NO, you can\'t, you must vote for heart!

Lungs duh.

But the best thing in you entire body that has the coolest name is th diaphragm. :cool:

I can \'cause it\'s MY poll!

Hush, you\'re making the Pancreas sound not so badass!

(points at pancreas) FAILURE!

I don\'t lose. That would be most unsatisfactorary toward my mysterious figure persona.

(stands on a cliff, cape billowing in the wind)

The APPENDIX is badass.. it serves no purpose whatsoever, and, can kill you. If undigestible material gets caught in it, bacteria start to fester there, and the appendix can rupture its contents into the abdominal cavity. The result? A massive, horribly painful, life-threatening infection.

Shadowfore makes a compelling argument. I bet you all are feelin\' pretty silly that you didn\'t vote for the appendix now (that is, if you weren\'t going to vote for heart).

You know, listening to you make me feel smart. I have not voted yet! SQUEEEEEE!!!

Then there is still time!

(casts the Hypno Wave)

Actually, the appendix probably does serve a purpose. We just haven\'t figured it out. Right now it\'s classed as \'vestigial remnant\' from an earlier stage of evolution, but we\'ve said that about other organs only to find their actual purpose later on.

Only at Doc\'s could there be arguments about human organs...

That\'s part of the wonder.

You can live without eyes. But not without a heart.

FINALLY, someone who agrees with me! (raises hands to heaven)

Gall Bladder.
Simple.
It doesn\'t do sh&t
but if it blows up
you\'re dead!

Maybe the heart, I think, isn\'t the best.
Maybe ALL the organs are best, just like the rest!

If any of you can figure out which line of which story I mutilated to get that, you get a cookie.

The Heart The Heart is an organ in the human body. No, not that one. North of there. No, that\'s your trachea. Yes, there it is! People born after 1980 will frequently confuse Heart with Pat Benetar.

Note: Some humans are said to be \"heartless\" and, therefore, have no heart. In its place is a bunch of rocks.

Blood flows throughout the body, just as my soul flows throughout the universe. Wow. As blood flows through the heart, the heart heats it until it boils. This prevents your brain from freezing, though this can be cured by drinking slurpees, slushies or even icees.

The heart is able to do this because it contains all of the love within the body. How sweet isn\'t it? This is why people in cold countries (such as Swedes and Eskimos) are such affectionate people, since if they stop loving they\'ll freeze to death. People from hot countries such as Mexico can afford to be less loving, which is why they won\'t return my calls.

The brain is a mysterious finger of the human snuddy whose exact function is unknown. Some physiologists believe that it is merely the vestige of an organ which enabled our alien ancestors to see through walls and turn milk sour by glaring at it for about 38 seconds, perhaps even less. Another popular theory, first promulgated by Aristotle, is that the brain functions as an blood-cooling device, much in the manner of the large ears of the desert fox, or a dog\'s tongue.

The brain can be removed without causing any harm, and indeed in many people shrivels to the size of a cashew nut during puberty anyway.

Lungs, I\'m not gonna touch since the joke involves both Canada and fecal matter, and I have a feeling it would be a stupid idea to make that joke.

Named after Appendix, the famous Gaul hero of the Rome Total War, the Appendix is a mysterious organ of the body, situated near the index finger, just below the glossary. Despite having been researched to within an inch of its life by scientists with nothing better to do it is still throwing up surprises on a regular basis. The only other organs of the body considered to be more enigmatic that the curiously anomalous appendix are the fabled \"gones\".

Curious properties of the appendix include:

* Purple on Sundays and red the rest of the week.
* Has been known to sing in voices so beautiful that five researchers were moved to tears.
* Slightly rippled with a flat underside.
* No sense of humour.
* Heavier than the entire rest of the body combined.
* Absent in William Shatner

The appendix is, strangely enough, the only organ of the body that is imbued with a free will of its own, and as such, some appendixes may become inflamed. These are called delinquent appendixes. They typically resemble slugs and inhale pot until they burst, taking their owners with them in their suicides.

Much scientific research has been done for the phenomena of appendix suicide, but no conclusive answers have been discovered.

I don\'t know where you got that from but that was awesome.

Uncyclopedia, is my hero!

Wikipedia\'s my hero. Though, technically, We Don\'t Need A Hero To Save Us.