I think society could do without these...miscreants. If you think otherwise, maybe you should be \"treated\", too.

However, death is not a good punishmet for everything. In fact, even through all of this big talk, I will act mercifully and kill very few, even for anything.

There are many undesired jobs around with poor pay. The criminals could do these for no pay and poor conditions. Slavery. Slavery and re-education.

In time, you will see how great a god I am. How humanity is not worthy of it\'s own destiny. Perfection is me, and can only be obtained through me.

Necro, you are a great person. But that\'s all you are. A person. You make a great overlord, but I am greater still. A god.

[Edited on 11/12/05 by Samsara]

[quote]Originally posted by Samsara

I think society could do without these...miscreants. If you think otherwise, maybe you should be \"treated\", too.

However, death is not a good punishmet for everything. In fact, even through all of this big talk, I will act mercifully and kill very few, even for anything.

There are many undesired jobs around with poor pay. The criminals could do these for no pay and poor conditions. Slavery. Slavery and re-education.

In time, you will see how great a god I am. How humanity is not worthy of it\'s own destiny. Perfection is me, and can only be obtained through me.

Necro, you are a great person. But that\'s all you are. A person. You make a great overlord, but I am greater still. A god.

[Edited on 11/12/05 by Samsara] [/quote]

It\'s a good thing I take sarcasm well.:lol:
Seriously, in order to lead, one must lead through example. Their own.

Slavery doens\'t work that well...
All that will do is breed hate.

Seriosuly, if you tried to apply that world model, even if you where given five generations of complete control to establish it, it would crumble. Saying that you have one set of rules, and acting on a nother will just lead to rebelion.

If you run for president, I won\'t vote for you.:rofl:

Whoa, since when am I an overlord? Really now, I\'m abit confused to why I\'m even on this poll.

If I had the power I\'d have the totally cool electric guitar that\'s also a machine gun that shoots out volleys of bullets when I jam and a microphone that can amplify the magnitude of the pitch when I hit high notes to ridiculous levels, so much so that I shatter everyone\'s eardrums and render everyone useless! Yeah! But I\'ll be protected because my ears will have been replaced with cyborg robot machineman ears from 2029 that protect me and only me. And then I will be the ultimate destructor!

That my friends, is cool.

On a serious note obviously everyone is gonna post here and say,\"I should rule the world. Hahahaha!\" Well, almost everyone.

\"I should rule the world. Hahahaha!\"
I knew I forgot to make that point.
Thanks Necro!:lol:

How would a legion of deaf followers help you?

Necro Army Sergeant: OK! WE NEED TO BE ABSOLUTELY QUIET TO EVADE THE ENEMY PATROLS!

*Enemies cock their rifles*

Other Soldier: DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?!

No. Many people here believe that criminals aren\'t punished enough; therefore I believe I would be supported.

It is also known as \"hard labour\".

I think I have been extremely lenient in explaining my plans for you as you question them at your leisure. Soon enough asking will be such a crime that if I don\'t kill you, you will be begging for death anyhow.

However, if my plan works, only worthless anarcists will be questioning anything and noone ever listens to them.

My plan is so perfect that the only possible problem is that a perfect world is incomputable to an inperfect human. In which case, I will add some inperfections in the way only I can :devil:

On another note:

You hear that!? Necro renounces his overlord status! I win! I am truely the greatest being in existance.

[Edited on 11/12/05 by Samsara]

Whoa whoa whoa man, you\'re just underestimating the sheer power of my microphone. It\'s power is unfathomable. Unimaginable. Inconceivable even! Yes, it that amazing! Not only can it produce sounds that reach decibel levels high enough to shatter people\'s eardrums, but it can do it worldwide. In an instant. It\'s so powerful it forces sound to move faster than it can. Yeah, bet you didn\'t think of that.

But that isn\'t even the tip of the iceberg. You\'re only beginning to be able to fathom the power that my microphone will contain. But remember! I said it was unfathomable. Unimaginable. Inconceivable even! Not only can it shatter eardrums, worldwide in an instant, but it\'s waves are strong enough to penetrate the earth and cause earthquakes across the globe. Yeah baby, it\'s that powerful. It can even cross the vacuum of space, once thought to be impossible for sound waves, and cause the atoms of the sun to implode and destroy us all.

Yeah, it\'d be that powerful. But you\'re not even close to understanding it. Remember, it\'s unfathomable. Unimaginable. Inconceivable even!

That explanation was funny enough to make me crap my pants.

The true power of the microphone lies in propergander. In the power of the media. Which is why they will be the first to be disbanded. The only media and news will have to be filted and cencored directly by me.

Nah, Necro\'s awesomeness just radiates, so his thoughts just soak into other people. So, he doesn\'t even need the microphone for Propaganda.

But, if you\'re a god, Samsara, what happens if you meet an Atheist?

The microphone is often used as a metaphore for free speech and the media, and thus propergander against me.

Also, the person not believing my existance won\'t have any effect on whether or not I actually exist. They would merely be proved wrong.

Also, MegaX, I will have you killed for worshipping the wrong God (which is ironic, seeing as that is the cause of almost all wars)

[Edited on 11/12/05 by Samsara]

Hmmm...Can you destroy a metaphor?



Sound logic. That doesn\'t make it cool logic. Just logic that works.

[quote]Also, MegaX, I will have you killed for worshipping the wrong God (which is ironic, seeing as that is the cause of almost all wars)

[Edited on 11/12/05 by Samsara] [/quote]

I\'ll...uh...kill you back!

