Originally posted by Morphman
French. Oh god, those loathsome french. How a foul language they did invent. Why? WHY? Why-y-y...
Because the French had to have some kinda $* flowin' out of their mouth, and we didn't want it to be our languages.
P.E. is the absolute WORST SUBJECT TO HAVE EVER EXISTED EVER. How is knowing how to throw a baseball the 'correct' way from some fat guy going to help me in life? HOW? Frankly, P.E. is just the one hope for parents with stupid kids that probably won't get into college otherwise.
Plus the teasings, tauntings and overall idiocy of all the kids in the other classes in unbelievable. It's almost as if I'm the only smart person there! Here's an example conversation:
"So, how was your weekend?"
"Your mom's what!"
"Do you even know what you're saying?"
"Your mom knows what you're saying!"
"...I swear, you're almost as stupid as <name disclosed for privacy> over there..."
"Hey everyone, did you hear that? <name disclosed for privacy> loves <name disclosed for privacy>! You're so gay <NDFP>! Ha ha, gay guy!"
P.E. stands for Pure Evil in my dictionary, don't know about yours...