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8 May 2006


TEHRAN -- In yet another action taken by Iran aimed to threaten world peace and confuse people unnecessarily, Iran threatens to invade Iran and put an end to its threat towards world peace.

According to sources within the Iranian government, the decision was made during a meeting in which no sober government officials were present.

"Our plan is flawless, ingenious, and all that. Oh god, where was the f***** bathroom?" said one spokesman for the Iranian government, just before vomiting on the press members and causing the suffocation of 4 of them. "We believe this will take our enemies completely by surprise, since we all know they don't expect such an invasion."

One source from the Whitehouse commented that an illegal organization called "The Alcoholic Front" (TAF) was involved in the decision. The experts state that it is possible for the organization members to add various forms of alcohol into whatever crap the Iranian officials are drinking.

The aim, as well as a possibility of such an invasion, has caused widespread worry for approximately 2.1 seconds.

The next war threat of Iran has become a popular discussion topic. Bets are opened for a few possibilities including Mars, White House and Hell.

God was not available for comment.

Edited by Mega X.exe on May 9, 2006 at 22:18:31.