>_>

I don\'t want to destroy the metaphore, I want to destroy that which the metaphore is describing, in this case, the danger of allowing others to state their own oppinion of me freely.




You can\'t kill the immortal.

[Edited on 11/12/05 by Samsara]

[quote]Originally posted by Samsara

Also, MegaX, I will have you killed for worshipping the wrong God (which is ironic, seeing as that is the cause of almost all wars)

[Edited on 11/12/05 by Samsara] [/quote]

You\'re kidding, right?

Religion isn\'t the cause of almost all wars and I really don\'t understand why people who criticize religion always view it as such. It\'s like they twist the facts to support their arguement.

Wars are always about two things. Power, and land. That\'s all wars are ever about. It\'s true that religion is also thrown in as well, but it\'s often used as a tool to rally the troops. People are far more willing to kill others if they feel it is justified, especially spiritually. But religion shouldn\'t be blamed for the actions of it\'s followers unless the actions are actually part of the religion\'s ideals. Man\'s greed causes wars. Not some spiritual ideals. If it wasn\'t religion being used to justify it, it\'d be something else.

But it\'s true that religion is often involved, and has been manipulated to rally people. That much is true, but religion has never really been the underlying cause.

For someone claiming to be so superior, you just fell flat on your face. ;p

All religions are to be obliviated except for worshipping me.

For that, you have sacrificed more than you can imagine.

Kill? Necro? Kill Necro!? :rofl:


No, seriously. That\'s a good one.

[Edited on 12/11/2005 by Mega X.exe]

Compared to my punishments, death is an act of mercy.

Then I be killed first? \'Cuz I\'d rather not see what you\'ll do the place.

Wow guys. Chatty Chatswell. There\'s a whole new page here that didn\'t exist last time I checked.:lol:

I guess if you really wanted to rule, you should probably start with remembering one of Orwell\'s many ideas found in the principle of Ingsoc, namely the ability to manipulate the past and keep yourself as the only happy human being. Really, there\'s a whole lot to it, but I think that Ingsoc\'s about the only way I\'ve discovered so far that would really work. Except for the microphone. But we all know that\'s surgically attached to Necro\'s hand, and is unremovable by human means. Although, I guess you\'re a god, so go for it.

It\'s funny that we\'re all sitting here talking about fake religions now. We\'re tired of discussing real religions, so we\'ll make up our own.:lol:

Orwell? You mean Animal Farm? =P

That book was good.

1984 specifically, but Animal Farm was also good.

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Nightstick...guns? Why not just use shock rods like in Half-Life 2 with Less-than-lethal shotguns? (those are the ones that fire the hard beanbags)

Aim for the knees.

I think that all of you guys out there who want to claim rule over all that is living and earthy should duke it out.

And in da red corner, weighing in at erm... an unknown amount of pounds, claiming to come straight out of heaven: SAMSARA!! (or Airman, so you prefer)

And in da blue corner, weighing in... wait, does it include the horse? Aw well, coming from, erm, France? The one, the only, NECRO!

If I ruled the country, people would have a reason to fear. >.> <.<

Sacre Bleu!

One thing I will do for convieniance, is that everyone I rule (the western world) will only speak a maximum of two languages. These are English (my first language) and German (my second). I will leave all other indigenous peoples be (especially African tribes).

See how perfect I am? My judgement is so logical and unadulterated by worthless emotions and valuing life over the greater good. Any who question it deserve my judgement for their foolishness.

You are also incredibly foolish, for always following your equals. Necro is but a man. As was Hitler, as is every other leader you have ever followed. Apart from, maybe, Gworge Bish Jr. He is iven more inferior than most Americans. So why follow them? The only people who deserve to lead people, who are people better than those they are leading. The last one was Jesus. He truely was a demi-god. I am greater still. I am the \"α\" and the \"ω\". If he was a demi-god, I am a full god. Bow down to me or suffer the concequences!

There have been a good load of possible leaders, though. However, they did not wish to lead, or could not for some reason. Or dedicated their lives to something.

I\'d love to have Alexander the Great back, with Confucius at his side. GOD that would make a nice world. Maybe.

Yeah, I can see it now...
Alexander: Let\'s go to war for glory!
Confucious: Confucious say no war!
Alexander: War!
Confucious: No war!
Alexander: Wimp!
Confucious: War monger!:lol:

There\'s a pretty big fact which makes anything like this impossible, Airman; you cannot achieve the power to enforce your restrictions. Unless you truly were a God, which to me is impossible, seeing as I believe in only one God who\'s position is impossible to obtain by any other figure.

There\'s literally no way a human could ever get that much power. Humanity would have to be a bunch of rag dolls and wooden dummies. Even if you did somehow achieve the position of \"ruler of the entire world,\" you\'d have to have insane surveillance skills to quell all rebellion and defeat all opposition. Your theory seems to be \"The reason I can rule is because I\'m a God.\" And you\'re not. Or at least, I don\'t believe so.

And good gracious, this is the stupidest thing I\'ve ever posted, because its so obvious you\'re not being serious. I guess what I mean moreso is that there\'s no way, in my opinion, for a human to obtain the status of a God.

I think the reason most people have been replying to him is because what he\'s saying just isn\'t funny. And jokes are meant to be funny.

Unless it is funny and I lack a sense of humour. *shrug*