i do my best to make a impression but i just aint gettin nuttin. i put on my best dress and even took a bath. do you reckon they even noticed? my paw told me i even smelled like a girl and made me get all butterflyery and stuff. maybe it was because i was just so dern nervis about the enterveiw and junk? can you tell me what i is doin wrong?

Maybe the emplyer just finds someone more suited for the job. Maybe you need more experience, but I\'m not sure.

You aren\'t a real country bumpkin. They wouldn\'t be ON A MESSAGEBOARD posting on A COMPUTER.

Geez. What a creepy sterotyper.

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