Proto: (I have permission to post this.)The doctors are retiring early because they think that we are possesed by our favorite blue bomber.
I'm helping the Doc find out if we are really possesed by megaman... just kidding.

Just type in anything that can be a sign that we are obssesed with megaman, but leave out anything sick and if someone already typed the sign of obssesion that you made, then just change it. Leave a tally sheet to tell others how many of these signs you have shown just for the heck of it.

*Puts on a white medical coat*

Let's see how many we all can come up with.

1) You name your dog Rush.
2) You cosplayed as a megaman character at a convention at least once.
3) You can mimic at least one or more of the Megaman voices.
4) You teach your parrot to crash into your enemies.
5) You write fanficion about Megaman.
6) You somehow created your own costom navi by accident.
7) You don't go to the zoo because you fear that Snakeman and Slashman might be there.
8) You think that your bald principal is Sigma.
9) You are known to carry tennis balls as your buster bullets.
10) You create this forum just to be a pain and to chase away your boredom.

Megaman: Now,now, Proto. Let's not fill the sheet right away. Here are the signs I came up with:

11) You name your cat Tango.
12) You name your bird Beat.
13) You call your black boyfreind Bass/Forte just for fun. (no offense)

Proto: as for our tally sheet:

Proto: 3/13
Megaman: 3/13

Edited by Megaman_Proto on May 13, 2006 at 6:12:39.

- you hit every bald guy and wonders why he comes back every time

- you rip off your arm after an accident and think you can repaer it

- you think you have a virtual robot which is actually just a Tamagothi dog

- you get a virus on your PC and think it is a Mettaur

- you put on a helmet and think nothing can harm you

-You don't worry about death; after all, you should still have 2 lives left.

-You try to grab your head in the mirror to get another life.

-You assign names to people based solely on the first apparent theme you notice about them. You have an "OldMan" and a "LadyMan" right off.

-You almost step on a tack. It is a near-death scrape and you turn your life around.

-When people ask how you would fight world hunger, you answer that it depends what weapon world hunger is weak against.

-You can change the color of your entire outfit on the fly.

-You can put up with fighting the same old guy seven times (technically 14) without blowing your lid.

-You sit in front of a hardhat all day waiting for it to open up so you can get a scoreball.

-You believe the best thing you could get from a party ball is a fat flying robot that shoots a bazooka.

-You've learned to deal with the voice acting in MM8.

-You don't ride elevators; if they stop, who knows what ShadeMan might do.

-Your seeing-eye dog is also your utility belt.

-Whenever anyone praises their county's firemen, you say you could take them if you had IceMan's weapon.

-You think anyone with an orange mohawk is imitating BombMan.

-The word "saucer" freaks you out.

Megaman: Uh guys... you are to number your signs and tell how many is true for you. Right now we have 33 so I'll start on 34.

34) You buy a attack wolf and call him Gospel.
35) You jack-in Megaman whenever someone hacks your computer.

4 out of 35 is true for me.

36. You make a list of things that might apply to someone -like yourself- of when they have played too much MegaMan games.

37. Your username is MM related.
38. Your a member of a MM message board.
39. You call your girlfriend Roll, Levi, or Ciel on accident.
40. You call your boyfriend Megaman, X, Zero, Rockman, Protoman, or Forte on accident.
41. You call your school bully a Mavrick.

When both 39 and 40 apply to you, you need a doctor.

42. When you go to a Doctor and call him Cossack.