wow.
That was the wierdest thing I\'ve done all day. Seriously.
For those who can\'t get at the demo, I\'ll describe it to you.
-Rotates camera and clicks on the bunny\'s nose-
*CUE TECHNO MUSICZ*
Pulseing rhytem...
-The camera swirls slowly away and above the rabbit...
-Images begin to swirl by in the following order...
~Tea kettles~
~Bananas~
~High Heals~
*Music escalates*
~Nuts, bolts, and screws~
~Cupcakes~
~A pack of wolves looking cute~
~Birthday cakes and icecream~
~The screen fills with pink flowers~
~Music stops~
WTF.
That was crazy.
I need to go change my pants.:lol:
[Edited on 8-12-2005 by BlueSilver]
"I worship the Supreme Comrade Cossack!"
Oh yea... Another title for the Parents-Who-Hate-Games fire. I could hear the news reports now...
\"Educational\" or \"improve actual sex in the world\" ( 
) is just a facade. I bet this title is a counter to all the other sex games out there that most, if not all, are targeted for male audiences. Must we degrade ourselves to be accepted (or whatever aim this game was really made because of)? Not to say guys are degraded because they play games, but to the \"general\" rule that games are not fun if it doesn\'t have much sex and violence.
I\'m not really sure if I should laugh or cry... :conf: And I was starting to get some respect for Nintendo... I\'m not just saying that either.
............. Just played the demo.............
I\'ve had sex plenty of times but I don\'t ever remember any tea kettles or wolves, But I do rememer Cupcakes! Ohhhh yea those sweet sweet cupcakes *drools*
That bunny is cute I guess but I don\'t see any real point... probably why its still in development!
[Edited on 8-12-2005 by ArixRaven]
"How can I be sure my past isn't just a fiction created to account for the discrepency between my emediate physical sensations and my current state of mind?"
0_o God (The user) is gonna like this I on the other hand believe we already have this it\'s called FEel The MAgic XX/XY and the soon state side sequel entitled Where Do Babies come from. This is one that the school Health teacher would be using. \"Okay kids everyone open your DDS\'es to Lapis DS\"
Hey beautiful people, you're better off trying to e-mail me than message me on here.
Oh my God...I can see this being used in girl only schools across the world. \"Now girls, put Lapis into your DS...Ella! Take out that Advance Wars!\"
Seriously, I wonder what the age rating would be?
And ArixRaven, we don\'t need to hear about how many sexual escapades you\'ve had.
"How can I be sure my past isn't just a fiction created to account for the discrepency between my emediate physical sensations and my current state of mind?"
Hey beautiful people, you're better off trying to e-mail me than message me on here.
"I worship the Supreme Comrade Cossack!"
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I knew something was wrong when the company made the Slogan for the DS \"Touching is good\" Turns out my nightmares have been realized. Let\'s hope they don\'t get this idea with the revolution.
Hey beautiful people, you're better off trying to e-mail me than message me on here.
Whatever!
This game would be a million times cooler on the Revolution!
Do you forget that the Revolution has something better than touch sensitivity? Depth perception!:lol:
"I worship the Supreme Comrade Cossack!"
I don\'t really have any problem with a game being made for the purpose of sexual education. The only real problem I see with this game is the deceptive nature of it.
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WTF, mate? I mean really, the last thing we need is to use a cartoon character to teach little kids about Orgys.
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