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Everybody has wanted to take over the world at one point or another, but what with? Choose your weapon of mass destruction!


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You forgot the grand armies of demonic bunnies. :o


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Bah, bunnies pale in comparison to the army of Sith I am creating, we are just about ready for world conquest. Anyone wanna join me? Free candy!

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You said the W word. I\'m reporting you to the FBI.

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You said the W word. I\'m reporting you to the FBI.

... WHEEL! How insidious! Say wedge of cheese.:lol:

I\'d use cornfolk and carrot men. \"SHOCKING!\"


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Hmmm....im an expert on all things Evil, and i must credit you for trying, But bombs, bio-warfare,..these are but mere play things to someone of world domination caliber. I appluade your efforts but i must say a creepy Ninja/pirate demon that swallows souls would be better.

\"Rrrrrr....I be Swallowing your soul now matey Rrrrrrr...\" < throws a ninja star at you and sucks out your soul.

[Edited on 30-1-2006 by Nick]


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I\'d just take over the world by doing nothing. Yeah, you heard me. :P


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I\'ve drawn up a plan for the best plan in the world, and it\'s just behind this curtain. If you look behind the curtain, maybe you\'ll be able to analyze it quick enough to stop it....


... and no, there\'s not a soul-sucking mirror behind the curtain.


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Cheese, of course!:rolleyes:

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Spammer.

[Edited on 31-1-2006 by Spider777]


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I don\'t need any weapon: people will gladfully follow me until it\'s too late! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


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I don\'t need any weapon: people will gladfully follow me until it\'s too late! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


You diabolical bastard!

Anyway, I\'d probably do something practical, but when someone like Mr. Bond comes by, I\'ll tell him the version that uses the wheel of cheese. He\'ll be so confounded that he won\'t be able to stop me.

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I don\'t need any weapon: people will gladfully follow me until it\'s too late! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


w00t w00t! I\'ll join you Cossack!:devil: Take over the world we shall:lol:

Anyways... I have a llloooonngg plan to take over the world.

Plan A: I will become an even greater fighter than I am now. I will train, and train. I will search the world over for a great Ninja to train me. After I have receved my training as a Ninja, I will go and search for the master of the best fighting style(not inclueding Ninjitsu.)
After all that training, I will go in search of the worlds greatest fighters, and then I shall chalange them. Those that defeat and find worthy I will ask to join my team.

After a few years I will have an army of great fighters, and Ninjas! Then we can kidnap all of the worlds most important people (such as the pres. the Chinese Emperor, etc.)
Once we have all of them, we will make them turn over all power to US!! Then I will apoint all of my best fighters & Ninjas as world leaders, etc, etc. And for those who will stand against us...we shall kill them!!:muha:
And then, we shal make even more armies of fighter & Ninjas! Muhahahaha!:devil:


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You said the W word. I\'m reporting you to the FBI.


World? Is it World? Weapon! Weaopn, right? No? Wanna? Is it wanna!?

C\'moooon! What is it!?!?! >_<!!!

OH! WOMBAT! IS IT WOMBAT!?!?

Ahem, back on topic... I\'d totally conquer the world with...

...

*glances around.*

... Um... Mario Kart!

... Hellz yeah! Get me a kickass MarioKart style kart, load it up with some red and blue shells, I\'ll be good to go!

[Edited on 31-1-2006 by FlareMan]


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I\'ve drawn up a plan for the best plan in the world, and it\'s just behind this curtain. If you look behind the curtain, maybe you\'ll be able to analyze it quick enough to stop it....


... and no, there\'s not a soul-sucking mirror behind the curtain.


Hmm... *Pull curtain away* OMG! What is that!?
So Doc, what\'s your awesome plan? (Aside from the \"Everyone will willingly fallow me!\" thingie.)


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How will I take over the world? Easy. I\'ll draw comics with Gonk the Gonkdroid untill everyone loves me!

Gonk! He\'ll make it better~!

[Edited on 1/31/2006 by mr.match]


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I like Dave Anez\'. Putting sibliminal messages in a web comic to take over people\'s minds. :P


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So Doc, what\'s your awesome plan? (Aside from the \"Everyone will willingly fallow me!\" thingie.)


You need not to know my plans, they\'ll be revealed to the whole world in due time! Just wait for the big announcement on all TV sets worldwide simultaneously!


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So Doc, what\'s your awesome plan? (Aside from the \"Everyone will willingly fallow me!\" thingie.)


You need not to know my plans, they\'ll be revealed to the whole world in due time! Just wait for the big announcement on all TV sets worldwide simultaneously!


A worldwide televised announcement? I prefer to talk the world by surprise, things are simpler that way.

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... and no, there\'s not a soul-sucking mirror behind the curtain.


I think I have it! It really is a soul-sucking mirror behind the curtain! What the... AAAHH!!!!!!! *Soul gets suck into mirror*


~Juno~


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Nope, definitely not. No soul-sucking mirror.


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I don\'t need any weapon: people will gladfully follow me until it\'s too late! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!



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I Dragon Man A.K.A. Count Flatula, would eat a whole lot of tacos, chili, jalapenos and crap until my bowels scream in anguish!, Aim my ass towards the heavens and let loose an evil of the likes the world has never seen before!!!:lol::devil:


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Boy oh boy do you make a lot of sense. Eat feces loyal servents! ninjas have to breathe my fumes sometime:D


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I may be a dimwit but at least the world is MINE BITCHES!!! ahhh guh guh guh guh ahhh guh guh guh!!! (Popeye laugh)


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Now now, stop arguing little fellows. :)

You know it is pointless. Dr. Cossack\'d top everyone. :o


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I\'d use the triforce, bitch.

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I\'d involuntarily bow down to Necro or Doc any day! :D

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Use grammar. It's your friend.

It's also the pentagon.

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I\'d get on my knees and beg forgiveness from Necro or Doc and get on their good sides fast-like.

Unlike most badguy lackeys though, I\'d actually be LOYAL. I\'d be like Hoji, the little scamp.

I\'M STILL REPORTING YOU ALL TO THE FBI!!!