Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Either way, i've run into a VERY tight spot now, there is another guy that has been acting very friendly to my girlfriend; I want to get him to back off because just about everyone in my whole freaken town knows we're an Item, but seeing as my girlfriend is very non-violence oriented(See my post on the previous page I think it's the first one on the page); I need to find a way to get him to back off without causing any physical harm.
Note 1. The other guy is a jock on the school wrestling team.
Note 2. 78% of my issues settle with me having to be violent.
Okay. Here's what you have to do:
1. Confront the fellow in a dark alley and tell him to get lost.
2. When that doesn't work, it is your solemn duty to kill him. Remember, you are in a dark alley so there should be no witnesses. This won't allow your girlfriend to get wise to your actions.
3. Now that he's dead, don't be foolish and think you're in the clear. You still have a body to dispose of. It's possible to bury the body, but devouring is much more preferrable. Don't think of it as barbaric or gruesome, remember, the ancient egyptians used to eat the dead to devour their souls - and after looking at what these people were able to build I hardly think we can label them barbaric! But don't lose focus, this isn't about the ancient egyptians - it's about you and what you gotta do. And you gotta dispose of that body, and you can't get caught.
4. Now that you've disposed of his body without being caught, you are indeed in the clear. Nobody can ever accuse you of being violent towards him because he'll never be there to tell them you were. Convenient, no? Nobody will ever know what happened to him and you'll never be caught of anything. Remember, you're sneaky and crafty and cannot be caught.
There you go. A solution to your problem.