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Time: 8:32 am
Location: Gara--unknown.

Comments: Time to check out my equipment. It looks like I have some darts with me. They look sharp. I wonder how sharp they are. They seem to be coated in something...

I guess I\'ll touch i--THUMP!

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Time: 9:23 am
Location: Ugh...

Comments: I think I impaled myself on the muffler...



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[Edited on 1/27/2006 by Mega X.exe]

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Time: 9:27 am
Location: the ca--top secret transportation device

Comments: I must track down this man suspected of cheating.

I forgot to open the door....

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Time: 9:30 am
Location: Same place

Comments: Now, I shall persue this perpatrator!

Wait....Where is he supposed to be?

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Time: 9:36
Location: the Ma-- place of hiding of most evil organizations

Comments: I think I just drove into someone\'s shop.

Some dude is yelling at me.

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Time: 9:41
Location: Same.

Comments: Another dude in a blue uniform with a shiny badge on it has arrived. He\'s forcing me to come with him.

Maybe I can ask him politely to leave me alone, or bribe him with this two week old donut I just found in my pocket?

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Time: 9:42
Location: Same

Comments: I\'m being taken with the man someplace. He didn\'t eat the donut I laced with poison, which I offered him.

Well, I am kind of hungry... I wonder what flavor it is?
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Time: 10:10
Location: Bed.

Comments: not certain how I got here... feels like I\'m gonna.... I need a drink... maybe there\'s something I can drink...?

I have a vial of green liquid on my belt. It\'s a lucky thing I thought to pack this Mountain Dew in case of an emergency. Let me just get it open... and...... it smells funny...
THUD
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Time: 7:30 am
Location: Hospital

Comments: A meal has been brought to me by a nurse. It looks great for hospital food, but the sad part is....I can\'t reach it......

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Time: 8:23 am
Location: Same

Comments: Starving......must....reach....food.....useing......crutch......as......puller......I just pushed the food away more.

[Edited on 27-1-2006 by Blazen]

[Edited on 27-1-2006 by Blazen]

[Edited on 27-1-2006 by Blazen]

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Time: 9:30 am

place: Park er uh Unknown outdoor facility.

Comments: I finally got out of that Hospital and hit a McDonalds. Unfortanutely My cop friend was there I ran as fast as I could here. I lured him away by running past a doughnut shop that was giving away free Donuts. Uh-oh here he comes and he\'s holding a coffee in his hand. I hope he doesn\'t throw it at me. I hate hot coffee in the lap.

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Time: 10:02
Location: Running.

I see a fence up ahead, and he looks to fat to jump it. I\'m going to try.

Even if he does follow me, the barbed wire on top ought to stop him.
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Time: 10:03
Location: A yard.

Comments: I decided to change my plan and hop over this wooden fence instead, knowing he\'d know to look for me behind the safety of the barbed wire one.

Now if I can just make it past this cactus garden, I\'m home free.

Time: 11:45
Location:A Local bar in PIttsburgh
I got on a plane and am laying low hear this Iron city stuff could make great rust remover.
Hey some guy with a vest that says SWAT on it threw a ball in here it\'s spewing something. *THUMP*

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Time: 12:54
Location: In the dark.

I\'m in some kind of room. I feel dizzy...

It\'s dark...

...I want my mommy...

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Time: 13:01
Location: Nothing different.

I found a phone. Dunno what it was doing here. There was a number. I dialed it.

\"Welcome to the Psychiatric Institutional Hotline. If you are a homicidal maniac, press 1. If you are...\"

It went on and on like that: \"...and if you are paranoid, don\'t press anything. Just put the phone back. We know where to find you...\"

...I think I wet my panties...

This deserves revival...

Time:14:37
Location: Man's offi-Secret evil organization hideout

My secretary disguise is working and i'm almost ready to confront the man, I feel Pretty...

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Time:14:49
Location: Dark place
Unfortunantly the mailboy beat me up and took my lunch money...and it doesn't help he stuffed me in a locker...

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on August 16, 2007 at 12:47:42.

Time: 3:02 PM
Location: Locker Room... of evil!

After several hours, the janitor came and opened up his locker. He seemed rather surprised. I hit him with my purse.

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Time: 3:04 PM
Location: Janitor's Cart... er... um... super secret mobile hiding place?

I have successfully hidden myself in the janitor's cart, and am rolling towards my target. I am perfectly invisi... oh, hi there!

Time: 3:22 P.M.

Comment: Is windex poisonous if you swallow it?

Time ???
Location ???
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I saw a bright light. Guess the Windex killed me after all. I followed the tunnel to the light, but the man at the end just shook his head sadly. Then he grabbed my shoulders and threw me back down the tunnel.

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Time: 3:45
Location: Dumpster

I guess this is where they threw me when I died... on the plus side, I'm alive again.

I am invincible.

Time: 3:48
Location: Street

I decided to show off my invincibility and run into traffic. I was hit by a Dodge Ram and dented the lid. I quickly stood and people gawked at...my legs? I had found that they were actually gawking at my lack of legs. Blood is being lost quickly, but I have still proved I am invincible. Victory is mine.

