You ever think about it? I mean, pie in general is just sooo delicious. But then, what IS pie? Some sort of pastry, I guess. But pies are so traditionally round, but then, you have McD's advertising their little blocks of apple goodness as 'pie.' Does that make any sense to you???
And then, there's danishes. Those are always delicious, even despite how fattening they are. Cream Cheese is my personal favorite, but I've always wondered: Where do they come from?
What genius came up with the idea for 'pie?'
I mean ... in the old ages, when a bunch of guys were gathered around listening to Beowulf or something, did some barkeep just decide to make pie? Was it a stroke of inspiration? Did they just have an accident? Did they work for years and years to create pie?
I wonder, was their banana creme filling back then? Or maybe, the pies were some sort of projectile that they created to fight each other? Were they looking for tomorrow's doomsday weapon when they were creating pie?
Have you ever wondered?
Ah, the Truth. It's out there ... nah, maybe not.