Time: Unknown
Location: Morgue

It seems I passed out from the lack of blood and was considered dead. I can't feel my legs.

Time: Unknown
Location: Morgue

It seems someone has played God and transplanted a working machine gun in place of my left arm.

Awesome.

Location: Prison.
Time: Unknown.

The Machine Gun worked! But then the man with the shiny badge and his friends took me away again. The machine gun is also out of ammo now. Ooh, the man in the shiny badge is taking me down a hallway, wonder where it goes?

Location: Prison.
Time: GIANT MEAT GRINDER ROOM

The hallway leads to a GIANT MEAT GRINDER, OH CRAP!

Within my heart, I summon the power of courage as I am kicked into the completely illogical meat grinder. My machine gun transforms into a metal arm, just like in that one movie I saw, and I use its extendable features to grapple back up to the top.

The man in the badge notices my arm with bewildered eyes. "This is MADNESS!"

I appropriately reply:

"I KNOW KUNG FU!"

I knock the man into the meat grinder with a well-placed kick.

I then notice the large, bulky valve handle the man has dropped. Considering it to be an item I will surely need later on, I place it in my pocket. In order to do so, I have to dump my supply of mixed herbs. Ah, well. I probably won't need them.

Time: 5 PM
Location Prison, Meat Grinder Room.

Hearing footsteps, I leap over a railing that existed just off-screen. Damn my devilishly good denial of the fourth wall!

The fall breaks every bone in my body, but through the intense pain I reach into my pocket and pull out a Potion of Cure Serious Wounds. It's my last one, and it cost me like, 100 GP, but it's worth it.

Time: 5:03
Location: Dark Room

I am in a dark room. Remembering my training, I light a candle, thus removing all the risk of being eaten by a grue. Next, I grab a torch, a rope and ye flask.

Never forget to grab ye flask. Never!

Then, a man bursts through the room with a gun pointed to my head. I attempt to give him the finger, but the machine gun makes that a difficult task.

He gasps.

"This is MADNESS!"

Why does everyone say that I wonder?

"No." I reply, "This is SPARTA!"

But then I remember... it's not.

Time: 5:03
Location: Previously Dark Room

The man and I begin to fight. Unfortunately, he's way too fast. As he shoots me with bullets that I somehow manage to survive, I'm stuck here waiting for my bar to fill up. Come on, get full, would you?

Finally, I have a chance to act. I decide to use my special technique, MachGn, and quickly waste the man with a flurry of bullets. Looks like he doesn't have the same kind of character shield I do.

For beating him, I got 143 experience points and a magical fire ring.

This room has a valve, and suspiciously, no valve handle. I put the handle in place, despite having no proper tools to secure it with. As soon as I turn the valve, the north wall parts, revealing three imprints shaped like a wolf, eagle, and and octopus, respectively. A plaque above the imprints reads, "Find the three animals statues illogically scattered all throughout the prison to unlock this emergency door."

I sigh. How practical is this? Nevertheless, to escape this prison, I must not bother with the much more simpler front door and use this emergency door instead. I leave, beginning my quest for the animal statues.

Edited by The Helldragon on September 3, 2007 at 11:43:28.

Time: 5:00 P.M.
I'm not sure exactly if this is his real job anymore. Considering the fact that all he does is give people coffee. I smell a Gigolo...oh wait...that's the Janitor's amonia...or maybe it's Formalehyde...I feel dizzy...*thud*

Time: 7:00 P.M.
Place: The Mall?
So the dude who's store I crashed into had me kidnapped so I could work as his slave in the back room making toys with lead paint on them for 4 year olds. I wonder if those pastel colored chips over by the lead paint taste like M&Ms.

Time: 7:05 P.M.
Place: ame-say
No, not M&Ms, EVEN BETTER, just like Mom used to give me when I was a wee young spy.

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on March 14, 2008 at 16:05:35.

8:00 PM

It was difficult, but I think I'm almost free. Thanks to my charisma score of infinite (Yeah that's right, Dave. I wrote the little sideways 8 (that's infinity) symbol on my character sheet and you can't do anything about it) I managed to incite a slave revolt. Although I'd better run since I can't give them the million dollars I promised.

10:12 P.M.
Location: Main street

I think I outran the other slaves. Considering most of them hadn't been fed in awhile they didn't have the endurance to chase me. I found the guy walking home. He's on the phone and muttering something about his wife never knowing. He mentioned a motel just outside of town. For some reason he appears to be dressed in drag with heavy make-up. Is he throwing a surprise costume party for his wife? I should check my mail to see if I got invited.

6:00 P.M.
Location: My lair of super spy awesomeness

I wasn't invited... I've decided to crash the party anyways. I hope no one will notice my super special secret costume as cover to get into the party.

11:59 P.M
A mini mart

I have been fired and now I am a night time clerk.Hurmmmmmmm I can fix this I think...

12:01am

I murdered the guy I fired who was now working in a mini mart. I fixed him for good.

12:03 A.M.
A bathroom
Wow that looked like it heart. I have an idea!
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time:???
plase:Hell
That idea was dume murdering my self to see what it was like. Wear is that restart boten?